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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Russo-Japanese war baby

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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Oscar Wild posted:

Haha.

Just a reminder that these cunts cracking these hilarious jokes are getting paid and will not suffer in the slightest regardless of outcome.gently caress you Ted cruise.

lol uh no, clearly you're wrong:
https://twitter.com/cyricdark/status/1237877448009629697

seriously check out the comments, it's loving disgusting

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://mobile.twitter.com/mmfa/status/1237868539224023044
https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1237854382898601987

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
The French only won one war but it was a very civil one.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1237761136507981824


quote:

“Shame on every European full gospel church, bunch of sissies, that shut down during this thing. Catholic Church not having holy water in the lobby — how holy is the water then? That should be a sign to you that your whole religion’s a fraud. Any faith that doesn’t work in real life is a fake faith. Totally fake. 

“If you’re putting out pamphlets and telling everybody to use Purell before they come into the sanctuary and don’t greet anyone, you should just turn in your ministry credentials and burn your church down — turn it into a casino or something. You’re a loser.  Bunch of pansies. No balls. Got neutered somewhere along the line and don’t even realize it.

“Let me tell you if the devil doesn’t want there to be mass gatherings — it’s time to hold mass gatherings. If I lived in Italy I would call an open-air crusade to pray for the sick. If you have to go to jail, go to jail.” – Televangelist

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Can't say I disagree with him.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

cancer will

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

These people never stop getting stupider.

Shiney McShine
Oct 12, 2010

paperwork
Personal Earpiece
The head of the CDC trying to set the record straight after Trump finishes speaking...




https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-time-has-come-for-trump-to-resign-2020-03-11?mod=home-page

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
Anyone else smell... gas? Wait is that light on? What's happening here, I think whatever I'm currently listening to is trying to change the past to benefit a certain bleak future. I have no idea what I'm feeling is called, but it's awful and now I have a fever and a dry cough and what the heck is going on.

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy
I always thought I squinted a lot but Trump takes it to a whole new level.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


sniffff

low interest loans for struggling businesses lol

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
well the president sounded shook, thirty day ban on travel from Europe

honestly, I appreciate the fact he didn’t slam this out in a tweet. I’ll mock him later, but I think I’ll give him till his next dumb tweet.

LordSloth fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Mar 12, 2020

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

LordSloth posted:

well the president sounded shook, thirty day ban on travel from Europe

what does that accomplish

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

LordSloth posted:

well the president sounded shook, thirty day ban on travel from Europe
Well, those horses are long gone. Better close the barn door and weld the lock shut, just in case.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


LordSloth posted:

well the president sounded shook, thirty day ban on travel from Europe

honestly, I appreciate the fact he didn’t slam this out in a tweet. I’ll mock him later, but I think I’ll give him till his next dumb tweet.

except the UK for some reason.

the travel ban is pointless. CORONAVIRUS IS ALREADY HERE.

all the travel ban is, is a distraction to get people talking about the ban instead of how bad he has hosed up handling all of this.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

RIP Tom Hanks

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
Like, seriously, 30 day ban when the goddamned thing is already here, has been here for a month and now is going to continue to spread virtually unchecked for however long in the U.S. because president Big Brains has it cased.
150 million was a conservative estimate.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1237908165926227968

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Tiny Lowtax posted:

except the UK for some reason.

the travel ban is pointless. CORONAVIRUS IS ALREADY HERE.

all the travel ban is, is a distraction to get people talking about the ban instead of how bad he has hosed up handling all of this.

it won’t work.

Honestly he could put like token efforts into dealing with this but he refuses and I don’t get why.

Spite? I dunno

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1237909906893799425

lol

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
He'll never love you, Junior, no matter how hard you try.

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/knoweyedentity/status/1237910275946405888

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
lol

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

CharlestheHammer posted:

it won’t work.

Honestly he could put like token efforts into dealing with this but he refuses and I don’t get why.

Spite? I dunno

Because he already said it's a hoax and not serious and having to put in effort to fight it as a serious problem means he'd have to admit he was wrong initially.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Catastrophe posted:

Because he already said it's a hoax and not serious and having to put in effort to fight it as a serious problem means he'd have to admit he was wrong initially.

but now he is saying they have to fight it.

I guess the travel ban implies it ain’t here yet but that is way to technically correct for our orange boy

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Patrick_Wyman/status/1237909891618082817

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The whole NBA just shut down because a player was an idiot an tested positive for the virus.

There are going to be a lot of people with no entertainment dealing with an economic crisis

shits about to get crazy

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
did he just give a vague announcement of a trade embargo? the markets are not going to like that

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

NBA suspended it's season because some dumb poo poo player touched a bunch of microphones and got Corona

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

CharlestheHammer posted:

but now he is saying they have to fight it.

I guess the travel ban implies it ain’t here yet but that is way to technically correct for our orange boy
come on guys, it's pretty drat simple:

trump acted bravely by closing the border to china despite the democrat hoax after which trump acted bravely to do whatever bullshit this is to contain the deadly corona virus that is going to go away any second....NOW...well not that one, but maybe the next?

but picture the bolded words twenty times bigger and repeated forever.

99% of everything is appearance. trump's just so far out of his depth right now he has no idea what image to project. it's a little bit because he's been coasting for so long, a little because he's surrounded by sycophants, and mostly because he's not that bright. and i don't even think he has the capacity to even begin to know how to look for answers.

even on tv the "incompetent politician being propped up by his underlings" trope has competent underlings. here it's...just a bunch of yesmen.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
gently caress, tom hanks and his wife Rita Wilson tested positive for corona

Balthesar
Sep 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

FMguru posted:

He'll never love you, Junior, no matter how hard you try.

the sad thing is this poo poo isn't even for dad anymore, it's preparation to take over the moron horde... and it will work/is working

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Balthesar posted:

the sad thing is this poo poo isn't even for dad anymore, it's preparation to take over the moron horde... and it will work/is working

nah Jr. doesn’t have the charisma for it

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003


lmao how are they so bad at every loving thing

kingcom
Jun 23, 2012

LordSloth posted:

gently caress, tom hanks and his wife Rita Wilson tested positive for corona

Dont worry they're not in america lol

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
https://twitter.com/MicahWardog/status/1237916986069286913

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

LordSloth posted:

gently caress, tom hanks and his wife Rita Wilson tested positive for corona

Not that Boomer

Wtf

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Welp

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