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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Fellatio del Toro posted:

potatoes are just bigger, better beans

:chloe:

eat potatos with beans not instead of beans

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Sharks Eat Bear posted:

I’ve earned so much cred in my friend groups for freaking out and buying a shitload of beans and TP a month ago. perhaps the most satisfying part of the pandemic, up there with watch trump hold in coughs

just ordered a bidet and a Pulse oximeter today, ahead of the normie curve baby

the normie curve is swelling atm and will probably crash this weekend

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Kibbles n Shits posted:

Garbanzos are amazing. I'll eat them with a bit of sea salt and olive oil when I'm feeling too lazy to actually cook. I have yet to try Navy or Great Northern beans, any good ways to prepare them?

greek salad, but swap out the feta for bocconcini, then add in the garbanzos and lotsa fresh basil.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Laterite posted:

ligma beans

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



upgunned shitpost posted:

an attack on one bean is an attack on all beans and I will not suffer such cowardice in these end times.

unity or death.

i'm surprised there's no bean gangtag after all these years or smilie

or is there? :beans: :bean:

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Fellatio del Toro posted:

potatoes are just bigger, better beans

yeah i got me about 15 lbs of sweet potato, ready to rumble. the apartment shall heave with nutrition.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


beans

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Norton the First
Dec 4, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
This thread was better when it was all about our impending deaths.

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

BEES??

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

upgunned shitpost posted:

greek salad, but swap out the feta for bocconcini, then add in the garbanzos and lotsa fresh basil.

isn’t that just caprese?

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

covid nineteen
i will buy all the beans
while the idiots
only buy tee-peeeeee

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

galenanorth posted:

Hotels being commandeered will affect people who live in hotels for years because they are on the periphery of homelessness, and they don't have credit for a whole year's apartment lease, so they have to pay in smaller installments at a higher rate. Most of those hotels will be going underwater soon anyway, and I'm not against the idea, but I wanted to point it out anyway

ok, commandeer the AirBnBs, let those people live in the AirBnBs for free during the remainder of the epidemic to free up the space in the hotels.

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Norton the First posted:

This thread was better when it was all about our impending deaths.

u clearly do not understand night bean crew

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



are dow futures just buying into a predictit on a casino roulette spin

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Norton the First posted:

This thread was better when it was all about our impending deaths.

It will return, Corona-chan is bipolar

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

did anyone buy like shortening and powdered milk? old school type stuff

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

galenanorth posted:

Hotels being commandeered will affect people who live in hotels for years because they are on the periphery of homelessness, and they don't have credit for a whole year's apartment lease, so they have to pay in smaller installments at a higher rate. Most of those hotels will be going underwater soon anyway, and I'm not against the idea, but I wanted to point it out anyway

True, but I suspect it's not going to be the econolodge out in the industrial district that will be commandeered, but rather the six hotels by the conference center siting at 5% occupancy because randomcon20 was cancelled.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Norton the First posted:

This thread was better when it was all about our impending deaths.

Wait a week.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




went to the old food universe today. long lines but plenty of everything. i think theres gonna be plenty of fresh food through the duration at these sorts of stores where rich people dare not go and the aisles are too small for hoarder carts.
non perishables may get bought up but nobody in america eats a vegetable.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



with enough beans, toilet paper is unnecessary

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

For dinner tonight I am likely to have an extremely high ABV beer + ramen then pass out I hope that is acceptable to our more sensitive goons here.

Studio
Jan 15, 2008



I bought beans today

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

hifi posted:

did anyone buy like shortening and powdered milk? old school type stuff

I bought shelf stable milk in little packs meant for kids to drink, lasts like 6 months

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

Wait a week.

IMPENDING

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




twoday posted:

I bought shelf stable milk in little packs meant for kids to drink, lasts like 6 months

yeah i need to get some of these, my two year old gonna be real pissed if he doesn't get his milk at bedtime

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Laterite posted:

ligma beans

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Tomorrow will be day 10 of "am i just hung over, or is this coronavirus?"

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


pancake rabbit posted:

today nate bronze discovered the dunning kruger effect

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1238317745080619009

congrats nate on reformulating a 100 year old bertran russell quote, which itself is probably an adaptation of a quote hundreds of years older

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

you were! CSPAM is easily 6 weeks ahead of the rest of the world, everybody would do well to realize this and plan accordingly, it's why we're so insane and drunk all the time
now as you recall i am now predicting military coup, to occur sometime in the near future. you heard it here first.

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

lancemantis posted:

isn’t that just caprese?

peppers and lotsa lemon make it closer to greek salad, I think(?)

I dunno, it's awesome regardless.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

I’ve earned so much cred in my friend groups for freaking out and buying a shitload of beans and TP a month ago. perhaps the most satisfying part of the pandemic, up there with watch trump hold in coughs

just ordered a bidet and a Pulse oximeter today, ahead of the normie curve baby

After a month of making fun of me for being alarmist, my friends are slowly all begrudgingly stocking their cupboards but still make fun of me out of habit and are annoyed with me because they don’t want to admit I was right :(

bomb
Nov 3, 2005


why y’all eatin your beans at this point there is still fresh produce and meat

don’t blow your beans early

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

hifi posted:

did anyone buy like shortening and powdered milk? old school type stuff

I did. Dehydrated veggies, dehydrated meats, dehydrated milk, dehydrated butter, flour, dehydrated sour cream, dehydrated cheese, lard, dehydrated fruits, bulgar wheat, and tons of spices

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

bomb posted:

if this gets enough boomers both parties will be fighting to take credit for medicare for all

most of the politician class and a huge number of bureaucrats in general are squarely in the "ur gonna die lol" age bracket

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


hifi posted:

did anyone buy like shortening and powdered milk? old school type stuff

yeah I bought both of those and I got me some dry mashed PO-TA-TOES as well

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




oh no, my uncle works at nintendo

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Real hurthling! posted:

went to the old food universe today. long lines but plenty of everything. i think theres gonna be plenty of fresh food through the duration at these sorts of stores where rich people dare not go and the aisles are too small for hoarder carts.
non perishables may get bought up but nobody in america eats a vegetable.

I shop at a really low rent discount grocery store and was able to stock up on toilet paper today no problem while the bigger stores completely ran out. Being a cheap poor finally paid off for once.

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

pancake rabbit posted:

yeah i need to get some of these, my two year old gonna be real pissed if he doesn't get his milk at bedtime

I really want to be able to make pancakes post apocalypse

Does anyone have any ideas for how to have eggs, besides getting a chicken that my cats will immediately slaughter

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