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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Stock market status: grizzly

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1237831373727191042?s=19

Edit: I never, ever thought I'd see the day. The NCAA is passing up money in favor of safety. The NCAA tournament will be fanless.

https://twitter.com/NCAA/status/1237838583630721027?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Mar 11, 2020

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





20 loving percent jesus christ

That's almost a quarter

-Anders
Feb 1, 2007

Denmark. Wait, what?
My country just shut down all schools, universities and all. All non-essential public employees are sent home. :denmark:

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/davidgura/status/1237841528959057923?s=21 :smugdon:

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

20 loving percent jesus christ

That's almost a quarter

In 21 days lmao

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Fister Roboto posted:

I don't think that playing nice is going to get the left anything of what they want. It's exactly like trying to work with the Republicans, if you're naive enough to think that they'll play fair, then they'll just take you for a ride. Sanders needs to demonstrate that Biden falls short on many issues, and that there's a huge portion of the Democratic electorate that probably won't vote for him if those aren't addressed.

You might have a point if Biden was winning in a landslide, but he's not. Bernie probably won't win but he still has a strong position, and he'd be a fool to surrender that.

The problem for Bernie is that he's down about 150 delegates, which would be extraordinarily tough to overcome if he was tied with Biden—but 538 currently has Sanders polling ~35% to Biden's 52%. With Sanders needing to win 57% of all remaining pledged delegates... it just does not look good.

As for compromising... look, I've said it time and time again, but this is how politics works: You trade favors and make deals to get what you want, and sometimes you have to give up a little to get a lot. In this specific case, I think Sanders would be really, really foolish not to at least consider making a deal with Biden to drop and endorse in exchange for major influence on the party platform and the VP selection if he's looking down the barrel of an insurmountable lead come next week—especially since Sanders still wields a ton of influence and money that Biden's campaign do not want turned against them once the general comes around.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

It’s like the reverse of the “there’s always a Trump tweet” principle.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


Right but trump has the bigger megaphone so whatever anyone else says/said is irrelevant.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

maffew buildings posted:

There's no compromising or middle anymore. poo poo is all out war and the GOP figured this out awhile ago. You can't keep saying gently caress you and your ideals to the leftists and youth who turn out then loving blame them for everything and expect they'll just fall in line. Let's see Joe actually loving demonstrate he's about changing anything not just this Boomer Approved Bluh Bluh Bluh Trump bullshit

I'd be hesitant saying that the GOP "figured this all out" considering their utter inability to pass a single goddamn bill other than tax cuts when they had the Presidency and both houses of Congress. GOP in general faces much different electoral, funding, and media dynamics than the Dems and in a lot of ways it's an apples and oranges comparison. Democratic voters are not Republican voters, even if sometimes you have to squint.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


https://twitter.com/Gemberlicking/status/1237803401238331392?s=20

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It's not an apples-to-apples comparison, but the general groupthink is that the United States is about 8-14 days behind Italy in terms of coronavirus status. Italy is much more dense than we are, but uh

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/1237845328620974080?s=19

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I'd be hesitant saying that the GOP "figured this all out" considering their utter inability to pass a single goddamn bill other than tax cuts when they had the Presidency and both houses of Congress. GOP in general faces much different electoral, funding, and media dynamics than the Dems and in a lot of ways it's an apples and oranges comparison. Democratic voters are not Republican voters, even if sometimes you have to squint.

What more would they want to pass except for tax cuts? McConnell doesn't want anything to get through the Senate. Starve the beast politics.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I'd be hesitant saying that the GOP "figured this all out" considering their utter inability to pass a single goddamn bill other than tax cuts when they had the Presidency and both houses of Congress. GOP in general faces much different electoral, funding, and media dynamics than the Dems and in a lot of ways it's an apples and oranges comparison. Democratic voters are not Republican voters, even if sometimes you have to squint.

What more exactly did they want? The donors got their tax cut and they can appease the base by making everyone's life miserable through executive action. Thats it, thats all they needed to do.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


A quick break from virus news for Iraq news

https://twitter.com/Joyce_Karam/status/1237848729857617926?s=20

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
Even Republicans need to pass things every so often, to bring money back to their districts and keep their constituents and donors happy. In particular:

-Failing to "repeal and replace" Obamacare was a massive and embarrassing legislative failure

-Failing to propose, let alone pass any kind of infrastructure bill to fix the nation's crumbling roads and bridges (and dish out millions of dollars to individual Congressional districts)

-Failing to pass legislation to allocate money for the border wall, resulting in them having to steal money for the DoD to do so (thus directly taking money away from Congressional districts, which Democratic candidates like Cal Cunningham in North Carolina are already taking advantage of)

-Failing to pass any kind of gun legislation that firearm owners actually *want*, like nationwide concealed carry reciprocity or amending the NFA to remove silencers or stuff like SBRs

When you look at the 2016 Republican Party platform, there's all kinds of stuff they wanted to pass, in large part because there's only so much you can break or defund though executive action alone. They failed, for a variety of reasons, and those failures are going to hurt them on election day.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
  • Endorsing the “better things aren’t possible” candidate will feel like a betrayal to the people who backed Bernie.
  • Bernie has no way of enforcing leftwards promises by the Biden camp
  • The Biden camp will personally lose money by implementing even the benign policies
  • All concessions are therefore meaningless if not a net negative

Biden has to himself learn AND THEN somehow convince his donors that they need to push reform so that he can do the bare minimum required to earn socialist voters.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Even Republicans need to pass things every so often, to bring money back to their districts and keep their constituents and donors happy. In particular:

-Failing to "repeal and replace" Obamacare was a massive and embarrassing legislative failure

-Failing to propose, let alone pass any kind of infrastructure bill to fix the nation's crumbling roads and bridges (and dish out millions of dollars to individual Congressional districts)

-Failing to pass legislation to allocate money for the border wall, resulting in them having to steal money for the DoD to do so (thus directly taking money away from Congressional districts, which Democratic candidates like Cal Cunningham in North Carolina are already taking advantage of)

-Failing to pass any kind of gun legislation that firearm owners actually *want*, like nationwide concealed carry reciprocity or amending the NFA to remove silencers or stuff like SBRs

When you look at the 2016 Republican Party platform, there's all kinds of stuff they wanted to pass, in large part because there's only so much you can break or defund though executive action alone. They failed, for a variety of reasons, and those failures are going to hurt them on election day.

Elections aren’t won and lost on legislation.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Even Republicans need to pass things every so often, to bring money back to their districts and keep their constituents and donors happy. In particular:

-Failing to "repeal and replace" Obamacare was a massive and embarrassing legislative failure

-Failing to propose, let alone pass any kind of infrastructure bill to fix the nation's crumbling roads and bridges (and dish out millions of dollars to individual Congressional districts)

-Failing to pass legislation to allocate money for the border wall, resulting in them having to steal money for the DoD to do so (thus directly taking money away from Congressional districts, which Democratic candidates like Cal Cunningham in North Carolina are already taking advantage of)

-Failing to pass any kind of gun legislation that firearm owners actually *want*, like nationwide concealed carry reciprocity or amending the NFA to remove silencers or stuff like SBRs

When you look at the 2016 Republican Party platform, there's all kinds of stuff they wanted to pass, in large part because there's only so much you can break or defund though executive action alone. They failed, for a variety of reasons, and those failures are going to hurt them on election day.

lol

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hekk posted:

You need to hop in the discord so we can play fight man games together. You dropped off the face of the planet and I was worried about you.

being too online was getting to be a problem and i used it as a mental health break, didnt mean to to worry you duder

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Woofer posted:

Elections aren’t won and lost on legislation.

Danica Roem focused her entire campaign for the VA state legislature on fixing roads in her district. Gretchen Whitmer's slogan for her successful campaign for governor in Michigan was "Fix the drat roads." As nationalized as politics has become, people do still and always have cared about what their elected officials are doing for their districts, and what kinds of jobs and money they're bringing in. People are already campaigning on these issues.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Woofer posted:

Elections aren’t won and lost on legislation.


Hey dorks I know one line answers are funny and hilarious and prove you're the smarter person, but I for one am really enjoying the effort Ace is putting into his/her posts so maybe try engage a little more

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



A current event that doesn't suck. Richard Marx beast mode :kingsley:



Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


pantslesswithwolves posted:

If it makes you feel any better, my wife and I are postponing our honeymoon by at least six months.

Fuckin’ coronavirus.

My wife and I booked a trip to Canada at the end of June last week.

gently caress.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Hey dorks I know one line answers are funny and hilarious and prove you're the smarter person, but I for one am really enjoying the effort Ace is putting into his/her posts so maybe try engage a little more

Thanks, I appreciate it! (And I am in fact a He/Him).


Handsome Ralph posted:

My wife and I booked a trip to Canada at the end of June last week.

gently caress.

Could be worse, I'm currently in the process of going back to my job at a major national park with significant domestic and international visitation, so I'm pretty much guaranteed to get it even if managed to avoid all human contact over the next month.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
wtf is richard marx?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Acebuckeye13 posted:

Thanks, I appreciate it! (And I am in fact a He/Him).


Could be worse, I'm currently in the process of going back to my job at a major national park with significant domestic and international visitation, so I'm pretty much guaranteed to get it even if managed to avoid all human contact over the next month.

Saaaaame. Just left one in FL, starting at another in NC.

:suicide:

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Kawasaki Nun posted:

wtf is richard marx?

Have I told you


Lately

That I love you?

Have I told you

There’s no one else

Above you?

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Kawasaki Nun posted:

wtf is richard marx?

Looks like someone couldn't be bothered to Google

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


dubzee posted:

A current event that doesn't suck. Richard Marx beast mode :kingsley:




Lol ded

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Kawasaki Nun posted:

wtf is richard marx?

Somebody never hung around the cutouts bin in the 80s...

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Got permission to work from home tomorrow. I consider this quite the victory since I tested the waters on this a year ago when we had a -45 windchill and my boss threw a pretty epic temper tantrum that I had the gall to even ask.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CommieGIR posted:

Can't, state conviction.

Pfft, like that'll stop him

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Being Terminally Online is going to distort that, since while it's what a lot of Leftist Twitter and the forums talk about, it's not a concern I've heard echoed very much in real life.

The RW is already on it so uh

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...s-idUSKBN20Y2LM

quote:

The White House has ordered federal health officials to treat top-level coronavirus meetings as classified, an unusual step that has restricted information and hampered the U.S. government’s response to the contagion, according to four Trump administration officials.

It's almost not even surprising anymore.

This would be about a day after CDC officials were called to an "emergency" meeting at the White House while they were testifying in congress and, welp, would you look at the time we all gotta go no more questions kthxbye.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The President is going to go on live TV at 9PM and say it's all the fake news wrecking his perfect, beautiful economy.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1237879828256194562?s=19

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

https://twitter.com/aleashuhh/status/1237759872134836224

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

The President is going to go on live TV at 9PM and say it's all the fake news wrecking his perfect, beautiful economy.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1237879828256194562?s=19

Oh my god this is going to backfire so hard

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'm gonna vote Biden solely because I hate Trump and want him to stroke out when he loses

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Fallom posted:

Oh my god this is going to backfire so hard

There's a 69% chance that Donnie's going to come out and give Carter's malaise speech and not realize that he's even doing it.

Edit: nevermind, it's going to be worse, they're going to blame the Chinese and Mexicans

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1237871550461698050?s=19

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