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The Walrus posted:my favourite part is how on your hands it can only live for 5 minutes but can live for 12 hours on clothes. Your skin has a bunch of anti-microbial compounds as the front line of your immune system (see Innate immune system). Generally, microbes live longer on steel or plastic because those surfaces aren't constantly secreting anti-microbial compounds in an attempt to fight off any microbes it doesn't like. That said, you should still wash your dirty, dirty hands.
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Haramstufe Rot posted:Berlin has the largest and best hospital in Europe, but also the most incompetent government and administration in Europe. Always bet on roni. (Gott tier user name by the way) Antigravitas posted:That's not a thing. Though after 6 weeks my employer no longer has to pay me and my insurance pay 60% (i think). Yeah I'm native German, just didn't know about the infektionsschutz Gesetz until now. Your insurance pays 70 percent of before taxes after 6 weeks by the way, or a maximum of 90 percent after taxes (in case you're close to the tax free bracket I'm guessing). Son of Rodney fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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Son of Rodney posted:Here in Berlin the roni has shown his head, and yet the local football club is scheduled to have a full stadium for a game in a few days. People are mostly really pissed about, and for good reason. Events with more than 1000 people are now verboten in Bavaria, and the football teams will play in empty stadiums. Maybe other areas will follow suit. At least no one will catch any virus in the Berlin Brandenburg Airport 
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Posted this in CSPAM but I'm bring it here like the virus itself; Over/under: this poo poo is gonna burn out by end of May due to the season change, we're gonna get a lot of "told you so's" from the Trumpers, then it's gonna come roaring back next year with a vengeance.
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UnknownTarget posted:Posted this in CSPAM but I'm bring it here like the virus itself; We have zero evidence that warmer temperatures will improve the spread.
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There Bias Two posted:We have zero evidence that warmer temperatures will improve the spread. JHU map shows all tropical countries so far have had low case loads and spreads.
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We don't need to wait that long to know. In about a month, the Philippines will show exactly how much heat will or will not halt the spread of CoViD-19. Because unlike Italy and Iran, the Philippines are regularly above 75F with high humidity during this time of year.
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UnknownTarget posted:JHU map shows all tropical countries so far have had low case loads and spreads. It's unclear where these countries are actually testing and monitoring the situation adequately.
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Baller Time posted:At least no one will catch any virus in the Berlin Brandenburg Airport That's a good Berlin joke 10/10.
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Baller Time posted:Events with more than 1000 people are now verboten in Bavaria, and the football teams will play in empty stadiums. Maybe other areas will follow suit. Yeah I'm stealing that joke lmao.
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Mar 10, 2020 22:14
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My parents and two of their friends FINALLY canceled their cruise to Italy and France that they had booked for June. I saw more masks on the subway today and am still surprised/impressed at how low the number of cases in Toronto is, especially considering how early it started popping up here. I guess when one outbreak completely skullfucks your city, you learn a few lessons!
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There Bias Two posted:It's unclear where these countries are actually testing and monitoring the situation adequately. Vietnam clearly has been. Singapore as well. Only questions would be Phillipines and India.
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You can argue that Vietnam and Singapore just show how effective and proactive their government responses have been. I mean, Vietnam was the first country to contain the original SARS, and they clearly haven't forgotten any lessons from that time. The Phillipines and India will show how well it spreads in warm weather when the government response is at best reactive.
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Baller Time posted:
Don't count out Berlin. We will schedule the mass testing of the new airport for next week. Book it.
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If you catch it remember to frequent as many rich people establishments as possible.
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The Walrus posted:quinoa has protein AND carbs you could probably live on quinoa and a multivitamin for a good while rice and beans together have a similarly complete set of nutrients, i’m supplementing mine with delicious Tang©️®️™️ Mozi posted:i had beans and rice for dinner last night and leftovers for lunch. still have 3-4 meals worth of it left buy several flavors of soup bouillon cubes/powder/that paste in a jar, also some curry powder, also onions/garlic/olive oil. Now you can flavor your beans/rice a half dozen different ways to trick yourself into eating the same thing every day e: P.S. store your precooked beans and rice separate from each other in the fridge and only put them together in the bowl when you eat them, they’ll last a few days longer P.P.P.S.S. cook a bunch unflavored, keep in the fridge, then add “flavor” separately to each serving, you just have to microwave some and maybe sauté up some onions fresh to put on naem fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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I'm lodging with a mate at the moment & he's an old dude, he's got a bit of a cough going on. He say's it's more of a tickle at the back of his throat than a chesty thing. I guess I'm asking.. Do I set him on fire yet? 
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The Walrus posted:quinoa has protein AND carbs you could probably live on quinoa and a multivitamin for a good while I'd rather have viral pneumonia
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Sten Freak posted:https://www.technologyreview.com/s/615323/why-the-cdc-botched-its-coronavirus-testing/ There was also a article I think with the NYT about the state & corporate labs spinning up their own tests, that was where I drew the theranos thing from. But I'm having a fucker of a time re-finding it because the connection was implicit not explicit, they didn't actually say it was all theranos' fault.
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quinoa is ok if cooked in a good stock. smash cut to 3 months from now I'm asking whether it's ok to use human bones just for stock or if that's literally the same as full cannibalism
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I was asked to provision a remote workstation for an employee today. This employee has decided to go on a cruise because “the deals are just so good right now.” Her manager tried to explain why it’s such a terrible idea, but no one has been able to change her mind. When she gets back from the cruise she’s not allowed back to the office until two full weeks have passed. I think this is about as good as we can do to protect everyone else from one employee who has such poor judgment 
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The Walrus posted:quinoa is ok if cooked in a good stock.
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ruddiger posted:If you catch it remember to frequent as many rich people establishments as possible. 
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Mar 10, 2020 22:48
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So, is now a good time to replay The Talos Principle?
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The Walrus posted:smash cut to 3 months from now I'm asking whether it's ok to use human bones just for stock or if that's literally the same as full cannibalism Eat human flesh raw. Cooking just makes it smaller.
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Ehud posted:When she gets back from the cruise she’s not allowed back to the office until two full weeks have passed. I think this is about as good as we can do to protect everyone else from one employee who has such poor judgment It sounds like she gets to work from home for 2 weeks. win/win
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Wicker Man posted:The post apocalyptic gangs will use different brands of toilet paper as their colors. 2-ply Boys represent. ah the boys from the bad part of town. on this side of the tracks we're cloth napkins only
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Charmin Raiders
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Don’t go out after dark or the Bidet Boys might snatch ya up
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Charmin Toughs
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Inept posted:It sounds like she gets to work from home for 2 weeks. win/win Yeah if anything that would encourage me more to go on the cruise
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Mar 10, 2020 23:18
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now accepting applications for the Cannabis Cannibals
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sorry i'm a Taintreaper through and through
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https://twitter.com/bencjacobs/status/1237475411795365889?s=21
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https://twitter.com/steven_swinford/status/1237503494325559296?s=21
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Mozi posted:sorry i'm a Taintreaper through and through As you Taintsow, so shall you Taintreap.
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either elected officials are getting this at a tremendously unlikely rate or this poo poo is actually already everywhere.
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The Walrus posted:either elected officials are getting this at a tremendously unlikely rate or this poo poo is actually already everywhere. Yeah, the difference is that elected officials get tested rather than told they aren't dying yet so they can't be part of our daily test limit.
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