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Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp



ahhhhhh konnichiwa

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/redistrict/status/1237536750068576257?s=21

BAH GOD BAH GOD ALMIGHTY

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Donald would crush biden's skull with the overwhelming power of his TrumpChuks

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

just wipe your butts, nerds

never

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i wish i had arms big enough to hug all the pure-hearted posters like lil' Bearjew tonight

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

tacodaemon posted:

seems like bidets have their own problem of potentially spraying diluted poo poo particles around to places that might not otherwise get poo poo particles. clearly the right choice is to go for full digestive system removal

pooping is prohibited everyone must now regurgitate all solid waste via dried pellet like an owl

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

You all love eating moron pills and sipping stink soup

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidKlion/status/1237539695258521601

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

That DICK! posted:

You all love eating moron pills and sipping stink soup

turn on youre monitor

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




DryGoods posted:

i wish i had arms big enough to hug all the pure-hearted posters like lil' Bearjew tonight

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.


wired: https://twitter.com/ChrisBEsq/status/1237538131127095296

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
https://twitter.com/MilesParks/status/1237536967056699392

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
*cop motions alex jones to roll down window*
sir do u know why i pulled u over?
*alex's moon face is covered in chili stains* I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO I AM!

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i can't believe the media's love affair with the established kleptocrat won out over their love with the controlled opposition candidate after all

truly love conquers all

Dingwick
May 3, 2007

This is always the highlight of my day.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Schmoe Cwead posted:

*cop motions alex jones to roll down window*
sir do u know why i pulled u over?
*alex's moon face is covered in chili stains* I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO I AM!

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Can't wait for Bloomberg's staff to make lovely Biden memes against memes of Pepe laughing at people suffering

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




wipe my butt for me

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

snoo posted:

wipe my butt for me

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


snoo posted:

wipe my butt for me

HOPEY

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

i wish i had arms big enough to hug all the pure-hearted posters like lil' Bearjew tonight

EAT poo poo FUCKLORD

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

cumshitter posted:

EAT poo poo FUCKLORD

big finance making their move

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Liberal media going to just straight up defend Biden saying the dumbest poo poo while far-right media is just going to say 'Ahem we were here first nice try'

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Literally afraid that biden will begin eating his own poo poo on stage and begin banging his head on the podium

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

it's refreshing to see biden calling it like he sees it and telling them they're shitheads or whatever when liberals expect answers from their centrist candidate

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

s e s h

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

2DCAT posted:

Literally afraid that biden will begin eating his own poo poo on stage and begin banging his head on the podium

i'd vote for him if he did something this honest. i wanna see the real biden.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

oldie but goodie

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



1894



snoo
Jul 5, 2007




cumshitter posted:

EAT poo poo FUCKLORD

no no you CUM poo poo

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

snoo posted:

wipe my butt for me

its not weird

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


the superdelegates could still swing it for bernie guys. now to take a sip of coffee and read up on the changes made to the democratic nomination process since 2016

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1237540677761634305

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Biden is the presumptive nominee after tonight and runs it to the convention and gets the nomination, Bernie immediately endorses, Trump wins with 400 EVs, the DNC blames BernieBros

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



as god is my witness, someday I will figure out why dudes on the internet think moisturizing skin lotion exists solely for jerking off and not for, you know, moisturizing your skin

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
let's get Tasty with it tonight

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
ringworm

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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Obama got lucky more from Bush experiencing a recession in his last year than the fact he hosed up everything with the Iraq War.

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!

tacodaemon posted:

as god is my witness, someday I will figure out why dudes on the internet think moisturizing skin lotion exists solely for jerking off and not for, you know, moisturizing your skin
it si good for both :kiddo:

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