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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



my favourite part is reasoning for not doing school closures: knock-on effects like parents staying home. that's the entire point really.
https://twitter.com/NAChristakis/status/1235204453315358722
also lol at a week off sick now being pushed by 4 of our CMOs when you'll be out for 2-3 weeks and infectious for a bit after you feel better

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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


WHO condones closing schools FWIW.

Again as far as Czech Republic goes the whole issue of parents having to stay home with kids is in fact significant, the government has instituted a new benefit where people doing so against the wishes of their employer are paid 60% of their wage by the government and can't lose their job over it.

:lmao: can you imagine Boris doing that, and again that's with fewer per capita cases than in the UK, albeit it's next to Italy, Austria and Germany TBF. And yes the growth of cases has slowed down significantly, who'd have thought.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Mar 12, 2020

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

ronya posted:

there seems to be a sense ITT that nothing short of the army patrolling the streets to prevent people from leaving their buildings would be good enough.
This would be a very smart and fun thing to try in NI right now.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

my favourite part is reasoning for not doing school closures: knock-on effects like parents staying home. that's the entire point really.
https://twitter.com/NAChristakis/status/1235204453315358722
also lol at a week off sick now being pushed by 4 of our CMOs when you'll be out for 2-3 weeks and infectious for a bit after you feel better

Spanish flu actually killed kids- which is why closing schools was useful, parenting issues come after deaths. This coronavirus is wierd, in that it straight up doesn't- I'm not sure if there's any deaths under 10 even in China. Given the kids safety is assured, you're more concerned about knock on effects of doing so.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


I mean yeah the kids won't die, but they can still get infected just as easily and go on to do the same thing to their parents.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Dunno who posted the UK COVID-19 visualisation earlier but here's a worldwide version that feels like something out of WarGames :stare:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


keep punching joe posted:

We need a general strike.

This is true every day of the year.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
https://twitter.com/vhmichel/status/1238159424180674561?s=19

:getin:

Trades
Aug 3, 2013
The government response to this seems to embody the kind of defeatism that seems to infect every other policy domain, where they’re behaving as if radical change is impossible and people and markets are fundamentally uncontrollable. It’s completely nuts in the circumstances but true to form.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Trades posted:

The government response to this seems to embody the kind of defeatism that seems to infect every other policy domain, where they’re behaving as if radical change is impossible and people and markets are fundamentally uncontrollable. It’s completely nuts in the circumstances but true to form.

Yes that's the point, they can scream SCIENCE all they like but their modelling and understanding of humanity and society is so utterly hosed up that they're obviously wrong. It's like pointing out that markets that set their own prices clear in the food market as an obvious good while ignoring all the starving people it creates.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

sounds like you guys need to learn about GAME THEORY

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
*Boris Johnson turning a big dial taht says "Culliny" on it and constantly looking back at the economy for approval like a contestant on the price is right*

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

now that's a kirby

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Even the American NHL and NBA have stopped all matches.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

quote:

Chris Whitty, the chief medical officer, said that worst-case scenario planning projected that 80% of the country would contract the virus, with a 1% mortality rate. This equates to more than 500,000 deaths.
is this a genuine worst case scenario? I thought the mortality rate was pushing 6% in Italy now the health service is hosed?

unless they're assuming there's a large proportion of unconfirmed cases where people who have it aren't getting tested due to lack of resources?

tbh it sounds exactly like the scenario that they're actually aiming for, if they've totally given up on preventing it spreading to the majority of people and that sounds only marginally higher than the best mortality rate so far (0.7% or whatever)

just loving do something you arseholes, we don't have to lie down and accept that this is beyond our power to even attempt to contain

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

namesake posted:

Oh god they ARE trying the herd immunity strategy but not saying it aren't they?

100%

With a side of 'we can't say it but it'll kill the old/weak/poor non-consumers'.

There is no way Cummies hasn't factored in killing a load of undesirables as a bonus.

Literally the worst Country on the entire planet. It's breathtaking.

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Mar 12, 2020

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Regarde Aduck posted:

100%

With a side of 'we can't say it but it'll kill the old/weak/poor non-consumers'.

There is no way Cummies hasn't factored in killing a load of undesirables as a bonus.

Literally the worst Country on the entire planet. It's breathtaking.

New rule for Universal Credit claimaints, you have to lick the doorknob to get into the JobCentre+.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
looks like it is actually loving Dominic dummies evopsych horseshit that's pushing this

Johnson posted:

He said the most dangerous period was “some weeks away” and the intention with delay was to increase the ability of the emergency services and society more widely to cope. When enthusiasm for measures started to flag, people were less vigilant, he told reporters.
is there any evidence for this, if people are genuinely scared?

would people getting slightly less vigilant be more of a problem than letting it spread uncontrolled for several weeks extra?

would people be any less likely to lose vigilance if it proves necessary to impose these measures for months anyway when they finally get round to doing it? (e.g. because they let it get even more out of hand before doing anything)

like I can see arguments about disruption, about childcare, about people simply not having the resources to shut themselves away for weeks but "people will get bored of hiding" seems baseless and irrelevant

gently caress it, I've had enough of experts

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/richardhorton1/status/1238145139840778241

quoting the other tweets to save space:

quote:

On COVID-19, I do not wish to be alarmist. But read the Italian experience. There are critical lessons here that the UK government either isn’t aware of or is ignoring. Even the Italian government’s courageous actions are insufficient.

The important fact in Italy, relevant to the UK, is that the capacity of the Italian health system may be insufficient to address the exponentially growing demand for intensive care beds.

Italian intensive care bed capacity will max out by March 14 at current growth rates. Worse, the number of patients needing intensive care will continue to grow after this point. Without urgent action, the situation in Italy will become “unmanageable” and “catastrophic.”

To avoid an unmanageable catastrophe in the UK, we need to be honest about what seems likely to happen in coming weeks. We need urgent surge capacity in intensive care. The NHS is not prepared. I was in one hospital today and they already have COVID-19 patients on their ITU.

Read this sentence in the latest paper from Italy and think hard.”Intensive care specialists are already considering denying life-saving care to the sickest and giving priority to those patients most likely to survive when deciding who to provide ventilation to.”

I repeat again: I am not being alarmist. What is happening in Italy is real and taking place now. Our government is not preparing us for that reality. We need immediate and assertive social distancing and closure policies. We need to prepare the NHS. This is a serious plea.

https://twitter.com/richardhorton1/status/1238157609129181188

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

XMNN posted:

looks like it is actually loving Dominic dummies evopsych horseshit that's pushing this

is there any evidence for this, if people are genuinely scared?

would people getting slightly less vigilant be more of a problem than letting it spread uncontrolled for several weeks extra?

would people be any less likely to lose vigilance if it proves necessary to impose these measures for months anyway when they finally get round to doing it? (e.g. because they let it get even more out of hand before doing anything)

like I can see arguments about disruption, about childcare, about people simply not having the resources to shut themselves away for weeks but "people will get bored of hiding" seems baseless and irrelevant

gently caress it, I've had enough of experts

The actual epidemiolgy expert the Beeb had on after was all "well that's behavioural science, so I'm not gonna comment" which I think is professor speak for "this is clearly nonsense"

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


"it's not the job of the government to keep people from dying" has been a liberal mantra since the empire

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

happyhippy posted:

Had a friend just ask the most stupidly obvious thing.

Are airlines spray people coming on or off planes?

It would be a really cheap way to stop it spreading.

:raise:

If the virus is inside you how are you going to spray it?

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

XMNN posted:

is this a genuine worst case scenario? I thought the mortality rate was pushing 6% in Italy now the health service is hosed?

unless they're assuming there's a large proportion of unconfirmed cases where people who have it aren't getting tested due to lack of resources?

tbh it sounds exactly like the scenario that they're actually aiming for, if they've totally given up on preventing it spreading to the majority of people and that sounds only marginally higher than the best mortality rate so far (0.7% or whatever)

just loving do something you arseholes, we don't have to lie down and accept that this is beyond our power to even attempt to contain

80% is on the high end for people who could be infected but within reason. The mortality rate for the population is not as simple as taking raw numbers, there are a lot of factors but the big one is the demographic pyramid.



CFR is massively dependent upon age and the CFR of people 80+ might be 15-18% like it was in Wuhan during the stages the hospitals were completely overwhelmed. Once you get down to 50 years its about 0.3%.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

TACD posted:

Dunno who posted the UK COVID-19 visualisation earlier but here's a worldwide version that feels like something out of WarGames :stare:

Madagascar and Greenland remain uninfected, I see. If they close their ports it's pretty much game over.

e: also if you want an idea of how seriously this is being taken elsewhere, Berlin has closed die Techno-Clubs. :wth:

big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Mar 12, 2020

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

Saros posted:

We're more like two weeks behind Italy!

We're on what, 450 cases?



We're on February 26th to Italy's 1,000 dead.

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

loving frequentists are going to kill us all. The argument assumes they have a perfect model of how the infection will spread, and therefore can point to an optimum time to deploy countermeasures. It makes no account for the argument that ACTING NOW CHANGES THE MODEL. Aaaaaaaaaah

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
if things do go south here with the warning we've had and the countries that are already taking proactive measures manage to prevent the sort of mass death that we're just tacitly accepting, I think the most galling thing is that there will never be any justice

if we're lucky there might be a toothless inquiry in 30 years that concludes that maybe it could have been avoided but everyone responsible is too old or dead to hold accountable

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I dunno at this rate they might kill each other with infection.

Could definitely be more bloody though, for preference.

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

The people responsible for reducing the impact are telling us with a straight face that the impact cannot be reduced. Im finding it difficult to comprehend how insane this is. Explaining that people tend to spread the disease to those close to them rather than strangers at public events doesn't mean that events are safe, it means that events are rare.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Every time i post new stuff I'm gonna post links to everything else I've already posted too

Here';s the new thing, worth watching:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpALWJBQq2M

And here's all the other poo poo. Feel free to recommend additions!

Cases tracker for the UK
Cases tracker for the world
Comparison of covid-19 symptoms to cold and flu
Chart showing country-to-country transmission
Timeline of events in Hubei
This is fine

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Frightened at how much faith is being placed in the modelling.

Speaking as someone who builds data models for a living, so much of it is a mixture of finger in the air guesswork, and snake oil. It's impossible to build an accurate model of a pandemic like this, the best you can say is shits bad and will get worse.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I am curious how they're gonna try to spin corpses piling up. I'm sure they're going to try, I'm just not sure what excuse they're going to go with.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Probably the same one that they did with the austerity deaths: "no they're not."

Whether they'll get called out this time idk (lol, the press won't).

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm just curious given that it'd be odd if they stopped reporting cases/deaths because people are going to want to know that. Seems harder to hide when it's something they absolutely track. Also when everyone's banging on the hospital doors seeking treatment because everyone got it at once.

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

dead gay comedy forums posted:

tomorrow is a friday the 13th

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't realize HAHAHAHAHA

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

RockyB posted:

We're on what, 450 cases?



We're on February 26th to Italy's 1,000 dead.

590!

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/12/the-guardian-view-on-the-government-and-coronavirus-a-risky-path

guardian is almost on team "Boris is a murderer" although obv decorum prevents them from saying its definitely bad, just maybe its bad

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Regarde Aduck posted:


Literally the worst Country on the entire planet. It's breathtaking.

I mean it’s pretty on-brand for us tbh. Back when we upset the US some time in the 2000s by not going along with one of their smaller terrible foreign policy ideas I remember one of their ghoulish Neocons saying sth like “The UK now isn’t run by gentlemen, it’s going back to its roots as a buccaneering, self-interested island that messes with everyone else.”

Quite prescient, really (apart from the fiction that we were ever really gentlemanly).

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

OwlFancier posted:

I am curious how they're gonna try to spin corpses piling up. I'm sure they're going to try, I'm just not sure what excuse they're going to go with.

They already did it with the press conference
- biggest public health crisis in a generation
- pandemic sweeping other countries and our own
- people are gonna lose loved ones
- we're following the science
- we're doing everything right
- we're going to time everything perfectly for the maximal outcome
- not our fault

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm not sure that's quite equipped to deal with the reality, however. Saying "it won't be our fault" before it happens doesn't quite work so well, I think.

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