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Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
someone on this stream longs for eight pounds of brisket at walmart for $30

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new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Fellatio del Toro posted:

remember when chris matthew got fired? that was 100 years ago

i’m a skeleton now

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

I hope we get angry unhinged trump yelling at Jim Acosta and folding his arms

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Raccooon posted:

Lol stock market got time to collapse still from whatever he says

Could be an indication of what he's about to announce, lil late Friday bump like the last two weeks

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

alnilam posted:

Meesa propose the that senate give immediately emergency powers to the big wet president

(((narn)))

Optical Inch
Oct 26, 2002

Soiled Meat
waiting on this fat gently caress to speak

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

alnilam posted:

TP and hand sanitizer are the dumbest things to panic buy / hoard. In an emergency you can use a wet cloth for TP and wash it, and hand sanitizer is kinda pointless at home where you have access to a sink and soap.

i must confess i bought a couple of kilos of lentils and dried yellow peas

what can i say they were on sale :shrug:

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Trumo still at walter reed getting his piss test

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
Aides pushing back a wheezing frothing ashen faced trump, trying desperately to keep him from speaking until markets close

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
folks...these inpatient recovery numbers, they are looking better and better all the time. People are telling me it it's a perfect cure, the best cure, some people are even saying I invented it, like you'll hear them say "thank you donald trump for inventing the cure." I won't say that but some people are saying that. You're going to love it.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
at +800 on the DJIA

come on big boy don't disappoint

use your best words

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

I made it out of Florida

Blesséd

Yeah but now you're infected by Floridius Manius. You'll soon be exhibiting symptoms like wanting to strip off your shirt and cook meth and being completely unable to make good and normal decisions.

I'm sorry.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i hope Trump really digs into Biden's Swine Flu response

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The funniest part about Chris Matthews getting fired is that it happened right before he could have been gloating at all the Bernard Bretheren on tv over super tuesday

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.
hoping he's sick, starts down the stairs, gets winded and dizzy, trips, falls, smacks head on the edge of the podium

america's next 6 months in a nutshell

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


feels like somethings about to happen. dunno why, just got that energy in the air

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Yeah but now you're infected by Floridius Manius. You'll soon be exhibiting symptoms like wanting to strip off your shirt and cook meth and being completely unable to make good and normal decisions.

I'm sorry.

i got drug tested by tsa

maybe I’m already looking the part

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Qurnah posted:

i was at the supermarket today and there were people pushing carts filled to the brim with toilet paper

also the good pasta brand was out

normal times

Your supermarket still had toilet paper? Well, look at Mr. Fancy Pants.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
searching GIS for b5 stuff, as you do, and came around this and i need it more than americans need toilet paper rn

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


where the heck is this dumb rear end???????

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Agean90 posted:

feels like somethings about to happen. dunno why, just got that energy in the air

yeah trump is about to speak

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ElizLanders/status/1238542321869893639?s=19

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

all these online chuds are all like "just wash ur hands bro" when they subconsciously alternate between digging in their taint and picking their nose and never wash their hands

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Where is a stream for this?

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Qurnah posted:

i must confess i bought a couple of kilos of lentils and dried yellow peas

what can i say they were on sale :shrug:

I don't think it's a terrible idea to stock up on the ol rice and beans tbh, but the mad rush of everyone buying like ten year supplies of TP is so loving dumb and so loving America :patriot:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
BREAKING NEWS: trump sharted his pants. again.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Raccooon posted:

Where is a stream for this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orYcAiFqknU

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Raccooon posted:

Where is a stream for this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw

piss

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao so wait does he think the problem with yesterdays poo poo was that he was reading off a teleprompter and not trumoing it up enough?

trum

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Turml

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

alnilam posted:

TP and hand sanitizer are the dumbest things to panic buy / hoard. In an emergency you can use a wet cloth for TP and wash it, and hand sanitizer is kinda pointless at home where you have access to a sink and soap.

don't most people already have disinfectants stocked at home anyways? everyone I know has rubbing alcohol, iodine, bleach, amonia, and all sorts of things. in their tiny apartments

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
hes dead

slippery doc
Jan 17, 2006

kill the boy,
save the man

aides desperately scrambling looking for more white stuff before he can begin

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

No teleprompters. Yeeeeeeessssss.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
157k watching the WH channel

that's a record i think

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

and buying gallons of hand sanitizer to keep in your house as if owning a bunch of it will cast a protective aura

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
even in a global pandemic this fucker is always late

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009


Lol can't just let it go through without being dickheads

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Spoondick posted:

all these online chuds are all like "just wash ur hands bro" when they subconsciously alternate between digging in their taint and picking their nose and never wash their hands

The chuds on my social media feed are now begging Trump to get tested after weeks of JUST THE FLU, BRO

lol

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The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
is the press going to do a Q&A? god let there be a Q&A

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