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The powerful goon constitution cant be defeated by some lame rear end virus.
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I just got over the normal-rear end flu, so I'm probably super duper susceptible to the virus. My idiot grandma doesn't cover her mouth when she coughs no matter how many times my grandpa and I demand she does, so if she gets it I'm as good as dead.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:06 |
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Disgusting Coward posted:I have/had the roni. Got my official Yep, You A Plaguebearer talk from a doc on the phone today - drat near a month after my poo poo got hosed up. My little plague dot should be appearing in the UK tomorrow. The contract you signed by registering here means that the nearest member to you geographically is bound by law to come erase your browser history upon your death
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:06 |
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friendly 2 da void posted:speaking as a current covid sufferer: you're a hero and when this is over i will personally shower you with gold Aww, that sucks - take care of yourself and hope you feel better! And I'm no hero, but I'll pm you about the shower thing
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:07 |
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Disgusting Coward posted:I have/had the roni. Got my official Yep, You A Plaguebearer talk from a doc on the phone today - drat near a month after my poo poo got hosed up. My little plague dot should be appearing in the UK tomorrow. poo poo, I just started getting a runny nose, joint pains and this weird pain in my neck. I'm also might be getting a fever. Fingers crossed it's just a regular cold and not Corona plague.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:07 |
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CJacobs posted:if she gets it I'm as good as dead. Well no, but she is
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Rad-daddio posted:poo poo, I just started getting a runny nose, joint pains and this weird pain in my neck. I'm also might be getting a fever. Fingers crossed it's just a regular cold and not Corona plague. Phlegmy coughing and shortness of breath are the big tells and if they develop you'll probably be eligible for getting tested
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:08 |
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Rinkles posted:Well no, but she is Good, she can have eternity to learn some human decency in the afterlife then
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:09 |
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CJacobs posted:Good, she can have eternity to learn some human decency in the afterlife then And goons are worried they'll have trouble with social distancing
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:11 |
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Lambert posted:Live on like normal because who cares about entertainment personalities? Super harsh dose of reality you just dished out there dude. I cut myself on that edge
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:11 |
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Fojar38 posted:Phlegmy coughing and shortness of breath are the big tells and if they develop you'll probably be eligible for getting tested What color is the phlegm
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:12 |
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Disgusting Coward posted:I have/had the roni. Got my official Yep, You A Plaguebearer talk from a doc on the phone today - drat near a month after my poo poo got hosed up. My little plague dot should be appearing in the UK tomorrow. stay strong coronagoon, please meet boris johnson too
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:13 |
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MorrisBae posted:What color is the phlegm Rainbow
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:16 |
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QuoProQuid posted:https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1237923677917904898 ive been dead for a thousand years
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:16 |
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What is Social Distancing to a goon
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Crazyweasel posted:Do you mind sharing age and general health prior to? My last thread to reality is that it “might not be that bad for my age range (under 30)” but wondering how true that is Mid 30s, generally keep pretty well. Underactive thyroid, that's about it. Am a fairly healthy guy, eat right and get a lot of exercise - mostly weights and swimming. Was in training for a triathlon prior to this. Oh, low blood pressure and occasional anaemia, which is apparently a family thing. It wasn't the illest I've ever felt, tbh? Even when down with the sickness (oooah ah ah ah) i wasnt like hosed hosed. I've had gastric flus that were worse. But the rollercoaster you're fine now you're sick again now youre fine now you're sick again nature of it, plus the other illnesses coming along for the ride, THAT could eat a dick. And the shortness of breath was a bit spooky - I'm a barrel chested dude with lungs like a pair of garbage bags, I'm not used to struggling for breath. If I had a respiratory illness, I could seethat getting problematic very fast. Think I got it off my buddy who's Chinese and was there. He was apparently someplace near Wuhan for new year. His wife had some roni style fever and coughing, but said she felt better after a week. Suspect this poo poo is everywhere, and most folk are sailing througb without noticing.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:17 |
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sweet thursday posted:What is Social Distancing to a goon Tipping the pizza guy thru the mail slot
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:18 |
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I'm afraid we are all going to get it. For what... some tasty soup? I wish I could have some of that soup and see what the fuss is about
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:18 |
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Disgusting Coward posted:
nice, you got the OG strain before it became hipster
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:20 |
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QuoProQuid posted:https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1237923677917904898 this moment in world history is like that season of Lost where you could really tell the writers had run out of ideas and were just throwing random poo poo on the screen to keep everyone watching
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:21 |
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i had orange chicken for lunch help
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:21 |
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Disgusting Coward posted:Suspect this poo poo is everywhere, and most folk are sailing througb without noticing. This is quickly becoming the only thing that makes sense to me with just how many people from all the gently caress over are getting it. The only real way that's possible if a bunch of people are Typhoid-Mary-ing their way around dumping it on people that are actually affected.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:21 |
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sweet thursday posted:I'm afraid we are all going to get it. For what... some tasty soup? I wish I could have some of that soup and see what the fuss is about It was the pangolin who offered the disease to a Chinese man in the woods, he held the man at gunpoint and told him to swallow the liquid from a large steaming goblet with smoke coming out of it. The pangolin then let the man go. This is their revenge.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:21 |
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Disgusting Coward posted:I have/had the roni. Got my official Yep, You A Plaguebearer talk from a doc on the phone today - drat near a month after my poo poo got hosed up. My little plague dot should be appearing in the UK tomorrow. also this tag Anime Schoolgirl fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Mar 12, 2020 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It was the pangolin who offered the disease to a Chinese man in the woods, he held the man at gunpoint and told him to swallow the liquid from a large steaming goblet with smoke coming out of it. The pangolin then let the man go. This is their revenge. Pangolin justice, harsh but fair.
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Disgusting Coward posted:Mid 30s, generally keep pretty well. Underactive thyroid, that's about it. Am a fairly healthy guy, eat right and get a lot of exercise - mostly weights and swimming. Was in training for a triathlon prior to this. Oh, low blood pressure and occasional anaemia, which is apparently a family thing. do you smoke and or vape regularly?
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:28 |
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Disgusting Coward posted:Mid 30s, generally keep pretty well. Underactive thyroid, that's about it. Am a fairly healthy guy, eat right and get a lot of exercise - mostly weights and swimming. Was in training for a triathlon prior to this. Oh, low blood pressure and occasional anaemia, which is apparently a family thing. Did you take any OTC meds (Tylenol/Nyquil/Mucinex/etc.)? Did they help?
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:30 |
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Everyone kept saying this was going to happen. And apparently it's happening now? drat. Was the Internet of Things worth it?
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:33 |
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dr_rat posted:Pangolin justice, harsh but fair. y'all got any bats
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:33 |
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Fojar38 posted:Phlegmy coughing and shortness of breath are the big tells and if they develop you'll probably be eligible for getting tested I had Valley Fever a few years back, so I'm already versed in coughing up blood tinged phlegm. Corona should have a lot of fun with my lungs.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:38 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Out of respect, we should pay tribute to some of his more famous roles.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:38 |
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:someone give this man this tag wait a week or so before giving him the second one
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:40 |
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Someone give it to me straight. Cut it right down to size. How does this rank on a scale from 1 to Spanish Flu?
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:42 |
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sweet thursday posted:Someone give it to me straight. Cut it right down to size. How does this rank on a scale from 1 to Spanish Flu? Spanish flu
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:44 |
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sweet thursday posted:Someone give it to me straight. Cut it right down to size. How does this rank on a scale from 1 to Spanish Flu? Like halfway. it's a baddie.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:44 |
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sweet thursday posted:Someone give it to me straight. Cut it right down to size. How does this rank on a scale from 1 to Spanish Flu? Maybe like, a 4 or 5? The Spanish Flu was insanely bad and extremely deadly and there was a war and doctors had no idea how to treat it, and it attacked healthy adults.
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:45 |
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I had to check your reg date, Disgusting Coward would have been a brilliant throwaway annon account name
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:47 |
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i feel pretty safe from all of this except for going to work where i clean doorknobs with my mouth
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:47 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:i feel pretty safe from all of this except for going to work where i clean doorknobs with my mouth You can get paid for this???
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# ? Mar 12, 2020 04:49 |
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sweet thursday posted:Someone give it to me straight. Cut it right down to size. How does this rank on a scale from 1 to Spanish Flu? Probably a 6.5
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