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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race? This poll is closed. |
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| R. Allin-Khan |
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6 | 1.60% |
| R. Burgon |
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80 | 21.33% |
| D. Butler |
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72 | 19.20% |
| A. Rayner |
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35 | 9.33% |
| I. Murray |
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5 | 1.33% |
| P. Flaps |
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177 | 47.20% |
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I don't care what people say... Crows are dumb as gently caress
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Ash Crimson posted:I don't care what people say... Crows are dumb as gently caress This is the worst thing you've ever posted
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Mar 10, 2020 12:31
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I cancelled my therapy appointment and called into work and my friends, I'm offloading the decision about whether I'm being paranoid or whether they really are out to get me onto others. Go me for being responsible I guess?
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Mar 10, 2020 12:35
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It would be nice if we did the easy testing Korean thing, me and my partner have a nasty cold and id like to know if I can go out without potentially killing a bunch of grandmas How much worse than Italy do you reckon we'll need to get before the gov takes serious action? I'm reckoning a week later.
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Mar 10, 2020 12:37
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I wonder if, when all this is said and done and thousands of britons are dead, our response will be in any way as dramatic as our response to the 7/7 attacks when ~50 died.
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Mar 10, 2020 12:39
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Aphex- posted:This is the worst thing you've ever posted They haven't even evolved seperate organs to piss and poo poo out off
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Mar 10, 2020 12:40
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Says the organism that puts food and water in through the air hole. Drown much?
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Mar 10, 2020 12:41
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Communist Thoughts posted:It would be nice if we did the easy testing Korean thing, me and my partner have a nasty cold and id like to know if I can go out without potentially killing a bunch of grandmas They have already taken serious action. Ignoring it is serious loving action. It's not a neutral choice in this situation, and it absolutely is a choice.
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Mar 10, 2020 12:42
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corvids are the other sentient creatures on this hell world and they don't deserve what we provide for them
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Mar 10, 2020 12:43
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Venomous posted:https://twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/1237284267144642560?s=19 This rather contradicts her script https://www.todayonline.com/world/coronavirus-can-travel-twice-far-official-safe-distance-and-stay-air-30-minutes-chinese-study
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Mar 10, 2020 12:43
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Guavanaut posted:Says the organism that puts food and water in through the air hole. Drown much? birds can drown
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Mar 10, 2020 12:43
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Maggots have figured out how to breathe through a separate hole to the food hole, why haven't you?CoolCab posted:corvids are the other sentient creatures on this hell world and they don't deserve what we provide for them
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Mar 10, 2020 12:44
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Ash Crimson posted:They haven't even evolved seperate organs to piss and poo poo out off pretty efficient if you ask me
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Mar 10, 2020 12:44
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https://twitter.com/danielstorey85/status/1237340070803320834 Yeah, just keep those stadiums open
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Mar 10, 2020 12:46
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Stay safe out there 
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Mar 10, 2020 12:47
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Billet doux from one Julie Elliott MP this morning (never heard of her) encouraging me to vote for Ian Murray and the big selling point is he is supported by Stella Creasy and Jessflaps. What a shame I already put Burgon 1 and Butler 2. If only I had known! </sarcasm>
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Mar 10, 2020 12:47
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biglads posted:https://twitter.com/danielstorey85/status/1237340070803320834
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Mar 10, 2020 12:49
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Billet doux from one Julie Elliott MP this morning (never heard of her) encouraging me to vote for Ian Murray and the big selling point is he is supported by Stella Creasy and Jessflaps. I got that and have already deleted it. Having "our great movement" and "Jess Phillips" in the same sentence was jarring.
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Mar 10, 2020 12:50
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Guavanaut posted:Well at least we know that nobody at Millwall has it, because Forest couldn't touch them if they tried last Friday. 
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Mar 10, 2020 12:52
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Guavanaut posted:Maggots have figured out how to breathe through a separate hole to the food hole, why haven't you? octopodes can stay too
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Mar 10, 2020 12:52
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CoolCab posted:corvids are the other sentient creatures on this hell world and they don't deserve what we provide for them Sapient. loving plants are sentient. Sentient means able to sense and respond to changes in surroundings. Sapient means 'thinking'. (Also elephants and pigs are probably sapient, most cetaceans almost certainly are) But this is one of those distinctions that linguistic drift has rendered frustratingly indistinct, which is a shame, because it's a useful distinction.
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Mar 10, 2020 12:58
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thespaceinvader posted:loving plants are sentient. 
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Mar 10, 2020 13:08
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biglads posted:I got that and have already deleted it. Having "our great movement" and "Jess Phillips" in the same sentence was jarring. What is a giant poo poo if not a great movement Another gem from C:\Users\Guavanaut\Desktop\David Cameron\holding things
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Mar 10, 2020 13:12
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Whenever I see a photo of Cameron holding something I immediately start wondering if he hosed it. The safe answer always seems to be 'yes'.
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Mar 10, 2020 13:40
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https://i.imgur.com/rx5UayK.gifv
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Mar 10, 2020 13:43
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went to the walk in centre to get some cocodamol, got seen by a gp within about half an hour of turning up and walked out with a prescription for 100 x 30/500, total cost for my whole experience was £9 I really love the NHS, I honestly can't imagine what it would be like having to deal with something like this when I was having to make decisions about whether it was worth thousands of pounds to go and see a doctor instead of just whether or not it hurts enough to go back to get some analgesia hopefully we don't have to find out  suspect some of my warm fuzzy feelings may be related to the codeine
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Mar 10, 2020 13:43
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CoolCab posted:corvids are the other sentient creatures on this hell world and they don't deserve what we provide for them The squid would also like a word  blunt posted:Stay safe out there  
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Mar 10, 2020 13:46
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XMNN posted:suspect some of my warm fuzzy feelings may be related to the codeine 
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Mar 10, 2020 13:48
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To be clear, I don't believe this is related to COVID, an aussie supermarket had a massive bulk-deal on toilet paper a week or two ago
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Mar 10, 2020 13:52
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Imagine being the awkward sod who just wanted a tin of dog food
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Mar 10, 2020 13:58
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mehall posted:To be clear, I don't believe this is related to COVID, an aussie supermarket had a massive bulk-deal on toilet paper a week or two ago Oh. Less morbidly funny then but still  Have I missed an actual explanation for "why toilet roll"? I get hand sanitiser and meds but stockpiling loo roll??
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Mar 10, 2020 14:06
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iirc it went something like this: China said that they’d be closing some factories or switching them to disease management, making medical supplies instead of some sanitary products. Hong Kong worries that China’s going to cut them off for toilet paper and starts stockpiling. News articles in Singapore say that HK has run out of toilet paper, Singaporeans start stockpiling. Australia, where a lot of English-language East Asian news organisations are based, reports that multiple Asian cities have run out of toilet paper. Combined with the bulk sale Australians start buying tons of toilet paper. Scenes start showing up on social media with pictures of empty shelves. America starts panic buying toilet paper even though they don’t get it from China because they said on Facebook that they've stopped making toilet paper. Now there's a genuine shortage, and Britain joins in.
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Mar 10, 2020 14:13
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Bundy posted:Oh. Less morbidly funny then but still Because you need to wipe your arse OP.
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Mar 10, 2020 14:22
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What do these people imagine humankind was doing for millennia before the advent of toilet roll?  You can clean your arse better at home with a showerhead and a towel
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Mar 10, 2020 14:35
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XMNN posted:went to the walk in centre to get some cocodamol, got seen by a gp within about half an hour of turning up and walked out with a prescription for 100 x 30/500, total cost for my whole experience was £9 I was advised to get some medium strength cocodamol when I had my last UTI and lordy I was high as a kite for the rest of the evening
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Mar 10, 2020 14:41
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cool i think i'm going to be able to afford to do a masters in september so can apply for one
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Mar 10, 2020 14:42
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Feels pretty good to live in the sparsely populated north in corona times, things are quiet and calm here, stores full of toilet paper so far.
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Mar 10, 2020 14:45
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Just went and did my weekly shop in north London. Tesco was crammed like I’ve never seen it at 1pm on a Tuesday, and the loo roll and canned tuna aisles looked like they’d been visited by The Golden Horde. Just nothing left.
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Mar 10, 2020 14:46
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crispix posted:What do these people imagine humankind was doing for millennia before the advent of toilet roll? In fact people used to have individual wooden spoons to scrape their rear end with. Edit. Or were they more like wooden butter knives.... I guess it could vary as they were home made His Divine Shadow fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:I was advised to get some medium strength cocodamol when I had my last UTI and lordy I was high as a kite for the rest of the evening I had to go to A&E on Sunday with a knackered (not sure how yet) spinal disc. I had morphine for the first time 
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