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Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

TheKevman posted:

Except it's almost assuredly not going to be like that. I just can't see how this is a v shaped recovery, at all.

Great post, I think you make a lot of sense here.

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1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
There was basically 0 warming to oil war, and its not like financial experts know anything about pandemics.

The market being due for a correction? Some signs, but a quick fall and oil war? What was that sign?

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
This thread is also a good example of r/wsb and the free money mentality. This is the $XIV blow up and the thread slowly realizes that a VIX increase of more than 100% in a day roughly resulted in the underlying value of $XIV going to zero after hours in trading even though it closed at the end of the market day at $70.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tradeXIV/comments/7vi6oa/xiv_after_hours/?sort=old

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
I've been thinking about this, and I don't think we're anywhere close to the bottom. Kind of the way I felt about this is that the stock market and economy could have basically blooped along without an exogenous shock. I don't even pretend to understand anything beyond the basics of ~*complex systems*~ but complexity allows a system to be robust to smaller shocks, a demise which would otherwise be more likely but softer, but when the end finally comes, it is swift and catastrophic in a more complex system. More to the point, I just don't think the inevitable outcome of this debt binge coupled with an insanely fragile labor market and a worldwide supply chain has been priced in. To that end, I think the 2nd order derivative of bad news is positive. The news is getting worse and rate that it is getting worse is growing. The news is only going to get worse from here on out and the behavior is going to cascade. Anyway that was pretty obtuse but I had to type it out. I've really been trying to talk myself out of doom and gloom as far as the markets are concerned, but man it's hard to see anyone looking at the news, valuations and the general S&P 500 trend, and saying 'yeah now I'm ready to buy some stock'. Anyway we'll see how things go tomorrow. I also could be really wrong and in two weeks basically everyone who's not carnival cruises is like 'no yeah we have not had a dip in sales'.

bollig fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Mar 13, 2020

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Wait this guy leveraged himself and someone exercised the options he "sold", and ended up with a negative balance, and then he didn't have to pay it because Robinhood just ate the loss?

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Bored As gently caress posted:

Wait this guy leveraged himself and someone exercised the options he "sold", and ended up with a negative balance, and then he didn't have to pay it because Robinhood just ate the loss?

:lol: Robinhood doesn't eat the loss. They ask you to pay or take you to court where you will lose the lawsuit.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

There was basically 0 warming to oil war, and its not like financial experts know anything about pandemics.

The market being due for a correction? Some signs, but a quick fall and oil war? What was that sign?

It wasn't hard at all to see that Corona was going to cause problems here in the US, and even if it didn't the supply chain disruption was going to impact earnings. (And I'm not just using the benefit of hindsight--you can see guys like greasy and me mentioning it in the thread a month ago.) In the meantime the market was hitting new highs. It was crazy.

Though I don't think anyone here expected THIS decline, THIS fast. Could've made millions if positioned correctly.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Agronox posted:

It wasn't hard at all to see that Corona was going to cause problems here in the US, and even if it didn't the supply chain disruption was going to impact earnings. (And I'm not just using the benefit of hindsight--you can see guys like greasy and me mentioning it in the thread a month ago.) In the meantime the market was hitting new highs. It was crazy.

Though I don't think anyone here expected THIS decline, THIS fast. Could've made millions if positioned correctly.

Same. I could've easily made $500k if I took all my savings and checking money and put them in Robinhood puts.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


If you pay attention to politics you know Trump doesn't back down and has been down playing it. The market was going up still with people dying. It was fair to say even if people ignored this the big things to short like airlines would have low profits.

now earnings aren't until April so you'd need a weekly or a May put to play that universe. That was going to pay because of course sales would be down for international at the very least.

With the sudden alarm and panic on the market on top a sure 20% gain turned into a 500%

I don't think most people were expecting this much when they bought puts on airlines in February.

pixaal fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Mar 13, 2020

Dwight Eisenhower
Jan 24, 2006

Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.

Agronox posted:

It wasn't hard at all to see that Corona was going to cause problems here in the US, and even if it didn't the supply chain disruption was going to impact earnings. (And I'm not just using the benefit of hindsight--you can see guys like greasy and me mentioning it in the thread a month ago.) In the meantime the market was hitting new highs. It was crazy.

Though I don't think anyone here expected THIS decline, THIS fast. Could've made millions if positioned correctly.

This. I think this thread was broadly bearish in February; we all could see that number go up, but there was lots of reason for it to hurry up and go down.

I like to run the exercise of "If I could have a time machine I'd <X>" because I've barely managed to be able to develop the skill of crafting it into an abstract statement and turn it into action in the present.

If I could have a time machine I'd have liquidated more of my equities at P/E 25, buy a loving ton of -.25 delta SPY puts, and then hedge that to get delta neutral with synthetic longs & SPY shares.

Jack Daniels
Nov 14, 2002

this is just too juicy, long some $DIA, $USO and $X (lol, sketchy) :rms:

nasty close, prolly in too early :negative:

fougera
Apr 5, 2009
It wasn’t hard to see the economy slowing before all of this. And liquidity tightening because of the strong dollar and government borrowing.

I think a lot of us here were in cash and a few of us caught a piece of that initial drawdown. I just didn’t think I’d regret the allocation in my 401k/IRA.

Jack Daniels
Nov 14, 2002

also anyone see $JNUG today including AH :stare: haha reminds me of the XIV poo poo that happened. not touching the poop!!!!

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
I have 150 dollars and a TFSA, is there anything I can do to profit off of this crash? lmao

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Jack Daniels posted:

also anyone see $JNUG today including AH :stare: haha reminds me of the XIV poo poo that happened. not touching the poop!!!!

Jnug is usually ok. It turns out people would rather hold cash than gold lol

Toalpaz posted:

I have 150 dollars and a TFSA, is there anything I can do to profit off of this crash? lmao

Get a loan from your bank and use that to buy Disney puts, 80 4/17

Megasabin
Sep 9, 2003

I get half!!
If I've never traded before and want to get in on this action is there anyway to get my money available? It looks like Robinhood limits you to 1000 instantly and then you have to wait 2-3 days before any further funds clear? I see something about Robinhood Gold but I don't see an option on my account to use it.

I also have a Schwab account, but you need to fill out a paper application and submit in person to be allowed to trade options lol.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Megasabin posted:

If I've never traded before and want to get in on this action is there anyway to get my money available? It looks like Robinhood limits you to 1000 instantly and then you have to wait 2-3 days before any further funds clear? I see something about Robinhood Gold but I don't see an option on my account to use it.

I also have a Schwab account, but you need to fill out a paper application and submit in person to be allowed to trade options lol.

You don't need to apply for it in paper for Schwab and also don't worry about the 2 days, there will be Crazy poo poo happening in 2 days.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Megasabin posted:

If I've never traded before and want to get in on this action is there anyway to get my money available? It looks like Robinhood limits you to 1000 instantly and then you have to wait 2-3 days before any further funds clear? I see something about Robinhood Gold but I don't see an option on my account to use it.

I also have a Schwab account, but you need to fill out a paper application and submit in person to be allowed to trade options lol.

Oscar Wild posted:

Lol at all the people piling into he thread right now. No one in here knows where the bottom is.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Megasabin posted:

If I've never traded before and want to get in on this action is there anyway to get my money available? It looks like Robinhood limits you to 1000 instantly and then you have to wait 2-3 days before any further funds clear? I see something about Robinhood Gold but I don't see an option on my account to use it.

I also have a Schwab account, but you need to fill out a paper application and submit in person to be allowed to trade options lol.

Toalpaz posted:

I have 150 dollars and a TFSA, is there anything I can do to profit off of this crash? lmao

Heres your buy signal folks lol

I mean this in the best possible way: please dont get into investing hoping to win big

Buy ETFs or spy. Do not trade options. In fact, you cant unless you lie to robinhood which is what most people do.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

Heres your buy signal folks lol

I mean this in the best possible way: please dont get into investing hoping to win big

Buy ETFs or spy. Do not trade options. In fact, you cant unless you lie to robinhood which is what most people do.

This is the gambling thread, proper advice in this situation would be to buy severely OTM options with extremely far expiries and sell when it's up or down 1%, and see if you can reliably make money with whatever strategy you can come up with. Then, with the $30 you make or the last $30 you still have, go and buy a book on options!

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Megasabin posted:

If I've never traded before and want to get in on this action is there anyway to get my money available? It looks like Robinhood limits you to 1000 instantly and then you have to wait 2-3 days before any further funds clear? I see something about Robinhood Gold but I don't see an option on my account to use it.

I also have a Schwab account, but you need to fill out a paper application and submit in person to be allowed to trade options lol.

I know of ways that you can get in on the action without options, but you will lose money. Have you ever heard of a leveraged ETF and an inverse leveraged ETF? You can get leveraged volatility ETFs too.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Megasabin posted:

I also have a Schwab account, but you need to fill out a paper application and submit in person to be allowed to trade options lol.

That's because they want to talk to you and make sure you read that book. You really want to understand what options are before actually buying them and you drat well better before writing them. Many people have gone broke with options. You need to understand your risks.

Cheesemaster200
Feb 11, 2004

Guard of the Citadel
TSLA is still at $560.

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

Toalpaz posted:

I have 150 dollars and a TFSA, is there anything I can do to profit off of this crash? lmao

Check this poo poo out. It’s like hitting the lotto or a slot machine

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreet...utm_name=iossmf

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Lote posted:

I know of ways that you can get in on the action without options, but you will lose money. Have you ever heard of a leveraged ETF and an inverse leveraged ETF? You can get leveraged volatility ETFs too.

No one asking understand how leveraged ETF balancing works.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Cheesemaster200 posted:

TSLA is still at $560.

that's the real miracle here imo

Jack Daniels
Nov 14, 2002

jokes posted:

and also don't worry about the 2 days, there will be Crazy poo poo happening in 2 days.

lol totally this

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

skipdogg posted:

Check this poo poo out. It’s like hitting the lotto or a slot machine

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreet...utm_name=iossmf

I loved 1R0NYMAN's plan of box spreads. Seemingly free money, until one person asks, "What if they execute the options before the expiration date?"

Megasabin
Sep 9, 2003

I get half!!
I'm not going all in on my net worth. I've been following this thread and wall street bets for a bit and it seems fun. I've set aside some money that I'm 100% comfortable just losing so I'd like to join in on the fun. I 100% know I'm just gambling.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


UnfurledSails posted:

that's the real miracle here imo

I swear it will be one thousand again by end of year, for no reason other than number go up! Maybe the hype really is dead.

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination

Meyers-Briggs Testicle posted:

Get a loan from your bank and use that to buy Disney puts, 80 4/17

Okie Dokie

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Oscar Wild posted:

No one asking understand how leveraged ETF balancing works.

I own a leveraged 2x short ETF. The DJIA goes down 5% one day and then up 5% the other. The 1x short ETF has a value of 1. The levered ETF has a value of 0.99 its original value.

greasyhands
Oct 28, 2006

Best quality posts,
freshly delivered
Jacks back, baybee (sorry your forum got closed for being a cesspool of toxic humanity btw)

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Can you please take a break from crashing, markets? I think you've made your point already.

Hit Man
Mar 6, 2008

I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Asia looks p bad

greasyhands
Oct 28, 2006

Best quality posts,
freshly delivered
Trudeau’s wife is now another positive, expect Trudeau himself to get it as well

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
If COVID-19 takes out Bitcoin it will all have been worth it

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


If symbols like UVXY and VIXY are already up 250% compared to a month ago, it's far too late to try and make money off of them. The time to invest in them was February 20th. It is highly unlikely that investing in them now would net you any good returns, even if you did manage to time it correctly.

This is why you don't time the market.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Wallstreetbets is amazing right now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fhgdra/i_just_woke_up_literally_to_a_margin_call_from/

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Jack Daniels
Nov 14, 2002

greasyhands posted:

Jacks back, baybee (sorry your forum got closed for being a cesspool of toxic humanity btw)

:tipshat:

gambling account re-opened cause this looks too good to not take a decent dip in here

DIA, USO, X... I would say I'm avoiding the pure garbage/coin-toss trash this round, but X feels dangerous *stretches collar*

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