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Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

nice sore throat mr president

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


did he fall asleep during it

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
Lol we're hosed

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
you'll never get your hands on these Goods, Trump

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Mayor Dave posted:

number might die entirely lmao

Already down 600 points

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

apparently the little sculpture behind him is for the 2019 Wounded Warrior Project Soldier Ride

here's a photo from when it was presented to him




cracking up looking at his stupid loving face

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Woofer posted:

So the number is definitely going down tomorrow right

it's going to set a new record for maybe the fifth time in the past month. lmao

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/EvanLucas_INV/status/1237909089507635200

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

JHomer722 posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1237909577913401344?s=21

pack it in. we’re hosed. god has abandoned us.

g*d please spare Tom hanks and take dick cheney instead

:pray:

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Plinkey posted:

my temp is now at 99.6 :(

We will fight this, c o r o n a v i r u s, which started in China by the way, we will fight it together Plinkey because we have the top men on it.

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

JHomer722 posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1237909577913401344?s=21

pack it in. we’re hosed. god has abandoned us.

gently caress

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


JHomer722 posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1237909577913401344?s=21

pack it in. we’re hosed. god has abandoned us.

He's not that old, is he? What, maybe early sixties? Plus he's rich and literally everyone loves him. I'll donate a lung if he needs one.

He'll be okay, right?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
greatest economy anywhere in the world, by far

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

I feel like Bush would have done a better job since this will kill Dick Cheney

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lets see how the number reacted from the time trump started talking

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003



https://twitter.com/RandyRRQuaid/status/1237910717686337536?s=19

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

D1E posted:

He's not that old, is he? What, maybe early sixties? Plus he's rich and literally everyone loves him. I'll donate a lung if he needs one.

He'll be okay, right?

the man is beloved by everyone so i imagine there are literal skeletons in his closet

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 360 days!

Plinkey posted:

lets see how the number reacted from the time trump started talking



:smugdon:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
band name: mr president's sexy sidehair

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





i need financial release

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

apparently the little sculpture behind him is for the 2019 Wounded Warrior Project Soldier Ride

here's a photo from when it was presented to him




it looks like they bronzed the figures from the small soldiers movie. what a piece of poo poo

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

When an actual, real crisis hits America, which isn't the coronavirus but will happen someday, holy moly will it be quite the content-generator.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

JHomer722 posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1237909577913401344?s=21

pack it in. we’re hosed. god has abandoned us.

and the band played on

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey posted:

lets see how the number reacted from the time trump started talking



link?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

When an actual, real crisis hits America, which isn't the coronavirus but will happen someday, holy moly will it be quite the content-generator.

9/11 2: 9/12

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


yikes

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://i.imgur.com/MZIWCKk.gifv

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

very cool!

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



give the secret service guys masks

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 360 days!

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

When an actual, real crisis hits America, which isn't the coronavirus but will happen someday, holy moly will it be quite the content-generator.
Come on now, lets see where this goes first

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.investing.com/indices/us-30-futures

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
drat he sounds so low energy in this

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

haha and do you know what that guy's job is right now?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/PyrOMG/status/1237911169651769346

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

2DCAT posted:

He really does have Coronavirus lol

:jackbud::jackbud::jackbud::jackbud:

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

I'm not saying it's related but I have "Springtime for Hitler" stuck in my head.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


I gotta say, that miniature work really does hold up 25 years later

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
It's.... pretty hard to imagine a worse possible speech at this moment in time.

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the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Europe but not the UK? I don't get it.

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