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trucutru posted:It really grinds my gears that those loving Super Mario Bros developers force me to play 1-2 after 1-1. Then have the audacity to tell you where to go (right) and how long to stay there. Obviously that game was rushed. I think there's a quote about that by some guy I once heard. EDIT: WHAT THE gently caress DOES TANE MEAN?
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Scruffpuff posted:If that kind of thing grinds your gears, check out this post from a guy telling another guy that the Subnautica Below Zero game is fully inferior to the original, and that opinions to the contrary makes the opinion-holder stupid. It's filled with the poo poo you're talking about. Wait is this true about the new Subnautica stuff? Because that makes me WAY more interested if so.
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Mar 10, 2020 22:57
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 this person was mentioning they wanted a car to go to work but ended up buying ships and now has to go to work on a bike
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Mar 10, 2020 23:08
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The Titanic posted:This is the patented Chris Roberts' unjustifiably inflated ego hard at work. nice post there, i think that nails it. just want to add chris' justification if things dont work out like he imagined: the technology was not ready for his vision. like, you know, never admit any error and always fail upwards. like if i listen to music and i'm like “i can do this a hundred times better“. 10 years later i failed miserably at recording anything good. the reason? well of course all the instruments i used were not up to my standards! (my vision was too good for these instruments, i need to wait for a new generation of guitars) anyway sc is still a great comedy show so please go on cig. BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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Mar 10, 2020 23:09
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Pryce posted:Wait is this true about the new Subnautica stuff? Because that makes me WAY more interested if so. LOL no. That's part of the punchline. To be fair it's not finished yet, so hard to saw which way they'll take it. Less going deeper, more surface gameplay.
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Mar 10, 2020 23:46
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Should have never posted in the thread, now fully engaged with the star citizen watching hobby again... That guy saying he's earmarking 5,000 dollars from every deployment for star citizen...I just don't understand it... Are there people in business schools or something studying this kind of consumer decision making? I guess maybe it's already well understood
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Happy Sisyphus posted:Should have never posted in the thread, now fully engaged with the star citizen watching hobby again... They only people earning there keep are those in the marketing department, they are doing something incredible. Giving people that new car feel and pride with nothing more than .jpeg and and IOU.
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Sample_text posted:EDIT: WHAT THE gently caress DOES TANE MEAN? also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQs7RVBVE0
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Mar 11, 2020 01:08
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Death of a spaceman (with bonus FOIP) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agXYPifTzl0&t=1m20s
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Mar 11, 2020 01:13
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Also this elevator is Star Citizen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeyu432PvKc
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Happy Sisyphus posted:Should have never posted in the thread, now fully engaged with the star citizen watching hobby again... the newly opened wing of Harvard school of business the sandi gardiner school of mastering in cross regional marketing and designing shoes, also probably marine biology
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Mar 11, 2020 01:28
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Happy Sisyphus posted:Should have never posted in the thread, now fully engaged with the star citizen watching hobby again... He's just boasting. Hell, I drop 20,000 dollars in useless poo poo like every two weeks, and that's before the cocaine. And that's because I am better than you.
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Happy Sisyphus posted:Should have never posted in the thread, now fully engaged with the star citizen watching hobby again... I mean if he’s a private military contractor then he’s making six figures mostly tax free and with virtually no living expenses while he’s deployed. So taking 5 grand out of that for something stupid or frivolous isn’t going to make or break him. I see people who I work with do it all time when they come back and in much larger amounts. It’s definitely silly and obscene to blow that money on video game spaceships, when you could build a high end gaming PC and buy enough games to last you a few years for the same money. But in the end is it really any worse than any other dumb and virtually valueless purchase in this plutocratic, state-capitalist and hyper-consumerist dystopia we live in? I don’t know, maybe it’s just the nihilist in me, but I have to stop short of moral indignation when I see Star Citizen whales in the wild and just laugh. In a world that is constantly just generating trillions of dollars of “value” out of thin air, slapping brand logos on cheaply made crap to gauge the stupid and insecure; Chris’ JPEG and dreams factory seems like small potatoes.
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Mar 11, 2020 02:40
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Has anyone said Death of a Space Game yet?
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IAbsolveMyself posted:Has anyone said Death of a Space Game yet? That which does not live cannot die.
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Pixelate posted:Death of a spaceman (with bonus FOIP)
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Goddamn this stupid thing is still going.
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Mar 11, 2020 03:41
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colonelwest posted:I don’t know, maybe it’s just the nihilist in me, but I have to stop short of moral indignation when I see Star Citizen whales in the wild and just laugh. In a world that is constantly just generating trillions of dollars of “value” out of thin air, slapping brand logos on cheaply made crap to gauge the stupid and insecure; Chris’ JPEG and dreams factory seems like small potatoes. You need to buy a house and find someone special. Jesus. Have a {hug} at least.
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UnknownTarget posted:Goddamn this stupid thing is still going. Turns out that disposable income and human stupidity correlate very closely. See also; measles clusters around Whole Foods.
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Hav posted:You need to buy a house and find someone special. Jesus. Nah he needs a constellation phoenix, to just slide into the jacuzzi and let the bubbles wash away his problems... ahhhhhhhh
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Hav posted:You need to buy a house and find someone special. Jesus. Sage advice, we’ll see what happens when I get back from Afghanaland next year. I’ve moved to different states six times in the last four years, which isn’t conducive to building much of a life. Also I’m just predisposed to being an existentially depressed contrarian who overanalyzes life. Like there’s something not wired correctly in my brain. trucutru posted:Nah he needs a constellation phoenix, to just slide into the jacuzzi and let the bubbles wash away his problems... ahhhhhhhh Now this is advice that I like. gently caress meaningful human relationships! Spending a few grand on video game spaceships will solve my ennui! I can’t wait to cruise the verse in luxury and dress down my space poor player crewmen, as I sit in my lavish space office with piles of books everywhere that advertise how smart and refined I am. I will cackle menacingly as they cringe in fear of me via FOIP, and send them off once again to scrub the space toilets clean with a toothbrush. I will stroll the decks in a garish bicorne hat overseeing it all, and feel the satisfaction that comes with knowing that I’ve made other people as miserable as I am. colonelwest fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Mar 11, 2020 |
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With all this liable and slander stuff What if I really believe chris is grifter ? It's not my intent to slander because I believe it's true ! I'd love to get sued for calling out Chris as a corn crobbled crobbler. First id love reading the slam dunks by ortwin. Then I'd go to court i would simply say Chris is a crobbler and he cannot prove otherwise Chris would then take the stand and the hand waving would start, the case would then be delayed while they got a second stenographer who can read sign language. Then the big day would arrive for real, Chris would start his long monolog on how great he is, but after 2106 hand geasuters the sign language stenographer will bust into tears, not able to cope with high fedilty sign language and the judge will make him wrap it up. I play my ace, with a final argument "what is corn?$ This will be cut short as some random who starts screaming at the judge about my gay bear porn fettish and how I deserve to go to jail for vedio game crimes By this point the whole court will be to crobbled to come to any conclusion and kick us out. Being the upstanding gentleman that I am I'll offer a token settlement but in the currency off real men - jpegs. Looking Chris right in JPEG the eye Il hand of a jpeg of a stain glass window, with Chris as the centre peice just like he virgin Mary, but with mo cap balls all over him, whales will be jumping in the background, Chris will be holding a cob of corn with his other hand glowing ready to save PC gaming. A constilation space ship above chris will be half clipped out of frame with its missing doors. The ships lift will float above going onwards and to hevans without explanation. The text across the bottom will read "pledge for my absolution" E' fixed some of my terrible engrish DigitalPenny fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Mar 11, 2020 |
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UnknownTarget posted:Goddamn this stupid thing is still going. Pretty good thread title I think. Simple and to the point
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Lladre posted:Since the kick starter I have: Me too
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Pixelate posted:Also this elevator is Star Citizen If you need instant gratification maybe this elevator isn't for you 
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Ok this isn't about SC but it's about gamers being very smoothbrained. https://twitter.com/THEAP99/status/1237401001906364416
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Sandweed posted:Ok this isn't about SC but it's about gamers being very smoothbrained.
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Dwesa posted:what am I looking at? I guess I am not "gamer" enough to understand I think he's upset about his favourite game not being "exclusive" to some console brand and releasing on PC. This is such distressing news apparently, it made him throw something on the floor and rearrange a couple of orange crates. I don't think he'd like Star Citizen.
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Dwesa posted:what am I looking at? I guess I am not "gamer" enough to understand This brave gamer spent his youth in the trenches serving in the Sony Defense Force and now one of the ps4 exclusives are releasing on the PC. All his sacrifice has been for nothing, and he has to face the fact that this multinational megacorp never cared about him.
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Sandweed posted:This brave gamer spent his youth in the trenches serving in the Sony Defense Force and now one of the ps4 exclusives are releasing on the PC. All his sacrifice has been for nothing, and he has to face the fact that this multinational megacorp never cared about him.  But this is certainly not the first time such thing happens...Only last year, Journey / Flower released on PC as well as the David Cage games (Heavy Rain, Detroit and whatnot) and probably other titles I'm forgetting. I think the tweet may be mocking people who feel that way... or an attempt at humor (?)
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 at people that relate their identities to brand loyaltyAbstractNapper posted:I think the tweet may be mocking people who feel that way... or an attempt at humor (?)
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Breaking all my toys because I'm just so angry that other kids can buy the same toy that I have Also, doing this on my 21st birthday instead of going out and getting drunk
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TheAgent posted:crazy this has been a thing talked about bug wise before NPCs were even added into the game You've got to admit the FOIP death grumble adds to it though. The features are starting to stack up!
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 :The guys you're defending called hos wife a prostitute and a racist. The guys you defend called a employee a racist, homophobic pedophile. The guys you're defending called chris a racist. You know why they do this? Because they thought that if they just called them racist enough times the people who generally deal with that would take issue. Didn't happen though because they were baseless accusations that had no other intention than to cause harm. And you're defending them because you think they have a right to be complete asshats to other people.
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Bubbacub posted:E3 canceled this year. CIG's decision to not have a booth is looking remarkably prescient. did you expect anything less of Chris Roberts? the guy's a business genius with decades of experience.
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