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schmug
May 20, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

So my buddy has folks down in Arizona, he’s worried about them. I think I remember someone saying the virus doesn’t like hot dry heat. True?

I have it on good authority that the conrona virus hates the sun

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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re: South Korea; Mass testing, local quarantine procedures, plus they were one of the first countries outside China to have an outbreak so they would also be one of the first to reach an inflection point. Will be interesting to see how well that tracks in other countries with similar large scale outbreaks.

They also had that one cult that was purposely spreading it which meant law enforcement was involved early which may have helped.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

China has managed to stomp this into the ground after over a month spent loving around. That's still a victory, even if their leaders are monsters for doing nothing for so long. They hosed up, but they course corrected.

Meanwhile the US is still in the loving around phase, basically trying to do the coverup thing but by accusing people of just lying or exaggerating instead of just arresting them (although who knows), or by simple censorship. Trump has asked the AG to open a DOJ investigation into journalists reporting on the disease. He and numerous other officials have downplayed the virus at every opportunity. We can't get tests to the places that need them, and research labs making their own tests were ordered to stop; it's too important that private labs be allowed to profit off of testing. We need a lot of course correction right now but it sounds like the CDC has resigned us to 150M cases

QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Mar 12, 2020

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

schmug posted:

I have it on good authority that the conrona virus hates the sun

It hates the sun because it is a moon-favoring virus, in that it is spread via butts (more specifically, farts)

Cheesemaster200
Feb 11, 2004

Guard of the Citadel

Pawn 17 posted:

I have some bad news for you. China actively censored doctors, journalists and hid information about the virus for months to protect their numbers.

Also their delayed mitigation efforts is the reason why everyone is in this situation in the first place. It is easy to contain an outbreak among a dozen people. It is not so easy to contain an outbreak of what is likely exponential orders of magnitude over the currently reported positive cases.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Our town was feeling left out so we got a grade school shut down today due to suspected case of the beer virus today.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





BTW if anyone in the gig economy is looking to make $4.5k to get infected with some coronavirus strains, head on over to flucamp.com and apply now.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Strange how everyone's arguing how bad China is and no-one's mentioned Iran. Can we just accept that all goverments are filled with shitheels and have thrown their populations under the bus for the sake of number?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Gig economy job -only- for those afflicted with Corona virus, conveyed through ingenious Plagr app! Uninfected individuals and communities tip you so you don't head in their direction.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Pawn 17 posted:

BTW if anyone in the gig economy is looking to make $4.5k to get infected with some coronavirus strains, head on over to flucamp.com and apply now.

I'd take the money for just getting the plague, but I hella don't want experimental treatments.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
god knows if Trump ordered a mandatory lockdown and residents welded into their homes there would be much rejoicing about his firm stance in vanquishing the virus strongly

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

lofi posted:

Strange how everyone's arguing how bad China is and no-one's mentioned Iran. Can we just accept that all goverments are filled with shitheels and have thrown their populations under the bus for the sake of number?

I don't find it strange. The illness originated in china, thats why. Do you have a agenda?


NO, and NO, I don't accept that "all" governements are filled with shithells, because thats a way to defend the ones killing their own citizens to protect rich people savings.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Get infected and make a fortune hawking your blood plasma

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

QuarkJets posted:

I really need to re-watch The Thing, that's such a good movie. The original I mean, I never saw the remake

The 1982 The Thing is a remake as well, of a movie from the 50s. It is great though, that much is true.

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Pawn 17 posted:

BTW if anyone in the gig economy is looking to make $4.5k to get infected with some coronavirus strains, head on over to flucamp.com and apply now.

Each room is equipped with everything you need to relax, including a flat screen TV, PlayStation 3, WiFi and en-suite bathroom. You can take a look at our testimonials to see how others found the FluCamp experience.

holy poo poo they have playstations there

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Tei posted:

I don't find it strange. The illness originated in china, thats why. Do you have a agenda?

The plague has been in Iran for ages and they're doing just as much to help it spread as China initially did. My agenda is 'wow, look at the rich fucks prop up their precious numbers with our bodies'. Which set of rich fucks doesn't really matter.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Get infected and get rich by being paid not to cough at people imo!

Brimstone Inquiry
Jan 21, 2007


Fojar38 posted:



They also had that one cult that was purposely spreading it which meant law enforcement was involved early which may have helped.

Bah, amateurs. If I controlled a doomsday cult, I'd tell all my members to buy birdseed and figure it out.

Yeah that's right; I just made bird crazies the most dangerous group in the world in one shot.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

sleepy gary posted:

Each room is equipped with everything you need to relax, including a flat screen TV, PlayStation 3, WiFi and en-suite bathroom. You can take a look at our testimonials to see how others found the FluCamp experience.

holy poo poo they have playstations there

playstation 4 or no deal

The Clitoris
Jan 29, 2020

Finding it makes all of your dreams come true

VikingSkull posted:

god knows if Trump ordered a mandatory lockdown and residents welded into their homes there would be much rejoicing about his firm stance in vanquishing the virus strongly

Weird that we only have these two options

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



QuarkJets posted:

We need a lot of course correction right now but it sounds like the CDC has resigned us to 150M cases
I mean that is what I am assuming is going to happen, because Trump is not going to admit he was wrong and Congress isn't going to do poo poo about this. Without a massive coordinated effort by the federal government right now, we're going to be looking at closer to the highest possible number of cases. Some states are trying to fix this on their own but a handful of states taking action isn't going to be enough.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

My company is giving everyone the option to work remotely and pretty much everyone has the ability to do so -- well, except for two local offsite data collection facilities which employ a large number of contractors and cannot cease operations (we do a lot of survey research). Next week we're doing the whole mandatory work from home thing to test infrastructure, except for the two data collection centers - one of which employs hundreds and they share stations between shifts. That place is going to get rocked.

My floor in my building is pretty chill and a lot of people work remotely already, so I still planned on going in because I'd rather have my giant monitors.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

sleepy gary posted:

Each room is equipped with everything you need to relax, including a flat screen TV, PlayStation 3, WiFi and en-suite bathroom. You can take a look at our testimonials to see how others found the FluCamp experience.

holy poo poo they have playstations there

Look at this casual eager to die for last gen tech

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

The Clitoris posted:

Weird that we only have these two options

that post was more directed at the "big strong China dealt with this" type of posts that keep popping up in this thread

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

QuarkJets posted:

China has managed to stomp this into the ground after over a month spent loving around. That's still a victory, even if their leaders are monsters for doing nothing for so long. They hosed up, but they course corrected.

it's good to spread out the infection (though maybe not by any means), but i'm wondering how much longer they can keep the country on shutdown, and whether the virus won't resume spreading explosively as soon as they call it off

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

anyone else rather this burn through the population than feel even the slightest bit of infringement on their freedom? Or am I the only selfish rear end in a top hat?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

anyone else rather this burn through the population than feel even the slightest bit of infringement on their freedom? Or am I the only selfish rear end in a top hat?

I'd rather a comet did that but eh beggars can't be choosers

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Eh quarantine or don't i don't wanna infringe here haha

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

anyone else rather this burn through the population than feel even the slightest bit of infringement on their freedom? Or am I the only selfish rear end in a top hat?

Having people die and hospitals being overwhelmed for MUH FREEHDUM!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I got sniffles and burny eyes I've got the virus it's absolutely not allergies I got the virus.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

anyone else rather this burn through the population than feel even the slightest bit of infringement on their freedom? Or am I the only selfish rear end in a top hat?

Good username/post combo but nah.

Bananaquiter
Aug 20, 2008

Ron's not here.


Burt Sexual posted:

So my buddy has folks down in Arizona, he’s worried about them. I think I remember someone saying the virus doesn’t like hot dry heat. True?

It is a theory, but currently it is humid and cool here.

AZ is also still only testing people who have been out of country or dying, so the best way to get tested is flying to Canada apparently.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Also believe it or not when people talk about the value of democracy we aren't thinking of the United States.

Truniht
Jan 10, 2019

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1237879922007236615

Cheesemaster200
Feb 11, 2004

Guard of the Citadel

FlamingLiberal posted:

I mean that is what I am assuming is going to happen, because Trump is not going to admit he was wrong and Congress isn't going to do poo poo about this. Without a massive coordinated effort by the federal government right now, we're going to be looking at closer to the highest possible number of cases. Some states are trying to fix this on their own but a handful of states taking action isn't going to be enough.

It's already out of the bag. Ity was out of the bag before it left China. This isn't Ebola where everyone who gets it starts melting. This is a virus where 80% of those infected won't think of it more than a cold or cough. It was never going to be contained. The problem isn't the people who test positive for the virus, the problem is the people who have it and never knew.

This virus will be around until it mutates away into the pool of other coronaviruses or we all die.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Lambert posted:

Having people die and hospitals being overwhelmed for MUH FREEHDUM!!
I mean that is basically what Trump is doing right now

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
God I can't wait :dance:

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
I don't think Trump cares about freedom, his main concern is propping up number and being able to hold campaign rallies.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Rinkles posted:

it's good to spread out the infection (though maybe not by any means), but i'm wondering how much longer they can keep the country on shutdown, and whether the virus won't resume spreading explosively as soon as they call it off

They'll probably be able to keep it under control if they block flights from the US, which probably all countries should start doing right away

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End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
look at south korea imo. right now they seem to be in the curve flattening phase, and its pretty likely the amount of new cases daily will start to fall sometime in the next few weeks. this is hopeful thinking though.

also, compare fatalities in south korea, where people are generally pretty healthy and greeting culture is not very physical (handshakes etc) to fatalities in italy, where people drink wine and smoke and kiss eachother every day

i hope its not unrealistic to think that projections of millions dead and hundreds of millions infected per country are based on the situation as it stands now, with exponential growth but in relatively small pools. does anyone have a projection for the number of cases in south korea before they started curbing it hard?

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