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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Meesa propose the that senate give immediately emergency powers to the big wet president

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

new kind of cat posted:

rip in two weeks

yeah

I’m 100% got it

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

111,000 watching the pre-stream.

Don't gently caress it up Donnie

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/rgoodlaw/status/1238541284266201090

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

hes dead

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


this is taking forever

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
all you gotta do is not cough you got this buddy

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmfao he's gonna be so dilated at this thing his pupils will be outside of his skull

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

freestyling pres best pres

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
this is a great time for Control to be the free game of the month on PSPlus

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


yessss

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Think it is just funds release or also issuing that everyone stay home for x days?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

alnilam posted:

Meesa propose the that senate give immediately emergency powers to the big wet president

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

oh hell yeah

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

awww yisss

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
someone tell the president he has emergency constitutional powers to disband congress and to also institute martian law (not uranus law, though)

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
mid-way through the news conference, Trump turns and full force coughs in the Kush's face for 30 seconds straight

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Raccooon posted:

Think it is just funds release or also issuing that everyone stay home for x days?

what’s the dumbest thing you think he could say? it’s that.

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Imagine being in the year 2001 and a time traveler shows you this screenshot

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





alnilam posted:

Meesa propose the that senate give immediately emergency powers to the big wet president

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Rynn posted:

I wonder if someone will ask him if he thinks the virus is still a hoax

He'll just say fake news

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

boethius posted:

what’s the dumbest thing you think he could say? it’s that.

"The coronavirus will be gone in two weeks"

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
cancel the election you coward!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

just don’t cancel air travel for like ... 4 more hours boss

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

:vince: we don't deserve this but we do

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Rynn posted:

Imagine being in the year 2001 and a time traveler shows you this screenshot

command & conquer really going for camp

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


where is this mother fucker!!!

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

euphronius posted:

just don’t cancel air travel for like ... 4 more hours boss

lol

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

:stare:

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Rynn posted:

Imagine being in the year 2001 and a time traveler shows you this screenshot

donuld truemnP!?!?!

the pisstape actor?!

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

lol. Remember 20 years ago when he had the first address about the virus WITH a teleprompter and caused the markets to have their worst day in 30 years? Well what if that, but no prompter?

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Qurnah posted:

i was at the supermarket today and there were people pushing carts filled to the brim with toilet paper

also the good pasta brand was out

normal times

TP and hand sanitizer are the dumbest things to panic buy / hoard. In an emergency you can use a wet cloth for TP and wash it, and hand sanitizer is kinda pointless at home where you have access to a sink and soap.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
the perfect insane tirade to end the roni virus

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmfao so wait does he think the problem with yesterdays poo poo was that he was reading off a teleprompter and not trumoing it up enough?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
this is your moment, Trump
they all doubt you but this is it
you have to Shine

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

lol. Remember 20 years ago when he had the first address about the virus WITH a teleprompter and caused the markets to have their worst day in 30 years? Well what if that, but no prompter?

lol the end times owns

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Lol stock market got time to collapse still from whatever he says

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao so wait does he think the problem with yesterdays poo poo was that he was reading off a teleprompter and not trumoing it up enough?

do u have proof it wasn't?????

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

This is the President.

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Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

remember when chris matthew got fired? that was 100 years ago

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