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Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006


any coping tips for those of us who are yet to get it?

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Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Fojar38 posted:

It's crazy that we're in a scenario where living the Ur-Goon lifestyle makes you a model citizen

You should use this opportunity to learn math.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Lol great timing for me to have a trip to Seattle booked at the end of March and a trip to Italy in May. Welp,

Fenarisk
Oct 27, 2005

I'm only hearing it on the radio but trump sounds kind of, uh, not great.

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

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Fenarisk posted:

I'm only hearing it on the radio but trump sounds kind of, uh, not great.

Saw Lindsey Graham on the news speaking to reporters and I immediately thought he looked like poo poo. Lo and behold he starts coughing.

Bamabalacha
Sep 18, 2006

Outta my way, ya dumb rah-rah!

Fenarisk posted:

I'm only hearing it on the radio but trump sounds kind of, uh, not great.

I agree, he sounds like my dad with a cold, normally he just sounds like my dad lol.

(My dad is the opposite of him in every way, they're just both from New York lol)

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Bloopsy posted:

Saw Lindsey Graham on the news speaking to reporters and I immediately thought he looked like poo poo. Lo and behold he starts coughing.

Inshallah

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe
My favorite part of Trumps speech was when he said
"Co ro na

Virus"
And then snorted like Bebop from ninja turtles

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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goethe.cx posted:

Lol great timing for me to have a trip to Seattle booked at the end of March and a trip to Italy in May. Welp,

The situation in May could be a lot different but you can probably get a refund under the current circumstances

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Also :stare: restricting all travel from Europe is, uh, something

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Fojar38 posted:

Also :stare: restricting all travel from Europe is, uh, something

predominantly muslim majority countries *mugs into the camera like an idiot*

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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And yeah Trump seems....like his drugged form but meltier than usual

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!
I'm not clear on why articles keep trying to be reassuring by saying 80% of cases don't require hospitalization. WTF does 'require' mean?

Like you're not going to be able to hospitalize 20% of 100,000,000 people, so....uh....

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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So is it all travel both to and from Europe? Like, are we just going to strand all American citizens that are overseas or what

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:

predominantly muslim majority countries *mugs into the camera like an idiot*

Yeah I'm talking about the scale though. Shutting down the transatlantic economy is a big deal

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Right before tip off of the Jazz-Thunder basketball game, the game was canceled, players escorted off, and the police came in and told everyone to go home.

One of the players is sick, not sure if c19

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

My wife just tried to go to an urgent care center in Reno for a slipped disc and was turned away before she could enter, by men in head to toe hazmat suits basically. The entire facility had been turned into a COVID treatment and containment center.

They didn't use the word COVID or Coronavirus, men in masks just told her "We are only seeing people with respiratory infections"

So, yeah, we got a firsthand look at how crazy the current situation is on the ground and we are only weeks away from it exploding out of control. This will be the collapse of the US healthcare system.

Thats all

Snail Information
May 29, 2010

Snailmancy

Edgar posted:

Lol restrictions from flying to and from europe (excluding the UK)

It's only two weeks too late.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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At least is sounds like someone semi-competent wrote this speech and Trump is too sedated/hooked on the roni to go offscript

friendly 2 da void
Mar 23, 2018

Truck Stop Stall posted:

any coping tips for those of us who are yet to get it?

do everything you can to avoid getting it.

and if you do get it, maybe take some xanax. i've felt worse (although this is pretty bad) but the anxiety that it'll get critical really sucks.

i'm resigning myself to being intubated at this point. and i'm one of the lucky ones, i got it early enough that there might be a bed for me.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
Uh oh.

https://twitter.com/tomhanks/status/1237909897020207104?s=21

Sock The Great
Oct 1, 2006

It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom
Grimey Drawer

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

So is it all travel both to and from Europe? Like, are we just going to strand all American citizens that are overseas or what

The analysts on MSNBC said it didn’t apply to American citizens, but I didn’t pickup on anything like that from the speech itself.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


Oh my God this has gone too far

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


My favorite response

https://twitter.com/UsmanMalik_Life/status/1237910001290747907?s=19

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

The markets are going to poo poo themselves tomorrow

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

smoobles posted:

The markets are going to poo poo themselves tomorrow

Not if Usman Malik has something to say about it imbecile

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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But Tom Hanks is america

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Sock The Great posted:

The analysts on MSNBC said it didn’t apply to American citizens, but I didn’t pickup on anything like that from the speech itself.

What about people with green cards? I wonder if this is going to be better thought-out than the usual Trump policy.

friendly 2 da void
Mar 23, 2018

Let me get this straight.

Of the 112 total cases in Australia, I'm supposed to believe that two of them are Tom Hanks and his wife?

It's everywhere. Celebs are the only ones who can get priority access to tests.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
If Tom hanks is the price we pay to kill off trump... so be it.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Philadelphia 2 looking real good right now

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


From NBA N/V thread:


They just confirmed he tested positive lmao

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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smoobles posted:

The markets are going to poo poo themselves tomorrow

They're making GBS threads themselves right now. A travel ban on China was one thing but the Atlantic economy is basically the center of the world and Trump killed it in 30 seconds

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

Is there a supercut of plague president having plague symptoms yet

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
So if there’s a payroll tax holiday...think it might be a good time to convert from a traditional ira to Roth 401k?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Who's next in line after Trump and Pence?

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



EvilBlackRailgun posted:

From NBA N/V thread:


They just confirmed he tested positive lmao

rudy gobert killed the nba season

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1237914142033444864

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
NBA had suspended its season, per Schefter, Roth, and Woj

Atricks
Nov 5, 2003
Hurricane Man

Drunk Nerds posted:

NBA had suspended its season, per Schefter, Roth, and Woj

Man things are ramping up hellishly quickly.

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

This is the dark timeline, y'all. I know it's hard to imagine but we need to wear shoulderpads made of tires and carry hammers made of rebar and concrete.

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