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Numlock posted:Lol as of the morning update my employers Coronavirus plan is “just wash your hands.” On the bright side, piss is sterile. EDIT: Snype:
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Bulgakov posted:...wah? big gay orgy boat, of course
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fosborb posted:at the rate we're doing things, a slower death count maybe, but not much of a lower one compared to other countries. hospitals are still going to be overwhelmed unless we do some seriously disruptive poo poo in our major cities right now. "Foreclosure but only after you're able to breathe without supplemental oxygen"
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fosborb posted:Chris Hayes of all loving people crack pinged me yesterday, describing coronavirus as global warming in 3 months. Phase 2) "It's real but it's not that bad" Phase 3) "It's real and it's bad but there's nothing we can do now" Phase 4) 
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Woofer posted:how true is this oh it’s absolutely 100% false
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https://twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/1237742419082465280 yay
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Mayor Dave posted:
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fosborb posted:at the rate we're doing things, a slower death count maybe, but not much of a lower one compared to other countries. hospitals are still going to be overwhelmed unless we do some seriously disruptive poo poo in our major cities right now. Got a time-shifted comparison so we can compare our initiatives with theirs?
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FAUXTON posted:They already are making some kind of no-contact delivery setup with one of the food apps, they basically treat you like a stray cat, drop off the food and stay 6 ft away until you grab it High velocity food delivery. With my invention I can deliver food to a spot no larger than a dime at 500 m/s from over 1 kilometer away.
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that’s not what truno said and why should I believe dr farce over trumy
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AceOfFlames posted:Like, I work in aerospace. This industry is going to get reamed. I have worked in software this whole time (7 years) but always among other aerospace people and only now do they give a crap about software design. My style of coding has always been "follow what the previous guy has been doing" which has worked so far but all of a sudden I am asked to fix other people's code because they don't want to talk to that person. I don't get a lot of guidance other than "you can do better than this". I don't know anything else. My entire academic life and career I have cargo culted. I hate this industry. I don't even like planes. I was forced to keep going by my parents. I don't do personal projects because I am too tired when I get home and have zero ideas. And even if I had I have no one to review them. I was under the impression that jobs would train me to be better at what I do. Instead I have to do everything myself, no one cares about my results until they suddenly do, and every question I ask makes me look worse. If I lose this job, I'll never work again. I'm hosed. dude, you'll be fine. everyone is a fraud, good chance you are less of a fraud than most. Just remember you are a bad rear end mutherfucker, and can figure out poo poo. That poo poo you figured out and they brow beat you, so what? if those motheruckrs knew how fix why the hosed didn't they. loving dunces. Always remember, there is no shame in lying on resumes or to institutions (that you can't go to jail for lying too)
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new kind of cat posted:big gay orgy boat, of course me and my buddies on the big gay orgy boat escapting the roni 
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lol we aren't even close to the worst point
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*extreme dipshit voice* this will cause the Republicans to pivot to Medicare for all and outflank the dems from the left. Any day now
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tax... cut? tax cut! TAX CUT.
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Admiral Ray posted:High velocity food delivery. With my invention I can deliver food to a spot no larger than a dime at 500 m/s from over 1 kilometer away. burrito pipeline
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AceOfFlames posted:Like, I work in aerospace. This industry is going to get reamed. I have worked in software this whole time (7 years) but always among other aerospace people and only now do they give a crap about software design. My style of coding has always been "follow what the previous guy has been doing" which has worked so far but all of a sudden I am asked to fix other people's code because they don't want to talk to that person. I don't get a lot of guidance other than "you can do better than this". I don't know anything else. My entire academic life and career I have cargo culted. I hate this industry. I don't even like planes. I was forced to keep going by my parents. I don't do personal projects because I am too tired when I get home and have zero ideas. And even if I had I have no one to review them. I was under the impression that jobs would train me to be better at what I do. Instead I have to do everything myself, no one cares about my results until they suddenly do, and every question I ask makes me look worse. If I lose this job, I'll never work again. I'm hosed. I would love to have your problems.
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Gonna be shocking for cspam but it looks like trump wasn't a strong daddy after all and instead the gop and him were always moronic cucks who just kept on getting lucky.
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rump buttman posted:dude, you'll be fine. everyone is a fraud, good chance you are less of a fraud than most. Just remember you are a bad rear end mutherfucker, and can figure out poo poo. That poo poo you figured out and they brow beat you, so what? if those motheruckrs knew how fix why the hosed didn't they. loving dunces. this, everyone is a fraud and the majority of jobs are bullshit make work.
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FAUXTON posted:burrito pipeline I think it was the Giant Bombcadt that once discussed a burrito delivery app called "Burrito Cannon" and they were disappointed that it wasn't delivered via a mortar fired from Coit Tower. I share their disappointment. There should be an actual burrito cannon.
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Mayor Dave posted:
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JesustheDarkLord posted:I've got three small kids (2,4,7) and my wife is a radiologist so she's at the Vanderbilt hospital every day. My biggest fear now is getting too sick to take care of my babies prep freezer meals. soups, chilies, and casseroles that can be defrosted and warmed up with no additional prep. power will very likely stay on, as will clean water can the 7 year old microwave? deluxe Mac n cheese, heat and serve soups, freezer meals. cheese tortillas. apples can stay good for weeks think about what you would do if you were sick and living alone. you'd still get food into you. buy food that requires that level of prep.
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AceOfFlames posted:Like, I work in aerospace. This industry is going to get reamed. I have worked in software this whole time (7 years) but always among other aerospace people and only now do they give a crap about software design. My style of coding has always been "follow what the previous guy has been doing" which has worked so far but all of a sudden I am asked to fix other people's code because they don't want to talk to that person. I don't get a lot of guidance other than "you can do better than this". I don't know anything else. My entire academic life and career I have cargo culted. I hate this industry. I don't even like planes. I was forced to keep going by my parents. I don't do personal projects because I am too tired when I get home and have zero ideas. And even if I had I have no one to review them. I was under the impression that jobs would train me to be better at what I do. Instead I have to do everything myself, no one cares about my results until they suddenly do, and every question I ask makes me look worse. If I lose this job, I'll never work again. I'm hosed. you are an extremely normal situation professionally. you'd find a job in 2 weeks. chill.
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fosborb posted:at the rate we're doing things, a slower death count maybe, but not much of a lower one compared to other countries. hospitals are still going to be overwhelmed unless we do some seriously disruptive poo poo in our major cities right now. There won't be any economic support, just mass homelessness in the middle of a pandemic.
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Lawman 0 posted:Gonna be shocking for cspam but it looks like trump wasn't a strong daddy after all and instead the gop and him were always moronic cucks who just kept on getting lucky. Democrats will find a way to shoot their own dicks over this soon enough
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my main source of income is rideshare and my wife rides the T daily, rip ya boi I started driving her to and from work to at least eliminate that part of it but no one here seems to be taking it seriously just because we're not literally in Boston
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I work in banking regulatory AML stuff so it's all about being a "THESE ARE THE RULES! YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THEM!" schoolmarm to everyone, to be given some creative leeway would be nice even if it's just bleeps and bloops in a compiler
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FAUXTON posted:burrito pipeline Pneumatic Tubes will save us
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Admiral Ray posted:Pneumatic Tubes will save us BurritoLoop
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Raiad posted:the coronavirus crisis is way different from climate change in that the people who are largely responsible for the situation are actually going to be impacted by it buddy if you don't think climate change is gonna impact the countries responsible for it i have a burned up Australia to show you
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alcohol will protect me from coronavirus. i just have to get it inside my body in therapeutic levels
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How the gently caress does anyone need the CDC's permission to test for coronavirus, like just do it anyway. What are they gonna do, shut down hospitals and imprison doctors in the middle of a pandemic? That would just make people panic worse lol
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fosborb posted:prep freezer meals. soups, chilies, and casseroles that can be defrosted and warmed up with no additional prep. power will very likely stay on, as will clean water Oh, I've done all that. It doesnt help
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Love too have generalized anxiety and everyday germaphobia rapidly become compulsive sanitizing and psychosomatic hypochondria
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lol this is really shaping up to be some capital c Collapse poo poo isn't it? what a time to be alive
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new kind of cat posted:this is my plan except smoking weed Oh, that's part of the plan
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eighty-four merc posted:lol this is really shaping up to be some capital c Collapse poo poo isn't it? Yeah lmao
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not an endorsement posted:me and my buddies on the big gay orgy boat escapting the roni so much sunscreen and cum
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