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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Hahahahahaha he just fixed a single word and not the entire meltybrain tweet

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


How's everyone spending the night before results come in

I watched Seventh Seal last night in honor of Max von Sydow and because it was my first Ingmar Bergman film, I've decided to see more Bergman films

In the middle of Through A Glass Darkly right now, it's alright

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
If you like automobils, how can you vote for a Democrat who all want to get rid of cars, as quickly as possible, especially if they are powered by gasoline. Remember also, no more than one car per family. I, on the other hand, have new plants being built all over Michigan, Plus!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 10, 2020

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


In Trump's second term America will be producing cars around the clock. Far more cars than anyone needs. They will fill the roads with vacant unsold cars. Then they will destroy our homes to build more roads. We will finally become the auto nation America was always meant to be.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
how is noam chomsky still alive

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237491395436240897?s=19

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
automobils

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Trump is going to win on dumb poo poo that doesn't exist lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the president is the embodiement of all email forwards, a messenger sent by god to corrupt millenials who refused to listen to the warnings of The Greatt
(Perfect) Generation of Boomers with good brane

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Leviathan posted:

what was i t

a typo. Just look at the thread for the latest tweet.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Libs really think one jackass thing will end a candidate's campaign lol

The media loving reamed Howard Dean to death over an enthusiastic scream but is bending over backwards to excuse Joe Biden's constant constant pattern of just cussing people out when they piss him off.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
americans genuinely legitimately think that countries that are urbanized and have m4a are shithole nightmares. these are your cohorts.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

How's everyone spending the night before results come in

I watched Seventh Seal last night in honor of Max von Sydow and because it was my first Ingmar Bergman film, I've decided to see more Bergman films

In the middle of Through A Glass Darkly right now, it's alright

persona

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

pathetic little tramp posted:

The democrat response to "YER GONNA TAKE MY GUNS" has always been to say "No I'm Not! No I'm Not!" instead of "gently caress you you gun loving pussy you don't need a machine gun now gently caress off" as it should be.

Biden Tells "Gun-Loving P***y" to "F**k Off" in Latest Outburst

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Neera Tanden AND Bret Stephens on the same MSNBC panel. Wow!

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
moving to Michigan Plus

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Trump is going to win on dumb poo poo that doesn't exist lol

Because just like the guns thing, the democrat response is 100% going to be "No we're not! No we're not! We're not doing 1 car per family! No we're not!"

Instead of the basic-rear end third grade response of "Are you loving stupid you dumb piece of poo poo? What the gently caress is wrong with your poo poo brain"

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe
the n-word tape is coming any day now



and it stars joe biden

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

pathetic little tramp posted:

The democrat response to "YER GONNA TAKE MY GUNS" has always been to say "No I'm Not! No I'm Not!" instead of "gently caress you you gun loving pussy you don't need a machine gun now gently caress off" as it should be.

Beto tried it and ate poo poo

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

skaboomizzy posted:

Neera Tanden AND Bret Stephens on the same MSNBC panel. Wow!
i cant even tell if this is a shitpost or just an accurate description of reality

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

mr biden give the president his twitter account back

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
in a surprise twist Alex Jones is an even bigger rear end in a top hat than deviously reported


https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1237491613242359810

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Bulgakov posted:

tho this goes out to crazy cloud

hope they're still vibin about those lighters

https://twitter.com/sarcasm_box/status/1190761573821943810

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




trump is probably giving this specific general the medal because he appears on fox news a lot as a "military analyst"

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Joementum posted:

in a surprise twist Alex Jones is an even bigger rear end in a top hat than deviously reported


https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1237491613242359810

I mean this is the dude that saw a school shooting and said 'Crisis Actors'

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Joementum posted:

in a surprise twist Alex Jones is an even bigger rear end in a top hat than deviously reported


https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1237491613242359810

if ur not legally drunk the flag holds no power if the gold fringes are less than 14/88 of an inch thick then assault is not illegal if no gold fringes resort to step 1: chili defense

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Mayor Dave posted:

Beto tried it and ate poo poo

You don't say it to the voter, you say it to the candidates who have been making the claim.

Republican candidates go out and say "They're going to take your guns and make you have only one car and let ISIS buy the library and live there" and democrats say "No we're not no we're not no we're not" instead of either "This republican is riddled by dementia and making poo poo up" or ignoring it and just making up worse poo poo like "This republican wants to gently caress kids"

Now they can't of course, because they've been playing defence on everything for 40 years.

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Lmfao

Screenshot



of course it's essentially real jebus

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Joementum posted:

in a surprise twist Alex Jones is an even bigger rear end in a top hat than deviously reported


https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1237491613242359810

oh god what is that man doing to his anus

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://mobile.twitter.com/maxleibman/status/1237142373001551872

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

in a surprise twist Alex Jones is an even bigger rear end in a top hat than deviously reported


https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1237491613242359810

No wonder he hates the government. They arrest him when he commits crimes.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Rah! posted:

if ur not legally drunk the flag holds no power if the gold fringes are less than 14/88 of an inch thick then assault is not illegal if no gold fringes resort to step 1: chili defense

piss fringed flag

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/covidperspectiv/status/1237491269774925825

here's the stream


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QaqwhUmaEc

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Bulgakov posted:

keep ur lady wasps happy so that they tear down the tomato loving hornworm patriarchy :peanut:





hornworm is prohibited

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
piss pig flag dad

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


DryGoods posted:

piss fringed flag

my presdiet :smugdon:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


cargo cult posted:

piss pig flag dad

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah! posted:

my presdiet :smugdon:

e: pissdiet

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


didnt we just do this?

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