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Doc Walrus posted:I'm gonna try some of this fancy maple syrup I have (in a maple leaf glass bottle) mixed into some cornbread What sort of weirdos are you people that you don't just poor maple syrup/honey straight into your mouths, like the filthy animals you are?
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twoday posted:When I'm hoarding beans banaanguy semper fi
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:i think we got enough food for at least 3 weeks. i doubt more than that will be necessary. I've got food for 3 weeks and guns for the rest
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The phrase "x is not worth a hill of beans" is gonna take on an opposite meaning in the brave new world.
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gonna fill my water pipes with maple syrup and eat beans on the toilet with my bidet a-blast
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcxrI3BF8l4&hd=1 FOOD BUCKETS
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Epic High Five posted:I've got food for 3 weeks and guns for the rest no, no its other people who are supposed to eat the lead youve misunderstood
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Lokar posted:I wonder how Florida is preparing... cruises still happening? well that's good.
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fuckin surreal seeing dried beans sold out
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Lokar posted:I wonder how Florida is preparing... Wtf is up with all these people and cruises
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lancemantis posted:Wtf is up with all these people and cruises
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Schnorkles posted:just want to note that while Idaho has no confirmed cases, there are several people in Boise with symptom profiles that strongly match the disease. that’s where my ex lives! (I wish her the best). but she works as a restaurant manager so poo poo will now get much worse for her 😢. at least my current partner lives only 10 mins. from my house.
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lancemantis posted:Wtf is up with all these people and cruises probably just a way to escape all possible contact with your loved ones
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I dont think Number likes cruises
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Norton the First posted:What sort of weirdos are you people that you don't just poor maple syrup/honey straight into your mouths, like the filthy animals you are? No, you put the maple syrup in cornbread or something then you have peggy hill stomp on it barefoot
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what if instead of a bidet, you just lubed up your butt so the poop slides right out? You could cut down your toilet paper use by an order of magnitude...
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this thread is growing faster than the corona
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Welp, everybody here already knew it, but the US is hosed. https://www.linkedin.com/content-guest/article/notes-from-ucsf-expert-panel-march-10-dr-jordan-shlain-m-d-/quote:40-70% of the US population will be infected over the next 12-18 months. After that level you can start to get herd immunity. Unlike flu this is entirely novel to humans, so there is no latent immunity in the global population.
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I love that they did the whole "show you a clip at the beginning from sometime near the end of the show to build interest" but then the video ended up only being 2 minutes long anyway, so like 5% of it was probably that clip
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I can't tell if anyone posted this before because I officially can't follow this thread anymore but...libraries in St. Louis are now on semi-lockdown. All activities cancelled, meeting rooms shut, etc. We've had some pushback from community groups who rented out rooms (I fully expect HQ to refund their fees). Other than that, today was practically a ghost day. Kind of curious about how long we stay open to the public. Anecdotally, a bunch of patrons told me today that the panic buying was in full swing and shortages are hitting us hard.
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Complete hominid death to the funky funky beats of Ronald Jenkees is actually not that bad.
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A Russian troll farm posted:what if instead of a bidet, you just lubed up your butt so the poop slides right out? You could cut down your toilet paper use by an order of magnitude... this is what i did, surgically. chromed frictionless rear end in a top hat developed by DARPA, actuated by advanced polymer turbines that control internal/external pressure differentials. i haven't had to use toilet paper or a bidet for years. all other assholes are primitive in comparison.
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Radirot posted:cruises still happening? well that's good. My coworker is going on vacation and he talked to his boss who said that while he won't get fired if he gets stuck in quarantine HR isn't going to be happy with him because he should have seen it coming I'm gonna get it a week after he comes back lol
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atomicgeek posted:I can't tell if anyone posted this before because I officially can't follow this thread anymore but...libraries in St. Louis are now on semi-lockdown. All activities cancelled, meeting rooms shut, etc. We've had some pushback from community groups who rented out rooms (I fully expect HQ to refund their fees). Other than that, today was practically a ghost day. what library charges fees for room reservations?
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I hosed up and thought that wednesday night "plenty of poo poo on the shelves" was going to be the same thursday night. So far only thing really devastated is TP, still plenty of rice n beanz. I'm gonna head out tomorrow morning and take advantage of the fact that not a lot of people around here are familiar with struggle cooking.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/FcFrontier/status/1238253668794871808 what exactly is being left on the shelves?
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Epic High Five posted:what library charges fees for room reservations? We do! We have small rooms you can just book into for w/e but if you need a big room for an organization there is a very small charge.
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TeenageArchipelago posted:My coworker is going on vacation and he talked to his boss who said that while he won't get fired if he gets stuck in quarantine HR isn't going to be happy with him because he should have seen it coming what if he's lucky and it turns out to be the next Noahs ark as we all are doomed? lol
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https://twitter.com/RichardMadan/status/1238287027281580033?s=19 Neat?
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atomicgeek posted:We do! lol ours has a big auditorium you can reserve and they do audio/video stuff and it's all free just got rid of late fees too, of course ours is funded by a flat tax on everybody in the county and it's so popular that to get rid of that would be suicide
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Admiral Ray posted:this is what i did, surgically. chromed frictionless rear end in a top hat developed by DARPA, actuated by advanced polymer turbines that control internal/external pressure differentials. i haven't had to use toilet paper or a bidet for years. all other assholes are primitive in comparison. woah
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Bilirubin posted:what exactly is being left on the shelves? My trip to Walmart tonight says: Gallon containers of mayonnaise.
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Bilirubin posted:what exactly is being left on the shelves? https://twitter.com/mamaelle_/status/1238088618746527745?s=21
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people here in nz are still talking about their upcoming holiday overseas lol
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lancemantis posted:Wtf is up with all these people and cruises Haven't you ever been to the beach and stared out at the horizon and wished you could get as far away from land as possible And all the Jim-Jims in this town And all the politicians making crazy sounds And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds
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Epic High Five posted:what library charges fees for room reservations? My town's central library has a very nice meeting hall attached where my high school held its prom.
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lol this is Des Moines without a single "confirmed" case (but schools closed until April) 
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https://twitter.com/DeboraKTVU/status/1238329953776631808?s=20 wonder what the buying is like in other states
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Epic High Five posted:lol ours has a big auditorium you can reserve and they do audio/video stuff and it's all free We're working that way. Just got rid of fines. I think the only reason meeting rooms have charges at this point is to I am but a tiny desk peon, with a master's
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