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THE MOST WELL HANDLED PANDEMIC OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!!! VERY SUCCESSFUL! 
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What are the odds he collapses or otherwise exhibits symptoms during this?
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takes as fresh as curdled milk — the next few weeks are gonna be off the hook
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we're all actually dead and this is hell
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Thank You President Trump!
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LOL the number is going down just from Trump announcing he will have a press conference.
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The only reason it’s at 40 is because we haven’t gotten enough tests and anything that’s not confirmed is being classified as pneumonia or respiratory failure.
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goth smoking cloves posted:What are the odds he collapses or otherwise exhibits symptoms during this? Unclear. But if he collapses, number go up.
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Salt Fish posted:lol that israel was already working on a vaccine. This is 100% an escaped bioweapon. The classified briefings, the week of asymptomatic spreading, the modified SARS article in Nature, it's a bioweapon for sure. Not in a conspiracy way, but in a "we're the dumbest motherfuckers alive" way. Settle down, Beavis
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blessid
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Topic: CoronaVirus!
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Jeb!
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Notice how paid downplayer Spider-Man is downplaying the convincing evidence that this is a US bio weapon
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penciling in “number go down” for 3 pm
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it's kinda neat, about fascism, that it inherently can't respond to a pandemic institutionally *scribbles notes for vidgame logic*
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aware of dog posted:penciling in “number go down” for 3 pm I'm surprised we're not seeing a drop from this tweet alone
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hello, Wet Jeff
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UFOTacoMan posted:THE MOST WELL HANDLED PANDEMIC OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME!!!
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lol @ this from the twitter replies 
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Notice how paid downplayer Spider-Man is downplaying the convincing evidence that this is a US bio weapon I mean, yeah, I guess you could say I'm a government employee paid to post, and that would be accurate, in a sense
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http://lasers.ytmnd.com/
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I mean, yeah, I guess you could say I'm a government employee paid to post, and that would be accurate, in a sense That’s actually cool can you get me a job my new one doesn’t start till April and I’m worried they’re just gonna cancel it now
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https://mobile.twitter.com/kenvogel/status/1238480303443886083
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I mean, yeah, I guess you could say I'm a government employee paid to post, and that would be accurate, in a sense spider hyphen man got nikitaed and has to post here to avoid going back to jail
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I mean, yeah, I guess you could say I'm a government employee paid to post, and that would be accurate, in a sense are you elizabeth warren
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wow they played mtg?
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Nodelphi posted:The only reason it’s at 40 is because we haven’t gotten enough tests and anything that’s not confirmed is being classified as pneumonia or respiratory failure. The CDC tracks flu-like pneumonia cases per week and the average hasen't gone haywire yet This is according to that dude on Twitter mapping the Washington outbreak genome. He also pointed out Ohio's claim of 100,000 (the 1% already thing) cases makes no sense since thered be 25,000 cases 2 weeks ago w 200 deaths and something like 600 hospitalizations That said it could be possible the Boomer flu coming in at the end of the flu season could mask it and not look like an anomaly just yet.
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Why does he keep capitalizing the V? it’s not like that anywhere aside from the presidents tweets and maybe some others nut job Twitter timeline. It’s an extra step to capitalize the letter! Unless he’s done it enough that auto correct is doing it for him. Or maybe this is a joke from the Chinese/Russian hackers who have compromised his phone.
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Salt Fish posted:lol that israel was already working on a vaccine. This is 100% an escaped bioweapon. The classified briefings, the week of asymptomatic spreading, the modified SARS article in Nature, it's a bioweapon for sure. Not in a conspiracy way, but in a "we're the dumbest motherfuckers alive" way. its not
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wonder how many times trump will mention obama in presser part ii
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slopJoe 2020330 posted:what the - i guess BERNIE is canceled!? lmao yes implicitly stand with the guy that started the lovely immigration policy
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watch trump run to the left of biden on healthcare AND education lmao
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He thinks the Democrats spun his words and this time his direct unfiltered wisdom will fix the markets
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Ha! Excellent, just in time for a stock market crash before close.
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lol these headlines are great https://mobile.twitter.com/froomkin/status/1238476278476558336
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shyduck posted:we're all actually dead and this is hell It would explain a lot.
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