Coronavirus 2020 - START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!!

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snoo: Jul 5, 2007

twoday posted:

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snoo: Jul 5, 2007

twoday posted:

I really want to be able to make pancakes post apocalypse

Does anyone have any ideas for how to have eggs, besides getting a chicken that my cats will immediately slaughter

ostrich

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:35

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

hifi posted:

did anyone buy like shortening and powdered milk? old school type stuff

i have powdered milk since i take it backpacking. a big box of it lasts forever.

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

tangy yet delightful posted:

oh no, my uncle works at nintendo

not anymore :rip:

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Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

SKULL.GIF posted:

Wait a week.

WE'LL ALL BE DEAD THEN

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:35

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

twoday posted:

I really want to be able to make pancakes post apocalypse

Does anyone have any ideas for how to have eggs, besides getting a chicken that my cats will immediately slaughter

iirc you can substitute human blood for eggs

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:35

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

snoo posted:

ostrich

woah

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:35

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

twoday posted:

I really want to be able to make pancakes post apocalypse

Does anyone have any ideas for how to have eggs, besides getting a chicken that my cats will immediately slaughter

You could get an Ostrich but it might immediately slaughter your cats.

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:35

Norton the First: Dec 4, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

Wait a week.

I demand an end to beanposting and a return to nihilism now, goddamnit!

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:35

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

i already bought my TP and i actually have an uninstalled bidet, but if you're running low on TP for your bunghole you can always use a squirty water bottle and wash your rear end with it

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:36

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i already bought my TP and i actually have an uninstalled bidet, but if you're running low on TP for your bunghole you can always use a squirty water bottle and wash your rear end with it

use a cat

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Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

A Russian troll farm posted:

Tomorrow will be day 10 of "am i just hung over, or is this coronavirus?"

lol too true, brother!

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:36

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i already bought my TP and i actually have an uninstalled bidet, but if you're running low on TP for your bunghole you can always use a squirty water bottle and wash your rear end with it

I like to simulate an automatic experience by filling it with vinegar and baking powder

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:36

Doorknob Slobber: Sep 10, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

email just went out to our school district someone at an elementary school tested positive

(schools still aren't closed)

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Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

It's alright you all, UC Berkeley scheduled that in-person hackathon to solve coronavirus, solution any minute now

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Delthalaz: Mar 5, 2003; Slippery Tilde

twoday posted:

I really want to be able to make pancakes post apocalypse

Does anyone have any ideas for how to have eggs, besides getting a chicken that my cats will immediately slaughter

with great difficulty

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:36

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

My food plan is rice and beans plus tomatoes, greens, and sausage. Think I didn't get enough rice though

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:37

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

every night i go to sleep i imagine the majora's mask black screen popping up going "48 hours remaining" but i don't know how much time is left and i don't know what's coming

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Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

bomb posted:

why y�all eatin your beans at this point there is still fresh produce and meat

don�t blow your beans early

beans and lentils have been teh staple of my diet for the past 6 years

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:37

Doc Walrus: Jan 2, 2014; Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.; Nap Ghost

SKULL.GIF posted:

it's really loving weird to eat chili without beans

basically consuming semiliquid meat sauce

if you're not topping a hot dog with it then put beans in your god drat chili

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

twoday posted:

I really want to be able to make pancakes post apocalypse

Does anyone have any ideas for how to have eggs, besides getting a chicken that my cats will immediately slaughter

Chickens are mean as poo poo, dude. When my mom had chickens, her mouser/barn cats were terrified of them.

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Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

cockroach eggs can sub in for chicken ones in a pinch, twoday

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tompepper: Feb 14, 2005

bought 12 lbs of rice, bunch of frozen veggies, coffee, 2 bottles of whiskey. going to keep building my supply cache

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cheese eats mouse: Jul 6, 2007; A real Portlander now

twoday posted:

I really want to be able to make pancakes post apocalypse

Does anyone have any ideas for how to have eggs, besides getting a chicken that my cats will immediately slaughter

you can make pancakes with bananas look up vegan pancake recipes they're also way better

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TeenageArchipelago: Jul 23, 2013

ran in to a coworker at the store after work tonight and he seemed really embarrassed to be buying all the soup he was

lol I bought my beans and rice a month ago

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Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

just poo poo in the shower

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Taco Duck: Feb 18, 2011

I am lying around my house like Smaug except its buckwheat instead of treasure and poo poo

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twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

You could get an Ostrich but it might immediately slaughter your cats.

Yeah but I can also ride it like a horse sooo

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BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/Garou_Hidalgo/status/1238251668229283845

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hifi: Jul 25, 2012

twoday posted:

I really want to be able to make pancakes post apocalypse

Does anyone have any ideas for how to have eggs, besides getting a chicken that my cats will immediately slaughter

buy those quarts of eggs and freeze em

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tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Unsinkabear posted:

Amazon has about eight million different oximeters. Does anyone know which ones can I actually trust?

I don't really know BUT I quickly cross-referenced what brands are carried on an EMS supply website and compared that to the brands Amazon lists = Nonin, ADC

Beyond that I guess just look at amazon reviews?

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:38

Doc Walrus: Jan 2, 2014; Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.; Nap Ghost

also the point of stockpiling food is not that food is going to vanish from store shelves for a month straight, it's that you need to stay inside and not order food from possibly infected people until this poo poo dies down. There's gonna be avocados and spinach at the grocery store every day. There will also be coronavirus carriers outside, so stay inside and eat your beans

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:38

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

cheese eats mouse posted:

you can make pancakes with bananas look up vegan pancake recipes they're also way better

This reminds me of the opening chapter of Gravity's Rainbow, which is about someone managing to grow the only banana in London in a greenhouse during the Blitz and selling it for like 200 days worth of food

# ? Mar 13, 2020 05:39

facetoucher cat: Dec 20, 2013; by sebmojo

twoday posted:

I really want to be able to make pancakes post apocalypse

Does anyone have any ideas for how to have eggs, besides getting a chicken that my cats will immediately slaughter

You can freeze them

https://www.theprairiehomestead.com/2011/10/how-to-freeze-eggs.html

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