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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

my greatest wish now is that trump gets corona virus

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



euphronius posted:

my greatest wish now is that trump gets corona virus

same but biden

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


if trump was actually a strong daddy he would have said that as a threat that they'd better cover everything but truemp

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Ragequit posted:

The second they have to admit Trump has COVID-19, we are going to crush that in style.

they never said why he went to Walter Reed totally unscheduled that one time

I do not count the "first part of his physical" statement as anything

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
less taxes makes for a less attractive target for the virus. it's like when other children that certainly weren't me would make fun of themselves in order to make the bully leave them alone. it's no fun to gently caress with a nation that is totally owning itself viciously and repeatedly.

Literal Hamster
Mar 11, 2012

YOSPOS

no

nope

negative

do not want

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
What a capstone to an unforgettable night of twitter

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Shear Modulus posted:

my school already did that yesterday

my spring break is next week so I'm worried they're just waiting for that and then they'll tell everybody not to come back

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



lmfao i just realized the giant influx of people trying to get to america routing themselves through the UK will probably cause a massive spike in infections there

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

euphronius posted:

my greatest wish now is that trump gets corona virus

my dude..................... he absolutely already has it

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

pathetic little tramp posted:

The XFL is meeting to discuss suspending their season, which will probably permanently end the league

this is the funniest thing I've read tonight for some reason lmao

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
our president is a loving grade A moron

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

my greatest wish now is that trump gets corona virus



Shear Modulus posted:

same but biden

whynotboth.gif

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

skaboomizzy posted:

they never said why he went to Walter Reed totally unscheduled that one time

I do not count the "first part of his physical" statement as anything

I f I had some kinda magic wish that I could only use to uncover one government secret, I wouldn't use it on who killed Kennedy, or aliens, or any of that. I would wish to know what the gently caress happend that time Melania vanished for like a month

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

when Trump reveals he has the virus he will hold the ultimate rally as his cultists flock to be willingly infected by daddy spitting in their mouths. become the one true superspreader Donald, it is your destiny!

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer
Wow! President Pelosi!

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1237928926095310854

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


WIPE WYOMING OFF THE MAP CORONA-CHAN!!!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


TMMadman posted:

Also, I don't think anyone has sufficiently explained how in the hell a payroll tax cut is supposed to help during this outbreak? I mean do they really think that a few extra bucks a week is going to help? What about people who don't get paid if they aren't actually working, like me?

It's the dumbest loving thing and has no actual effect on the thing we are supposed to be fighting which is the transmission and movement of the virus.

Americans are ferengi and everything is about money

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




can't wait for the Tom Hanks biopic of getting corona and having to piss real bad

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Gripweed posted:

I f I had some kinda magic wish that I could only use to uncover one government secret, I wouldn't use it on who killed Kennedy, or aliens, or any of that. I would wish to know what the gently caress happend that time Melania vanished for like a month

my guess is she attempted suicide and was recovering

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

Wow! President Pelosi!

dreams come true every day

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003


Randy owns

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Gripweed posted:

I f I had some kinda magic wish that I could only use to uncover one government secret, I wouldn't use it on who killed Kennedy, or aliens, or any of that. I would wish to know what the gently caress happend that time Melania vanished for like a month

i wanna knows about the loving alloys!!!!!

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Gripweed posted:

I f I had some kinda magic wish that I could only use to uncover one government secret, I wouldn't use it on who killed Kennedy, or aliens, or any of that. I would wish to know what the gently caress happend that time Melania vanished for like a month

my theory is suicide attempt, took a bunch of pills

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


pathetic little tramp posted:

The XFL is meeting to discuss suspending their season, which will probably permanently end the league

Xtremely hosed League lmaooooo

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey posted:

...and my temp hit 100 :toot:

I hope you don't have it or if you do, you don't die from it Plinkey. Good luck!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Durf posted:

can't wait for the Tom Hanks biopic of getting corona and having to piss real bad

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

People who shop at Cosco have been hit the hardest by the toilet paper shortage, what are you going to do about mr preisident?

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



PsychoInternetHawk posted:

Wow! President Pelosi!

pence will not die out of spite and disdain for trnrp

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this but don't stop doing it after three months

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1237936084606242817

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey posted:

...and my temp hit 100 :toot:

you got a fever for a Philly cheesesteak

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
do we have a Pelosi Dance yet?

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

skaboomizzy posted:

my theory is suicide attempt, took a bunch of pills

my theory is that she got tired of president pissbrains and threatened divorce but got alot of money to stay

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I feel like this isn't real anymore

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
and be sure to vote in my poll

https://twitter.com/bgates420/status/1237700170743193603

thanks and g*d bless

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TMMadman posted:

I hope you don't have it or if you do, you don't die from it Plinkey. Good luck!


neutral milf hotel posted:

you got a fever for a Philly cheesesteak

Going to the flyers game and hanging around thousands of people at xfinity live was totally a good idea

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

if trump is pulling this somber speech poo poo tonight imagine what the virus numbers are gonna look like tomorrow

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Joementum posted:

this but don't stop doing it after three months

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1237936084606242817

*watches rent go up immediately by $1200*

ah well, nevertheless

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