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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

:goku:

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Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Saint Drogo posted:

humans and elves just can't build an asscannon for poo poo, it better be an authentic chaos dwarf one.

the scrotum kinda kills it for me. but i'd still replace that metal cannon with the more suitable candidate from the pyrovore kit



Do you know if that's a GW paintjob? That's the best version of that scheme I think I've seen.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

Do you know if that's a GW paintjob? That's the best version of that scheme I think I've seen.

Hive fleet Behemoth from memory

but more importantly

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!

the fart question posted:

Weapons? What nonsense is this?!?!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0

Brock Samsonite
Feb 3, 2010

Reality becomes illusory and observer-oriented when you study general relativity. Or Buddhism. Or get drafted.


yeah but what if Chaos was a punk show's bathroom

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI_qwZd-p2U

FrostyPox
Feb 8, 2012

That giant owns quite an extreme amount. I hope this clears everything up.

Kabuki Shipoopi
Jun 22, 2007

If I fall, you don't get the head, right? If you lose the head, you're fucked!


That loving head is the best. This thing is like a punk rock Shel Silverstein nightmare and I love it more than anything.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Wouldn't be out of place in a Berserk manga

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny


I don't really get what I'm looking at here. it seems crudely drawn but immaculately modeled and painted. I suspect this is the artist's intent, it's impressively strange and ugly

Desiden
Mar 13, 2016

Mindless self indulgence is SRS BIZNS
I kinda love that giant, because it hearkens back to the older artwork where chaos was as much just loving *weird* as anything.

Like, yeah, there's still mutation and chaos spawn and stuff in the setting. But mostly it's just turning more evil-er. Whereas in the old stuff, chaos just got bizarre the further in you got.

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.
Y'all need more Blanche in your lives if you don't appreciate that giant.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Filthy Hans posted:

the front of it is a maw that is clearly designed to bite off dwarf asses

then it farts the asses towards the enemy in a parabolic trajectory

there should be a bunch of assless dwarf corpses modeled into the base

that's chaos for you

I'm the assless dwarfs

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015


I like to think the tiny head on top is not in control of anything, the real head that does controls this body is the stomach.

The tiny head is likely some chaos warrior who is either being punished or made a terrible mistake which has landed him in this predicament.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

PinheadSlim posted:

I like to think the tiny head on top is not in control of anything, the real head that does controls this body is the stomach.

The tiny head is likely some chaos warrior who is either being punished or made a terrible mistake which has landed him in this predicament.

It's just a boil that he put a helmet on.

Stop over thinking it.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Indolent Bastard posted:

It's just a boil that he put a helmet on.

Stop over thinking it.

:hmmyes:

Moola
Aug 16, 2006


Indolent Bastard posted:

It's just a boil that he put a helmet on.

Stop over thinking it.

wow rude

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Heavy bolter indeed :hmmyes:

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?
https://twitter.com/boogrof/status/1237514637987340297

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

wrong thread

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Moola posted:

I'm the assless dwarfs

I'm the dwarf greeting the other dwarfs as assless chaps

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

All dwarfs are assless, that's the definition of a dwarf.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

The Moon Monster posted:

All dwarfs are assless, that's the definition of a dwarf.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay



Embarrassed dwarf hiding the lack of rear end

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
Looks like he got it transplanted to his shoulderblades

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



it still bugs the gently caress out of me that the new slayers have helmets

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Business Gorillas posted:

it still bugs the gently caress out of me that the new slayers have helmets
AoS managed to make slayers boring and it is one of its greatest crimes.

For_Great_Justice
Apr 21, 2010

JUST CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE GAMES WORKSHOP!
Slayers stood out as the dudes with wild mohawks an no armor in a culture of armor and fitting in.

So they make them the entire army so none of them stand out. Brilliant.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Age of Sigmar and 40k 8th are pretty much the equivalent of when Star Wars makes toys out of the dude on cloud city holding the ice cream machine - anything that is ever mentioned once in passing gets an entire army, and completely loses everything that makes them interesting.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i like 40ks new stuff tbh

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Improbable Lobster posted:

i like 40ks new stuff tbh

i whole-heartedly believe they ruined the Custodes by giving them models. Instead the occasional rad art and nebulous powers that struck fear into the hearts of their foes, and were the final line of defense humanity had, they're now just dudes who get shot to death by lasguns.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
Same could be said of anyone in 40k really.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



You haven't truly lived until you've been shot to death by lasguns.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Improbable Lobster posted:

i like 40ks new stuff tbh

you fool, you idiot

you MORAN!!

thocan
Jan 18, 2014

Fashionable Jorts posted:

i whole-heartedly believe they ruined the Custodes by giving them models. Instead the occasional rad art and nebulous powers that struck fear into the hearts of their foes, and were the final line of defense humanity had, they're now just dudes who get shot to death by lasguns.

Second this. Making custodes something any list can beat was a bad fluff decision. If they were hard committed to having custodes on the tabletop, they should have been one-of characters like assassins that you can drop in any imperial list for the sole purpose of wrecking house. Maybe.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Moola posted:

you fool, you idiot

you MORAN!!

at least the new models are better than centurions and the hunter/stalker

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
The new elf's are real cool

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

smug jeebus posted:

The new elf's are real cool

They have bad faces! I keep seeing them, thinking "that looks super rad", and then notice the gnarly faces.

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IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

The Moon Monster posted:

They have bad faces! I keep seeing them, thinking "that looks super rad", and then notice the gnarly faces.

You don't notice bad faces if you dremel out the fleshy parts leaving nothing but hollow suits of armour behind.

Years of gaming has shown me the truth - the only good elf army is one where you physically remove all instances of the elf.

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