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Google Butt posted:Is anything that we're learning from Italy be applied here without Federal action? Yeah we can die on our own.
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Funny how the issue would never have started if people just like, didn't hoard.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:48
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All the people coming into the liquor store hands raw from washing compulsively all lining up to purchase a substance that trashes your immune system. Do not drink or smoke during this morons.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:49
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sweet thursday posted:I just got baked outside my hotel, then I'm taking a shower n taking the wrapped cup out of its wrapper, pour some beer into it, get drunk and watch Contagion for the first time It's an excellent movie, enjoy. Apparently pretty well researched and accurate (although the virus has a crazy high kill rate in the movie, I think 20%), other than that there are spooky parallels to what's happening now.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:50
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Me and a guy at work have been talking within earshot of TP hoarders about how we heard people are mixing the TP with water and using the pulp to form their own makeshift masks. Be the change you want to see in the world.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:52
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owlhawk911 posted:so are old dried out disinfectant wipes still good if you get em wet again? if you wet them with alcohol, 70% or higher concentration. most disinfectant wipes use plain old rubbing alcohol with some mild detergent and scent. (do not mix up your disinfectant wipes and your dude wipes. concentrated alcohol on your areas will sting like the dickens!)
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Mar 13, 2020 01:53
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smoobles posted:It's an excellent movie, enjoy. Apparently pretty well researched and accurate (although the virus has a crazy high kill rate in the movie, I think 20%), other than that there are spooky parallels to what's happening now. And it's Gwyneth Paltrow's fault that it hits the US which is just *chef's kiss*
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Mar 13, 2020 01:53
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Just dip your hands in Everclear for thirty minutes.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:54
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smoobles posted:I made the mistake of going to Target an hour ago I'll need them and I don't particularly want to go out for them
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Mar 13, 2020 01:54
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Niwrad posted:If you own a house and have to worry about your sewer line, I highly recommend you not use napkins or paper towels. Just buy one of those attachable bidets for $50 on Amazon and use that if it comes to it. You can use whatever, newspaper, old sears catalog, pinecones. Just don't try to flush it. Put it in the trash can like they do in lots of places with fragile plumbing.
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Mar 13, 2020 01:55
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Do not drink or smoke get a load of this guy
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Mar 13, 2020 01:55
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Just poo poo in the tub now and start working on that fecal lasagna
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Mar 13, 2020 01:58
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smoobles posted:I made the mistake of going to Target an hour ago Having suffered an American diet for two months I am surprised TP isn't PT down here by default, honestly. Your "food" is garbage and my digestion may never recover.
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Mar 13, 2020 02:05
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I'm like Freaking out man!
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Mar 13, 2020 02:10
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:All the people coming into the liquor store hands raw from washing compulsively all lining up to purchase a substance that trashes your immune system. Alcohol kills germs, moron. I'm knocking back a bottle of wine every evening, same as usual and I'm completely healthy!
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Mar 13, 2020 02:13
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What if... mother nature is making a movie... and the hero is covid-19...
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Mar 13, 2020 02:13
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No we can't touch our faces No we can't meet at all Hey, 19
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Mar 13, 2020 02:16
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anyone know if the virus effects balls? i dont want to lose any beefiness.
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Mar 13, 2020 02:26
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I'm pretty sure I legit gave myself a sore throat and sinus congestion from anxiety. That's what I'm telling myself and that I won't wake up needing a tube in my gullet
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McSpanky posted:Just poo poo in the tub now and start working on that fecal lasagna nice
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Mar 13, 2020 02:27
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You uh don't wanna provoke the monkey sayin poo poo like that.
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Chinatown posted:anyone know if the virus effects balls? i dont want to lose any beefiness. It swells them to twice their size
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Mar 13, 2020 02:27
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Imma wipe my rear end with a cat
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Mar 13, 2020 02:28
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bird with big dick posted:Imma wipe my rear end with a cat I'm gonna wipe a cat with my rear end
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Mar 13, 2020 02:28
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My wife's spin class is no longer high fiving. We were loving doomed from the start! "We've loved having the high-five as a sacred part of the experience since we started doing underground rides over six years ago. However, our love for you is even stronger. For the next little while, we'll be tossing out big greetings, shout-outs, elbow taps, and towel-waves mid-ride to express our joy in lieu of the legendary high-five. (but be ready for the high-five to come back in a big way when this blows over  )"
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Mar 13, 2020 02:30
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https://twitter.com/Wienermobile/status/1238232995624030215 NOW we’re hosed
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sweet thursday posted:I just got baked outside my hotel, then I'm taking a shower n taking the wrapped cup out of its wrapper, pour some beer into it, get drunk and watch Contagion for the first time just did this and boy is it cool actually living in minnesota lol they did not film in minnesota though. but they did get the area codes right so im very impressed
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Mar 13, 2020 02:31
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sweet thursday posted:What if... mother nature is making a movie... and the hero is covid-19... Retribution for climate change. That's why it's targeting Boomers.
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Mar 13, 2020 02:31
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bird with big dick posted:Imma wipe my rear end with a cat How pedestrian. It's owls or nothing for me.
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Mar 13, 2020 02:38
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klapman posted:just did this and boy is it cool actually living in minnesota lol I'm still mad about Kate Winslet dying because the evacuation pod went to a congressman. The Minnesota public health guy throwing flowers in with her in the mass grave 
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Mar 13, 2020 02:38
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I was starting to feel ill, dizzy, and "out of it" last night and thought I might be starting to get sick. Turns out I was honest to god having a dissociative issue after listening to the president speak.
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Mar 13, 2020 02:43
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It's like people don't have washcloths and a sink.
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Mar 13, 2020 02:45
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We are living during pandemic times. We are going to be in history books. Hello, history! What is it like living during historical times? Kind of feels the same as normal life only things keep getting worse every time you reload your news app. News app? It was on phones. Phones? Oh never mind
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Mar 13, 2020 02:45
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Or garden hoses!
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Mar 13, 2020 02:46
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one of the students im in rad tech school with is apparently under 2 week quarantine, and they still want us to go to our clinical sites tomorrow morning. what the gently caress is that bullshit? i told a classmate i wouldnt be there and they were just like “ok see you there next week!”. are people just so locked into their routine they cant even imagine something happening to change it? the collective response from everyone around me is just like not to look at it or something. i should have bought one million beers!!!
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Mar 13, 2020 02:49
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Me, I'm just trying to figure out what's something I can do with my time that is productive and doesn't involve drugs or drink, of which I don't partake. Maybe I'll research a cure for cancer, but I'm open to other suggestions.
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Mar 13, 2020 02:53
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https://twitter.com/mariekewalsh/status/1238280727633985536?s=21 RIP Canucks
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Mar 13, 2020 02:55
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My work is still going and I'm starting to lose morale and I'm really scared to go in. Nobody is diagnosed so no confirmed cases but I just talked to a co-worker who felt "tired, exhausted, achey all over and a low grade fever for the last three weeks." What the gently caress.
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sweet thursday posted:We are living during pandemic times. We are going to be in history books. Hello, history! What is it like living during historical times? Kind of feels the same as normal life only things keep getting worse every time you reload your news app. News app? It was on phones. Phones? Oh never mind I'm going to die flipping the bird for when future archaeologists dig up my mass grave
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God, coronavirus is all anyone talks about now. Major events are getting cancelled left and right, schools stopping classes, entire sports leagues are cancelling their whole seasons, and now my inbox is filling up with emails from various companies telling me what they’re doing about it. Just how bad is this poo poo?
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