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The Kins posted:doesn't seem to be any shortage of ciggies at any of the local supermarkets or bottleshops. wonder how the folks with hundreds of rolls of poo poo tickets are gonna deal with going cold turkey when the Totally-Inevitable Quarantine hits and confines us all to our rooms Many probably are secretly hoping that happens. Kind of like their hand was finally forced to give them up for good.
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Mar 10, 2020 11:20
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I'd get a 100g tin but gently caress, didn't win the lotto last week.
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Mar 10, 2020 11:58
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ili posted:I'd get a 100g tin but gently caress, didn't win the lotto last week. Yeah, there'll be heaps of us smokin dunny paper mate
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Mar 10, 2020 12:06
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Every TFNSW office and worksite has a please don't squat on the toilet instructional
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Mar 10, 2020 12:42
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Kharnifex posted:Every TFNSW office and worksite has a please don't squat on the toilet instructional We put one on the toilet that the delivery drivers were using after one literally borderline diarrhoea sprayed and left the toilet with more than a few poo poo particles on it
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Mar 10, 2020 13:42
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Found a penis-shroom in my backyard
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Mar 10, 2020 22:39
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at work in the bathroom heard someone come in, a zip open, some rustling from under the sink where toilet paper is kept then a zip close and they left. 2020 is just something else entirely.
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Mar 11, 2020 01:19
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Sounds like someone sharted or needed to improvise a pad asap.
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Mar 11, 2020 01:42
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naeka posted:at work in the bathroom heard someone come in, a zip open, some rustling from under the sink where toilet paper is kept then a zip close and they left. 2020 is just something else entirely. I had to use a couple of public toilets yesterday and I wash shocked that the toilet paper hadn't been stolen.
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Mar 11, 2020 01:47
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This reminds me I forgot to update the thread. The old client that I walked in on washing his dick in the sink has passed on and is now washing his dick in the great sink in the sky.
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Mar 11, 2020 01:58
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I got some toilet paper today! Yay! We were down to half a roll and cakestomping our turds down the drain was looking like a real possibility.
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Mar 11, 2020 04:44
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Turns out we had an extra 24 pack buried under some crap that was being stored "temporarily" in the laundry so now I don't need to worry about barging through frenzied toilet paper stockpilers when we run out of our current pack some time next month. Also this is a thing now I guess https://www.9news.com.au/national/c...14-33714eb28e11
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Mar 11, 2020 05:03
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Korgan posted:Also this is a thing now I guess Should have gone with “brown capsicums” as the code word
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Hey. So I went to see my weed dealer last week, just for a ¼ oz. I had to catch a train, and the railway station is well known for police and their drug sniffing dogs. It was all cool (no filth or dogs), but it got me thinking. Dogs have exceptional hearing, we (humans) cut out at like 20KHz. I bet they don't like 25KHz -> 35KHz. So if I play a tone generator on my phone will the police sniffer dogs be less interested in me (and my drugs?). "At sufficient volumes, frequencies above 25,000 Hz become irritating for dogs. The louder and higher those sounds are, the more uncomfortable for the dog they become. Dogs may whimper, whine and run away if confronted with a sufficiently loud and high-frequency sound." Like don't get me wrong. I love dogs, but I love drugs more. 
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Mar 11, 2020 08:04
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I’d reckon that would get you far more attention tbh. But you keep doing you.
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Mar 11, 2020 08:12
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I feel like if the dogs start whimpering and pulling their handlers away from one specific person on the train you might draw some attention of a different kind, and I bet loving with those dogs attracts similar penalties to loving with the police (neckstomped to death). Got word through the grapevine my work is toying with making us work from home. Gonna be some chaos if so, let me tell you. I've got a small pack of tp aside but it's actually got me thinking about picking up some more.
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Mar 11, 2020 08:15
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Lemme think what I like to ignore and not respond to Really loud high pitched tones similar to the ones used to train my species that smells like hair and weed Or The guy who smells like hair and weed Tough call
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Mar 11, 2020 08:16
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Jestery posted:Lemme think what I like to ignore and not respond to 
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Jestery posted:Lemme think what I like to ignore and not respond to What are you saying my dude?
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Mar 11, 2020 08:26
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Jestery posted:Lemme think what I like to ignore and not respond to wait are you telling me they use dog whistles to train drug dogs? I would have thought they've use treats or something, I thought they'd be averse to the whistles.
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Mar 11, 2020 08:28
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Blow posted:What are you saying my dude? Do it. ACAB transcends species.
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Mar 11, 2020 08:30
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yeah they use whistles or at least farmers do/did Reckon a doggo could smell weed hidden inside a baked cake?
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Mar 11, 2020 08:33
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I heard a rumor today (sorry no source, was in a conversation) that Coles and Woolies are sitting on pellets of bog rolls in distribution centers but they are not shipping them out. Apparently photos and statements from employees are behind the claim. The reason offered up was that they prefer it like this as it keeps people going in to check and picking up some milk and a chocolate bar or whatever while they are there. Probably just baseless rumor, but has anyone else heard of this?
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Mar 11, 2020 08:37
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it is a good conspiracy theory. IMO should be highly illegal but yah
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Blow posted:What are you saying my dude? You probably smell like hair and weed?
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Severing posted:I heard a rumor today (sorry no source, was in a conversation) that Coles and Woolies are sitting on pellets of bog rolls in distribution centers but they are not shipping them out. Apparently photos and statements from employees are behind the claim. The reason offered up was that they prefer it like this as it keeps people going in to check and picking up some milk and a chocolate bar or whatever while they are there. Good business practice tbh - not a bad idea to get people in but really how much difference is it gonna make to their bottom line if like 30 people grab like $5 worth of stuff when they come to check? The Coles I worked at turned over $160-200k on an average weekday so what difference is an extra grand in the scheme of things? Idk
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Severing posted:I heard a rumor today (sorry no source, was in a conversation) that Coles and Woolies are sitting on pellets of bog rolls in distribution centers but they are not shipping them out. Apparently photos and statements from employees are behind the claim. The reason offered up was that they prefer it like this as it keeps people going in to check and picking up some milk and a chocolate bar or whatever while they are there. There have been pictures online of them having new stock. Both companies placed mammoth orders for large packets. They're going to want to move that stock so they don't get stuck with it when people return to their normal shopping habits.
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Mar 11, 2020 09:16
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Hand sanitizer / lubricant
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Lube Enthusiast posted:Hand sanitizer / lubricant Hand/dick sanitiser.
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Jestery posted:You probably smell like hair and weed? The govt. needs to give all the dole bludgers like another $900. Like in the GFC. Crisis averted. politics. sry.
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From Wednesday, Woolworths won't pay refunds for consumers attempting to return excess purchases of toilet paper, pasta, canned food and other items.
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Mar 11, 2020 10:29
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Blow posted:The govt. needs to give all the dole bludgers like another $900. Like in the GFC. I thought I heard something about that on the radio but idk what the outcome was
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Mar 11, 2020 10:31
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Bludgers are gonna get a one-off govt payment to keep their dealers in business.
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Severing posted:I heard a rumor today (sorry no source, was in a conversation) that Coles and Woolies are sitting on pellets of bog rolls in distribution centers but they are not shipping them out. Apparently photos and statements from employees are behind the claim. The reason offered up was that they prefer it like this as it keeps people going in to check and picking up some milk and a chocolate bar or whatever while they are there. I don't believe it myself. One of the key reasons for the tp wars is that the stores don't keep a backlog inventory because tp is high bulk and low profit. That's a problem that applies to warehouse space as much as it does shelf space, so they'd basically just be wasting real estate.
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Blow posted:Hey. The first time I bought weed in Australia, my buddy got me a hookup for an oz in the northern beaches, but I didn’t have a car so I just went out on the bus. The dude wrapped it in loving newspaper. Like, where I’m from you have some fuckin ziplock bags kicking around for this poo poo. I had to get the bus back to fuckin Wynyard just reeking of newspaper wrapped bud, terrified I’d meet a transit cop or a regular cop. I brought a Tupperware the next time tho.
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my dealer labels the bags and puts little heart stickers on them and stuff and puts a little extra nug with a thankyou note in it, she's also kinda a hot blonde lady in her 50s
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Mar 11, 2020 10:47
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I don't have a dealer tbh
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Caesar Saladin posted:my dealer labels the bags and puts little heart stickers on them and stuff and puts a little extra nug with a thankyou note in it, she's also kinda a hot blonde lady in her 50s Thars really wholesome
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Airstream Driver posted:Bludgers are gonna get a one-off govt payment to keep their dealers in business. The Lib's going hard for small business
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