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we've developed this vaccine, but it will make horny prohibited. forever.
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So ~300 tests a week right now. Great, good, what a heartening piece of information (hide in your domicile and don't talk to anyone)
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Schnorkles posted:we've developed this vaccine, but it will make horny prohibited. forever. That's just a horny vaccine you dumbass it hasn't solved the coronavirus at all!!
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Bulgakov posted:i keep thinking about how insane all this garbage must feel like for people on the space station Dr. Virus
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Halser posted:lmao if you think this isn't going to be used as fuel for anti socialist rhetoric Trump's gonna do the Tim Ryan plan that shifts social security into the stock market and makes the US a communist country by accident because the social security fund will hold ownership majority of every publicly traded company
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house dems be like "you can have a little universal healthcare, as a treat"
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this was def done so that private companies can make money from the testing also to keep number low
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I'm flying to Austin this Saturday. Live in NYC. Previously planned, but on the whole I think I'd be safer?
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Grapplejack posted:That's just a horny vaccine you dumbass it hasn't solved the coronavirus at all!! idk, do we have any good testing that says that coronavirus and horny aren't linked? HMMMM??????
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Shageletic posted:I'm flying to Austin this Saturday. Live in NYC. Previously planned, but on the whole I think I'd be safer? airports are where this thing lives i wouldn't fly tbh
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People are loving idiots: A JetBlue passenger who tested positive for coronavirus is now in isolation in Florida, according to Alex Shaw, spokesperson with Florida Department of Health. The passenger was on a flight from New York City to West Palm Beach Wednesday night. The passenger alerted the crew upon landing that he had received a notification confirming a positive coronavirus test, the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey said.
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Clipperton posted:devon aoki should be in more movies Have you seen D.E.B.S.? Her French accent is so terrible it becomes genius.
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Epic High Five posted:Henrietta Lacks is getting her final revenge on this land henrietta lacks will have her revenge on seattle
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Shageletic posted:I'm flying to Austin this Saturday. Live in NYC. Previously planned, but on the whole I think I'd be safer? Pretty sure it's been here for weeks but wasn't detected early enough which is why SXSW and the Houston Rodeo was canceled.
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Shageletic posted:I'm flying to Austin this Saturday. Live in NYC. Previously planned, but on the whole I think I'd be safer? There's no known cases in Austin. You can change that! I'm making the opposite trip from ATX to NYC in late May. Which will be... interesting. And fatal, probably
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hahahahaha We are so so so boned. It’s gonna be a hell of a ride to the bottom.
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america is so loving broken lmaooooo
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Taintrunner posted:https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/1237407253013151745?s=21 I don’t think my insurance company is on this list, idk if that’s good or bad for me.
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infection2020.com is reporting that cases have doubled in 48 hours  now that's acceleration
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this is such a reasonable idea, it's clearly someone else's and is already being seriously discussed by the OIC and was told to Trump through normal diplomatic relations that he is just making GBS threads on to feel prognostic
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The Japanese economy is going to get reamed by this. Their population is super old too, so they are hosed in all sorts of ways.
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shut up schborles
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fosborb posted:people had time to talk to their lawyers after the NBA suspended we're suing the virus, I take it?
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Bearjew posted:shut up schborles why are you telling me to shut up now you tyrant
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gonna load up on canned salmon to assuage the bear markets
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My hospital still has to do our tests as send out to public health, which goes on to the CDC, but good news! We should be able to start testing in-house sometime next week, assuming we can wrangle some equipment from a research lab. These tests will still be nasal or throat swabs though and they aren't considered final results. In the meantime, I have to go sit at my desk on site and work on a Powerpoint for a presentation at a health care conference at the end of April that is assuredly going to be cancelled, as many organizations are pulling out of it. Not us, though! My boss is confident this will all blow over and we'll be able to go out to it no problem!
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Lpzie posted:what happened between last night and the NHL today? No one wants to be the first mover, once the NBA cancelled and there wasn't immediate and massive blowback from fans, it effectively gave every other league the cover to do the same.
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America, America, God shed His grace on thee ... and crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea... lol
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AceOfFlames posted:Have you seen D.E.B.S.? Her French accent is so terrible it becomes genius. I never have, thank you for reminding me! Was going to catch up with the Johnny Mnemonic director's cut tonight but I might swap it out
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my school district isn't closed(yet) but the vast majority of parents are keeping their children home anyways according to my school nurse
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Seriously contemplating cancelling my own wedding rn, cool cool cool
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i just learned that "assuage" rearranged spells "sausage"
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kopasetic posted:gimme some of that pre-phase 1 mystery vaccine. what could go wrong well if the other SARS vaccine is any indication, narcolepsy or hemorrhagic fever lol
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Doc Walrus posted:infection2020.com is reporting that cases have doubled in 48 hours that fits one of the models, which has doubling every 2.4 days or something like that
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