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so i was gonna to my honeymoon in Washington state i got a text from my command prohibiting travel to WA and CA. Anyone have any hot tips of where to go in Oegon?????
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Oh boy, I do love a good dumpster fire. then I've got someone you'll really love 
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Woofer posted:He sounded like he was 5-10 minutes away from passing out after dropping Xanax. 0:10 https://twitter.com/knoweyedentity/status/1237910275946405888
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Mar 12, 2020 02:28
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glad my flights go through london just like uh, every flight I've ever taken to or from Europe.
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Kawasaki Nun posted:glad my flights go through london just like uh, every flight I've ever taken to or from Europe. Oh my god I知 so excited to get to fly to London now!
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Mar 12, 2020 02:29
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Wow, truly a great course of action, there's literally no experts who were fired for no apparent reason other than 'funsies' that could have helped with this.
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Mar 12, 2020 02:30
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LingcodKilla posted:Oh my god I知 so excited to get to fly to London now! drat people are gonna be ripping on the US for this bullshit fake quarantine
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Mar 12, 2020 02:30
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Oh dear loving christ. The whole stadium and a lot else is hosed. https://twitter.com/MikeBeauvais/status/1237899118485397504 https://twitter.com/ChloeSalsameda/status/1237905606700183552 https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1237913057596026881
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piL posted:I don't want anyone to leave here misreading the context. Richard Marx is correct. Myriad is both a noun and an adjective, and therefore it was wrong to correct him. Source: https://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/myriad Oh nice, I legit was wondering about that
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Mar 12, 2020 02:31
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facialimpediment posted:Oh dear loving christ. What are the chances this dipshit is gonna catch a lawsuit? Can you even get sued for something like that?
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Mar 12, 2020 02:33
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ElMaligno posted:so i was gonna to my honeymoon in Washington state The Idaho border
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Mar 12, 2020 02:33
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Update: https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1237914408933896193 ... people are waking up that this is no loving joke. https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1237914969787772928 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Mar 12, 2020 |
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Mar 12, 2020 02:33
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ElMaligno posted:
The $40/oz weed stores. pmchem posted:then I've got someone you'll really love Accepting chaos into my heart has been the meaning of my existence for the past four years. Let's set every landfill in the country on fire and give that tangerine colored circus clown another four years of crumbling institutions to the ground in the name of (his) personal wealth!
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Mar 12, 2020 02:34
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Incredible watching Hannity trying to minimize this even more desperately right after announcing Tom Hanks' infection and the cancellation of the NBA
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Mar 12, 2020 02:41
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fortunately it seems like trump doesn't realise there are cases in NZ, but gently caress me, things aren't looking good for my holiday
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Mar 12, 2020 02:41
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Gobert is a madeup name 
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Mar 12, 2020 02:47
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My friend who listens to Crowder and other assorted idiots told me last month that Bernie would crash the stock market if elected. I told him Donnie was going to do it, not thinking that I'd be proven right so soon.
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Mar 12, 2020 02:49
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Immanentized posted:They're apparently including import cargo as part of the ban, which is just incredibly stupid. how does this not break every logistics chain (including boeing! including lots of pharma!!!!1111one!!!!) also how does this not cause a full on global depression
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Kesper North posted:how does this not break every logistics chain (including boeing! including lots of pharma!!!!1111one!!!!) Boeing is already the biggest factor in the Dow tanking.
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PookBear posted:CORVIDS CURE BOOMERS I know you're jayded and wanting to crow about killing olds, but when you're the one choughing your lungs out and raven from fever delirium, you'll know who got rooked by SARS-CoV-2. Fister Roboto posted:--Alfred Hitchcock 
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shame on an IGA posted:Incredible watching Hannity trying to minimize this even more desperately right after announcing Tom Hanks' infection and the cancellation of the NBA This was pre-Hanks and pre-Gobert/NBA: https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/1237911088710201344 Edit: One good thing, Trump was full of poo poo on this https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1237921380068478982
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Mar 12, 2020 03:00
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No he was telling the truth. They're just saying that because someone told them the futures numbers.
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Mar 12, 2020 03:04
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jfc opening day is in 2 weeks
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:jfc opening day is in 2 weeks Not anymore, it's not!
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but how will the mets disappoint me unless they play
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:but how will the mets disappoint me unless they play https://www.amazon.com/New-York-Mets-Complete-Illustrated/dp/0760339600 might wanna order before everything collapses
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Bored As gently caress posted:No he was telling the truth. They're just saying that because someone told them the futures numbers. OH MY loving GOD HE JUST COULDN'T READ THE PROMPTER WITHOUT HIS GLASSES https://twitter.com/justinsink/status/1237922566611906567
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ElMaligno posted:so i was gonna to my honeymoon in Washington state Crater Lake is amazing, if you're going in a part of the year where it isn't snowed in. The Bend area is beautiful, with quite a bit to do. Seaside/Cannon Beach is a good time. In travel ban news, my parents (both in their 70's) pulled that millennial travel meme and flew to Crete last week cause flights were so drat cheap and 'hey the tourist spots are empty right now gently caress it #YOLO'. Guess their trip/hospital stay just got extended.  of course, I'm worried but poo poo live your best life
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facialimpediment posted:OH MY loving GOD HE JUST COULDN'T READ THE PROMPTER WITHOUT HIS GLASSES OK so I get how this mentally deficient, broke-brained dumbfuck sees it a "sign of weakness" or whatever the gently caress it is that's stuck in his pudding brain about wearing glasses but do contacts just not exist in the alternate reality he's crafted in his rapidly decaying grey matter?
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bird food bathtub posted:OK so I get how this mentally deficient, broke-brained dumbfuck sees it a "sign of weakness" or whatever the gently caress it is that's stuck in his pudding brain about wearing glasses but do contacts just not exist in the alternate reality he's crafted in his rapidly decaying grey matter? Glasses make you look like Mr. Magoo. Seriously, that was his favorite insult about the Racist Perjury Elf. Motherfucker ad-libbed because he couldn't read, now pretends like he didn't just do that. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237924658185469954
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bird food bathtub posted:OK so I get how this mentally deficient, broke-brained dumbfuck sees it a "sign of weakness" or whatever the gently caress it is that's stuck in his pudding brain about wearing glasses but do contacts just not exist in the alternate reality he's crafted in his rapidly decaying grey matter? I知 a weirdo who will probably never touch my eye balls in such a way that I壇 be able to put contacts in, so I wear glasses. Call it a phobia or whatever you want. I知 just gonna stop because I feel like I知 giving him too much credit already.
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What is this supposed to actually *do*?
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Nephzinho posted:What is this supposed to actually *do*? Make him look like he's taking decisive action.
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Nephzinho posted:What is this supposed to actually *do*? Tax cuts! Nothing. It will do nothing. The holiday will end when the election is over and you'll be on the hook for all the unpaid taxes during the holiday come next filing season. If it happens, save 10% of your check, just in case.
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