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I just picked up a few boxes of instant potatoes, I’m good.
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GI_Clutch posted:It would be cool if there was some kind of home appliance that could preserve food items by freezing them. A "freezer", if you will. wasting freezer space on bread, of all things, is hilarious
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:We already do though. Worldwide flu deaths per year are already 600,000+, and no one bats an eye. Same with the 400,000 Malaria deaths every year
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Mar 13, 2020 20:23
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Idiot magnet
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Mar 13, 2020 20:27
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kloa posted:why are people buying bread  eat bread now eat pasta later is my guess.And staying home for a few weeks and learning to bake bread is a great idea.
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Mar 13, 2020 20:28
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Bread freezes well enough short-term, but you should still buy flour and yeast and plan to make your own bread because soon you'll be under lockdown with nothing to do for weeks on end and eating ready-to-eat bread from the freezer won't help the crippling boredom or monotony
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I don’t think people would just shrug off 600+k deaths every flu season. If we shrug off the 61,000 that die in the US flu season each year, why wouldn't we shrug off 610,000? Especially if most of them were elderly retirees?
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Making your own bread is surprisingly easy as long as you have flour, salt, yeast, and water.
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Mar 13, 2020 20:29
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Unleavened breads are easy too, if you don't have yeast.
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Rabble posted:Making your own bread is surprisingly easy as long as you have flour, salt, yeast, and water.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObgXtL2bD7k Just started. e: a minute in and he's already completely full of poo poo.
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CannonFodder posted:Pasta and bread are flying off the shelves as well. Some places are running low on beans and rice. Ok so there's still a million things, just fewer carbs and beans? That's pretty different from what I imagined when I read "food isn't on the shelf right now", misinterpretation on my part
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EL BROMANCE posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObgXtL2bD7k he sick
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Mar 13, 2020 20:33
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poverty goat posted:he sick He sounds even worse than his usual 'barely hanging on to life'.
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AngryRobotsInc posted:Unleavened breads are easy too, if you don't have yeast. heck yeah dal/curries and flatbreads all day
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Mar 13, 2020 20:36
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You can make your own yeast too if you have a week (you will)
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poo poo you can even make your own pasta.
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Mar 13, 2020 20:39
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Google has 700 engineers working on the fastest site on internet!
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Mar 13, 2020 20:40
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John Oliver is going to have a loving field day with this.
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Mar 13, 2020 20:40
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Let’s be honest, trumps goons would absolutely hide it if he had the Roni, right?
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The Clitoris posted:You can make your own yeast too if you have a week (you will) Sourdough for days, if you got the flour on hand.
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Mokotow posted:Incoming flights are stopping Sunday night I think. I can’t work out if I can get back in or not. I’m not a citizen but do have temporary residency/an ancient piece of paper that’s my karta pobytu... in drawer at home in Warsaw.
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Hazo posted:Let’s be honest, trumps goons would absolutely hide it if he had the Roni, right? Faked assassination if it gets real bad wouldn't even really be out of the question here let's be honest
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Hazo posted:Let’s be honest, trumps goons would absolutely hide it if he had the Roni, right? Yes. "Clients", jesus gently caress.
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Mar 13, 2020 20:44
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oh poo poo its happening!!!
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this meeting could have been an email
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so "declaring an emergency" involves telling people "don't get tested" ?
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They would Boomer super hard, trying to keep working through it, and completely ignore it. It'll probably extend the infection for a long time and not give him adequate rest to deal with it. Though, since he is animated by Eldritch forces, maybe it doesn't matter
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coronavirus: sponsored by walmart
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CannonFodder posted:But again, this is just the store shelves, there's much more in warehouses and DCs and as long as the trucks keep moving the stores are fine. It's a bit of an open question just how resilient these supply chains are now, because they're much more centralized now than they were 50 years ago, and much more dependent on being able to truck things across the country at a moment's notice. A lot of truckers or warehouse workers being out for a couple of weeks in the wrong place could result in odd disruptions, but probably not years of epic famine or anything
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Thank you for submitting your CoronaVirus test sample, please watch this commercial from Google and Walmart before we present your results.
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Mar 13, 2020 20:47
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They are all full of poo poo spinning demonstrative of having worked on it for weeks behind the scenes and people will lap it up. Their newly developed test is not a scientific achievement, but the result of the biggest idiocy there is, i.e. deciding not to use the existing tests by WHO that literally every other country used. And he will get away with it an she smug about it.
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Mar 13, 2020 20:48
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canada: the country will support you usa: walmart and google will support you edit: and check out our low low savings while you're here
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GolfHole posted:canada: the country will support you Watch as these tests turn out to not work 90% of the time
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This fat criminal has got the Roni, y'all.
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Gotta keep the number small somehow or the other numbers will keep going down
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People have obviously been told not to shake hands, but Trump keeps going for it
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To combat the health epidemic the federal government is going to..... Buy crude oil to fill the strategic reserve "up to the top."
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