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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
NYSE closed already, ended up 9.4%

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Victory Position posted:

~embrace the private sector~ :chud:

Democrats will enshrine it, God bless

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Korean Boomhauer posted:

NBC probably froze it on screen while poo poo falls apart

It's after 4pm, number has gone home for the weekend

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Sophiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

:smith:

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Wrex Ruckus posted:

It's after 4pm, number has gone home for the weekend

oh yeah gently caress forgot about timezones

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Yes please close the Canadian border lmao

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Dreylad posted:

NYSE closed already, ended up 9.4%

Watch the futures as we couple the number of cases over the weekend

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
help im loling and coughing over here

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
"THESE GREAT GENIUSES" God, beyond parody.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Zeriel posted:

Watch the futures as we couple the number of cases over the weekend

Won't find out until Sunday evening, that's when they re-open

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Tell them to never stop plague-shipping, do it trumo

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
we are loving doomed

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
calling the CEOs geniuses :allears:

mystes
May 31, 2006

"We don't want people without symptoms to go and do the test."

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
the cruise business what a fantastic business

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
"we're with them all the way"

Lmfao

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Dolphin posted:

we are loving doomed

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Cruises. Really tremendous. We love cruises.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

Dolphin posted:

we are loving doomed

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

triple sulk posted:

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.
please, stop asking me questions about the virus, ask the genius CEOs over there how great their businesses are doing

Visual Basic Bitch
Sep 4, 2019
okay this is just noise now

have fun everyone

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Bailout those cruise lines

IndianaZoidberg
Aug 21, 2011

My name isnt slick, its Zoidberg. JOHN F***ING ZOIDBERG!
*touches microphone*

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

psycho poo poo

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Give us the numbers on Ohio, please

:thunk:

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

every single one of them is going full Rudy Gobert

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/kevinbaker/status/1238338701303771136?s=20
gently caress

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Pence has hair like a foosball guy.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


I'm pretty sure Trump spits tons of droplets when he speaks because he's a loving disgusting slob and I'm so happy right now.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

mystes posted:

"We don't want people without symptoms to go and do the test."

That is correct. Lock yourself in and drink gatorade and order food. Don't infect people.

Oh poo poo I read you wrong. The test is dumb to begin with now. Just lock yourself in if you show symptoms. Live your life with a bit of caution if you don't.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i wonder what a trump cruise line would look like

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
we need to go to the window, open it, stick our heads out and shout, I"M MAD AS HELL AN I"M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

IndianaZoidberg
Aug 21, 2011

My name isnt slick, its Zoidberg. JOHN F***ING ZOIDBERG!

Eat This Glob posted:

i wonder what a trump cruise line would look like

The Titanic.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

https://www.tn.gov/health/cedep/ncov.html

Six more cases announced in Tennessee today

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
how do the q folks square their paranoia with trump literally saying "drive through cheek swabs" 100% seriously?

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Good question.

duck.exe
Apr 14, 2012

Nap Ghost

Handsome Wife posted:

The market closed 12 minutes ago. They delayed the conference so they could pump up stocks right before they closed.

lol of course

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Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Eat This Glob posted:

i wonder what a trump cruise line would look like

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