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WalrusWhiskers
Nov 1, 2010

He's got no teeth, see?
Fun Shoe
lol at the idea of ever spending 160+ united states dollars on 5 pieces of cardboard, especially right now when the economy is tanking and all events are being cancelled

Granted they are pieces of cardboard with pretty nice art on them

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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

The fact that these are being forced upon stores and not being sold by WotC is pretty telling. They don't even have the confidence to take the risk of the market rejecting their piece of poo poo product.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Paul Zuvella posted:

The fact that these are being forced upon stores and not being sold by WotC is pretty telling. They don't even have the confidence to take the risk of the market rejecting their piece of poo poo product.

lol as if the market isn't a pack of salivating dogs and will lap up whatever swill they're offered

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
the main complaint of the normal drops is that LGSs are hosed by it. now LGSs get an exclusive and that's bad too. yall got brain worms

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

Jerry Bindle posted:

the main complaint of the normal drops is that LGSs are hosed by it. now LGSs get an exclusive and that's bad too. yall got brain worms

if they had a limit per lgs that was much higher this would be great

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Jerry Bindle posted:

the main complaint of the normal drops is that LGSs are hosed by it. now LGSs get an exclusive and that's bad too. yall got brain worms

The fact that they are letting a dude I like shovel slop into my mouth is not any better than a suit shoveling slop into my mouth. Other than the fact that the guy I like might actually feel a bit bad about it

PleasantDirge
Sep 7, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT HOW NOT BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE ON THE ROAD IS JUST LIKE BEING A JEW AT A NAZI GATHERING BECAUSE I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO NOT BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND WHEN PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE I'M A FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT IS JUST LIKE GENOCIDE

The Clowner posted:

19th century midwestern family gathers around the dinner table in the dead of winter. the father leads them in prayer, thanking God for their feast, as the mother portions out small pieces of the single scalding tarn they have to make last till spring

We need more of this plz&Ty

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
you can't force it really, you just gotta let it flow.

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

The Clowner posted:

you can't force it really, you just gotta let it flow.

please don't describe my pooping

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I love the low key admission that they haven't been able to get a handle on their foiling process turning cards into marked tacos by offering this drop of cards that are in high-demand for competitive play in non-foil.

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

lmao

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000

Paul Zuvella posted:

The fact that these are being forced upon stores and not being sold by WotC is pretty telling. They don't even have the confidence to take the risk of the market rejecting their piece of poo poo product.

What risk? It doesn't cost them anything to print except their reputation, and they can't offload that to stores.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Owlbear Camus posted:

I love the low key admission that they haven't been able to get a handle on their foiling process turning cards into marked tacos by offering this drop of cards that are in high-demand for competitive play in non-foil.

Aren't a lot of new foils curved and bent like crazy?

hey mom its 420
May 12, 2007

i don't know why they just didn't make these foils foiled on both sides, which would avoid warping. it's not like people are gonna play with these without sleeves. furthermore ...

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Elephant Ambush posted:

Aren't a lot of new foils curved and bent like crazy?

I cracked a Luxury Theros booster on a lark and just setting the cards on the table and coming back a few minutes later I could see the tacofication had begun.

sit on my Facebook
Jun 20, 2007

ASS GAS OR GRASS
No One Rides for FREE
In the Trumplord Holy Land
Wouldn't it cost substantially more than ~$160 to go buy 1 copy each of the fetch lands from tcgplayer?

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
That Chandra set looks cool. There’s probably no chance for a lightning bolt unfortunately.

PleasantDirge
Sep 7, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT HOW NOT BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE ON THE ROAD IS JUST LIKE BEING A JEW AT A NAZI GATHERING BECAUSE I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO NOT BE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND WHEN PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE I'M A FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT IS JUST LIKE GENOCIDE

sit on my Facebook posted:

Wouldn't it cost substantially more than ~$160 to go buy 1 copy each of the fetch lands from tcgplayer?

Yeah but you better be banging your LGS owner to expect 4/10 of your stores copies. And none of this hole in the sheet stuff you had better been getting kinky if you want the playset

FrozenPhoenix71
Jan 9, 2019
WPN Page for the Secret Lair.

Wanted to highlight this bit

quote:

Supplies are super limited. Most stores will get three to five, around ten on the higher end—but there is a way to get more: reach WPN Premium.

Allocations will be in your inbox on March 30, and if you've been waiting for the right moment to cross the WPN Premium finish line, it's now: you can double your allocation by reaching WPN Premium by the deadline.

So in fact, even less copies available!

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

FrozenPhoenix71 posted:

WPN Page for the Secret Lair.

Wanted to highlight this bit


So in fact, even less copies available!

wotc is monumentally stupid

its astounding

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
They are just printing a few of this fancy cardboard poo poo and throwing them out there to watch people fight among themselves for the privilege to give them money.

WotC are loving trolls.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Walked posted:

wotc is monumentally stupid

its astounding

I expect someone in mtg finance to calculate exactly how many of these will be in existence. It has to be one of the most exclusive new products ever.

TacoNight
Feb 18, 2011

Stop, hey, what's that sound?
Does the amount of packaging compare favorably to them printing a new set of Trash Masters -- Draftable Chaff w/ Fetchlands?

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Mox Hombre posted:

i don't know why they just didn't make these foils foiled on both sides, which would avoid warping. it's not like people are gonna play with these without sleeves. furthermore ...

broke: let's print double sided foils cause they'll just get sleeved anyways

woke: let's print double sided foils cause cardboard paypigs would rather foil out their entire deck to get around card marking rulings

junan_paalla
Dec 29, 2009

Seriously, do drugs
Uh oh, global economical downturn imminent, wizards whipped their money-printing machine out.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



junan_paalla posted:

Uh oh, global economical downturn imminent, wizards whipped their money-printing machine out.

turning a big dial taht says "reprint typed dual lands" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Owlbear Camus posted:

turning a big dial taht says "reprint typed dual lands" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

lmao

Whaleporn
May 6, 2007

This is me on my bike pretty cool huh?

Owlbear Camus posted:

turning a big dial taht says "reprint typed dual lands" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

*holds up a sign that says "Original dual lands old rear end rectangle color boxes"*

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer

FrozenPhoenix71 posted:

WPN Page for the Secret Lair.

Wanted to highlight this bit


So in fact, even less copies available!

Isn't WPN premium status based on how many players come in for in-store events? Seems like a questionable time to be promoting that, imo.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Rahu posted:

Isn't WPN premium status based on how many players come in for in-store events? Seems like a questionable time to be promoting that, imo.

40 players that do 6+ events a year, 15 new players that go on to do 6+ events a year, 2000 entries across all MTG events, and the store checklist.

So "Do the loving checklist" i guess?

PJOmega
May 5, 2009
Was already not going to my LGS because I don't trust player's hygiene. Don't know if I'll go back to magic when this is all done given how flagrantly mercenary they're being with the secret lairs.

Tbh I'm kinda over propping up predatory businesses with my fun money.

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

Walked posted:

wotc is monumentally stupid

its astounding

Are they

they've been doing this poo poo for more than 25 years and it's

still

working

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
Bought the Thalia Secret Lair then logged into Arena and found out the sleeves are already available digital and I don't even play Paper anymore. No refunds so I guess I can just sleeve them up and Collect Them.

Wezlar
May 13, 2005



Eej posted:

Bought the Thalia Secret Lair then logged into Arena and found out the sleeves are already available digital and I don't even play Paper anymore. No refunds so I guess I can just sleeve them up and Collect Them.

Just resell it? You'll probably turn a small profit.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

I'm guessing for the fetch lair they don't have a mtgo code?

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
3 foil scourge of the throne in the draft I’m currently at. It was me and 2 people next to me.

ShaneB
Oct 22, 2002


The American Dream posted:

3 foil scourge of the throne in the draft I’m currently at. It was me and 2 people next to me.

Lol going to a live draft right now.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

Wezlar posted:

Just resell it? You'll probably turn a small profit.

Yeah that's true. I kinda hate the idea of buying time limited things just to flip them but I'll have to look into it.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

The American Dream posted:

3 foil scourge of the throne in the draft I’m currently at. It was me and 2 people next to me.

that’s not the only scourge there’s at least three of there

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LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Top8Games/status/1238572549296074752

In case you're wondering what the deleted Tweet that BDM was replying to said, it was a Wizards employee asking people to post their draft pulls and tell them how much they like playing with the set.

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