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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
how many times is south carolina going to ruin our country

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Flavius Aetass posted:

in a buc-ee's shitter getting coronavirus ama

I stopped at the huge Buc-ee's in Temple the other day and I had what I at first thought was a joke idea that Austin should let Buc-ee's be in charge of the design and operation of the new terminal they say they want to build.

Then after a little while I realized it seriously would be the best possible thing, if only that it'd mean the best airport bathrooms on earth

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug
this was always this timelines destiny

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

new kind of cat posted:

the entire concept of existence of bullshit

the difference between organic and non-organic molecules is an illusion. dna is a weird chain reaction that keeps happening because we stumble into more and more efficient ways of running into food and now we post about it as a tragic side effect

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

new kind of cat posted:

the entire concept of existence of bullshit

how so?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
A coworker is bringing in her new baby today and will probably take this opportunity to cough alot

Whatever gets me forced to work from home :shobon:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

maybe you're just a brain in a jar :smugdog:

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

emfive posted:

?? I filled up at Costco for $1.80/gal yesterday (Texas)

Same here at my Texas Costco...are we neighbors

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

new kind of cat posted:

the entire concept of existence of bullshit

yes! anybody who's not all in on the idea of nullifying all existence is simply delusional at best and actively wishing pain on others at worst

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
haha owned

https://twitter.com/jkbjournalist/status/1237756896364429317?s=21

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Guess he shouldn’t have put himself in that position.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Ground floor for Harvey Weinstein didn't kill himself

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



finally some good news

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

emfive posted:

maybe you're just a brain in a jar :smugdog:

that exists...

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

i mean, just think about it — we are but atoms trying to understand ourselves. fuckibg absurd man

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Saint_Rukus posted:

yes! anybody who's not all in on the idea of nullifying all existence is simply delusional at best and actively wishing pain on others at worst

ok mr jrpg villain

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


I think, therefore trump

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





you're a lying dog-faced pony soldier

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

TMMadman posted:

I can't loving wait to hear the DNC and Dem Establishment whine about losing when they forced Joe loving Biden to be the nom. How in the hell do you pick a worse candidate than Hillary?

Wait how did they force it

I thought more people voted for Biden

That said dunno how anyone up in here in 2020 thinks anything good will happen politically in their lifetimes like lmao

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
HELL loving YES to weinstein's sentence.. was honestly expecting like a 8 month sentence because everything loving sucks

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

new kind of cat posted:

i mean, just think about it — we are but atoms trying to understand ourselves. fuckibg absurd man

don't think problem solved

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

hows that dow doing today?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



oh no number go down again

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
Is the debate cancelled yet

A 1:1 against a man whose brain works, and no audience to boost your jocularity, seems pretty cruel tbqh

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
What the gently caress happened to forum twitter embeds

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
I hope Weinstein dies the last day of his prison sentence.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Glimm posted:

Wait how did they force it

I thought more people voted for Biden

That said dunno how anyone up in here in 2020 thinks anything good will happen politically in their lifetimes like lmao

the timing of the dropouts and endorsements before super tuesday combined with warren staying in and not endorsing is literally an orchestrated conspiracy

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
I've been summoned to congress to brief Chuck Schumer lmao

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Glimm posted:

Wait how did they force it

I thought more people voted for Biden


lol

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

2DCAT posted:

I've been summoned to congress to brief Chuck Schumer lmao

brief him that he loving sucks

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

Flavius Aetass posted:

the timing of the dropouts and endorsements before super tuesday combined with warren staying in and not endorsing is literally an orchestrated conspiracy

This is pretty dumb honestly

Also Bloomberg stayed in and siphoned more votes from Biden.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
draw a zord that looks like him and tell him it sucks

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Glimm posted:

Wait how did they force it

I thought more people voted for Biden

That said dunno how anyone up in here in 2020 thinks anything good will happen politically in their lifetimes like lmao

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Glimm posted:

This is pretty dumb honestly

Also Bloomberg stayed in and siphoned more votes from Biden.

lmao

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!

2DCAT posted:

I've been summoned to congress to brief Chuck Schumer lmao
Do "a biden" on the nape of his neck and travel your head towards his olfactory receptors,maybe cough a lil bit

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

He apparently fell down a few days ago so lol

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Glimm posted:

This is pretty dumb honestly

Also Bloomberg stayed in and siphoned more votes from Biden.

he's the only one they couldn't convince

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
we gatta live one heah!!!

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

MechaX posted:

I mean, the thread is at the point where it has transcended simply humor to people legit being “you know maybe it would be a boon if the virus killed millions” like we’re watching the origin stories of anime RPG villains in real time

listen jack, ive been death crew for years

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Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

new kind of cat posted:

ok mr jrpg villain

wait, does that make me god then?

very confusing day so far

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