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robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty

Danaru posted:

Thankfully none of the nurses I work with are the MLM kind,

It's RAMPANT here. DoTerra, ItWorks body wraps, Herbalife, loving TUPPERWARE.

edit: I made a homegrown meme since I'm page sniping.

robotsinmyhead has a new favorite as of 15:13 on Mar 13, 2020

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ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012




PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

OwlFancier posted:

missus slocombe (sound it out) is talking about her pussy.

idgi

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Raptor1033 posted:

My dad had his appendix removed in the old days and this was basically how they removed the post surgery drainage tube

I had to have pins removed from my fingers post-surgery. This was recently and post-opiod-crisis backlash, but maybe this is always how it goes: the doctor just pulled them out with a needlenose pliers, no meds.

zcrow
May 6, 2014

Ah.. yeah... um... tup tup tup tup tup.. this is something we'll add down the line

Slow. Cum.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Slow come

E: beaten and I don’t quite get it either but that’s britcoms

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Empty Sandwich posted:

I had to have pins removed from my fingers post-surgery. This was recently and post-opiod-crisis backlash, but maybe this is always how it goes: the doctor just pulled them out with a needlenose pliers, no meds.

yeah the way he told it was the nurse braced one hand against his torso for maximum force, said "this is gonna hurt," and yanked it the gently caress out. Military medicine in the 70's so shouldn't really be a surprise.

edit: For further reference, I had stitches removed a while back and they just snipped and teased them out. As the wound slowly spread open I looked with alarm from the wound to the nurse and back several times then he was like "Looks great!" as I ponder the realities of wound care

hazardousmouse has a new favorite as of 18:02 on Mar 13, 2020

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease
Need to start spreading this image around

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
Surprised at the amount of weld goons itt, have some bad welds i have samples of right now

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Fellis posted:

Surprised at the amount of weld goons itt, have some bad welds i have samples of right now



well played

fake edit: *weld

Hello Ketene
Dec 30, 2011

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Slow come

E: beaten and I don’t quite get it either but that’s britcoms

Monty Python did it best, or at least while being the most unsubtle, with (warning: racism) Mrs. Niggerbater.

It’s amazing that they got the word “cancer” censored to “gangrene” in one of the cartoons, yet that one got to stay in.

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Eh! Frank posted:

Need to start spreading this image around


One expert was interviewed saying “This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen.”

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Dewgy posted:

Monty Python did it best, or at least while being the most unsubtle, with (warning: racism) Mrs. Niggerbater.

It’s amazing that they got the word “cancer” censored to “gangrene” in one of the cartoons, yet that one got to stay in.

Monty Python gets a pass or it doesn’t.

I sort of don’t want to live in a world where MP is the equivalent well everything

They’re not good on trans issues sort of but there is funny and relevant stuff

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Dewgy posted:

Monty Python did it best, or at least while being the most unsubtle, with (warning: racism) Mrs. Niggerbater.

It’s amazing that they got the word “cancer” censored to “gangrene” in one of the cartoons, yet that one got to stay in.

One of the biggest shows for the BBC at the time was a blackface minstrel show.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dewgy posted:

Monty Python did it best, or at least while being the most unsubtle, with (warning: racism) Mrs. Niggerbater.

It’s amazing that they got the word “cancer” censored to “gangrene” in one of the cartoons, yet that one got to stay in.

White people might be offended by the word "cancer," no one who mattered would have been offended by Mrs. Niggerbater. To be clear, I am absolutely not saying this is good or correct.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Gann Jerrod posted:

One of the biggest shows for the BBC at the time was a blackface minstrel show.

hwat

Sunswipe posted:

White people might be offended by the word "cancer," no one who mattered would have been offended by Mrs. Niggerbater. To be clear, I am absolutely not saying this is good or correct.

Oh I know, that’s just the sort of thing they loved to screw around with. There was a working script copy of Holy Grail published a while ago with some amazing handwritten notes in the margins.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
"You can't see me!" reports 5 year old with hands over eyes

Sardikar
Sep 27, 2004
I cant think of anything to put here.

https://imgur.com/a/6xxTzvb

It's been too long since I posted an image, JUST loving WORK!

Sardikar has a new favorite as of 23:16 on Mar 13, 2020

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Sardikar posted:

https://imgur.com/a/6xxTzvb

It's been too long since I posted an image, JUST loving WORK!

bruh



copy image location, not link.




alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019



Missus slow-comb?

Eh?

Missus ess ell oh cee oh em bee ee?

Nope I still don't get it.

E: Y'all say it's "slow cum" but the 'e' at the end rounds out the 'o' sound, so it's comb not come

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It's pronounced slocum


Its British



e: get this, "combe" on its own is pronounced "cooom"

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 00:10 on Mar 14, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Data Graham posted:

It's pronounced slocum


Its British

As opposed to fastjizz

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Who told you my high school nickname?

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

https://youtu.be/b4tGthUWW_s

And an unrelated meme

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Data Graham posted:

It's pronounced slocum


Its British

Uhh Roger That but I am British and I don't know of any accents that would pronounce it like that

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


I'm in this image and I don't like it

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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alexandriao posted:

Uhh Roger That but I am British and I don't know of any accents that would pronounce it like that

Uhhh watch the show and see how she pronounces it then? idk

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Anyone else got some philosophy memes for me?

















NWS for picture of fleshlight: https://i.redd.it/r4b04g5hfth21.jpg











LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bike tory posted:

Anyone else got some philosophy memes for me?

















NWS for picture of fleshlight: https://i.redd.it/r4b04g5hfth21.jpg













no

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

are you certain?

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


How do you really know, though?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
yes, I'm certain


unrelated, unless you count existential dread

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

alexandriao posted:

Uhh Roger That but I am British and I don't know of any accents that would pronounce it like that

Data Graham posted:

Uhhh watch the show and see how she pronounces it then? idk

This has been delightful

(I’m not British)

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

bike tory posted:

Anyone else got some philosophy memes for me?

















NWS for picture of fleshlight: https://i.redd.it/r4b04g5hfth21.jpg













hell yes!

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Sardikar
Sep 27, 2004
I cant think of anything to put here.

RareAcumen posted:

bruh



copy image location, not link.


Cheers!

Some context for the image.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGNVU5ZjlgA

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