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Xanderkish
Aug 10, 2011

Hello!
Dear god I just realized there is going to be Coronavirus themed porn soon.

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Xanderkish posted:

Dear god I just realized there is going to be Coronavirus themed porn soon.

There already is.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Xanderkish posted:

Dear god I just realized there is going to be Coronavirus themed porn soon.

A ton of it already on pornhub

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Xanderkish posted:

Dear god I just realized there is going to be Coronavirus themed porn soon.

Coronavirus cums to town - Nurse Rose is ready to suck it out 4K

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Friend's husband is a plain clothes cop in MA, yesterday he was called to assist a family who were robbed at gunpoint by someone who saw a few packages of toilet paper in their car.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Xanderkish posted:

Dear god I just realized there is going to be Coronavirus themed porn soon.

MILF porn is gonna get real weird

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
GILF porn is gonna take a hit.

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice

Clitch posted:

GILF porn is gonna take a hit.

:captainpop:

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
My bro is an ER doctor so it will be either fascinating or terrifying to hear his tales from the front lines. So far he says it's calm. (In Ontario).

Now the kids are out of school for three weeks and all city programs are shut (libraries, pools, community centres...) What the hell are we gonna do? Plus we can't go to grandma's... Netflix and puzzles?

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

I'm in Salt Lake City and it's been a run on The local grocer. There's lots of pallets out for restocking in the store is closing an hour early. I basically got the stuff I usually get to carry me through a couple of weeks but added a few things like meat and potatoes. We'll see how it looks in the morning when I go back for some pasta sauce.

(I really need to start making my own pasta sauce)

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
Just walked out of an HEB here in Austin and it was surreal. It was basically picked clean - managed to grab the last couple pork chops at least. Very little fresh produce and almost no dried foods/canned goods. Did manage to see a guy walking out with nothing but a shopping cart full of poo poo tons of Pepsi and multiple bottles of ranch.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?
I’m getting up at 4 to get my weekly shopping done tomorrow.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/nickschifrin/status/1238659105985900547

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
So was reading about H1n1 which was a flu virus and that one was declared a pandemic in June 2009 and was not declared back to normal seasonal flu levels until August 2010.

Over a fuckin' year. If Corona lasts that long woof.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person


That seems significant.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

nevermind i looked up who nick shifrtron is, but still - how is "affiliated" defined

Mulaney Power Move fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Mar 14, 2020

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





There Bias Two posted:

That seems significant.

A lot of companies have already done this, so doesn't seem abnormal to me.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/alexandraerin/status/1238640083147862018?s=21


https://www.businessinsider.com/tsa-will-allow-12-ounces-of-carry-on-hand-sanitizer-as-coronavirus-spreads-2020-3

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

jewel Osco in Chicago bitch. gonna check another two stores nearby.

Can confirm. The Jewel by me had a police van camped out in the parking lot last night. The little Mexican produce place across the street though was fine. Had no problem picking up bulk red beans, rice, black beans, lentils, etc.

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

I remember some goons talking about covid heartburn as a symptom. Haven't heard anything else and googling doesn't show up much. Is it a thing?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My coworkers laughed at me when I was buying extra supplies last week. Now on slack they are complaining the stores are picked cleaned.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Sierra Nevadan posted:

I was supposed to go visit my grandma in Amsterdam in a few days to see her before she dies. That's off the table now, and her neighbor down the hall just died from the virus so she's probably a goner.

But I am going to Aruba instead!! Too bad they just got their first cases today :(

I legit feel bad for all of the Caribbean countries that are about to host spring breakers

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Colonel Cancer posted:

If you wip your rear end with a cat it's just gonna lick itself off right?

What you save on TP you just end up spending on bandaids. Not really worth it IMO.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Edgar posted:

My coworkers laughed at me when I was buying extra supplies last week. Now on slack they are complaining the stores are picked cleaned.

I don't think anyone laughed at me, but I know most of them weren't doing this poo poo a week or 2 ago. Maybe one other guy was talking about getting extra groceries and working from home last week.

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Headed to a dispensary tomorrow - hope it hasn't been cleaned out. If I have to quarantine asymptomatically without weed I'll be very sad.

Also, can confirm panic buying in Golden, CO just west of Denver. Had to go to three stores to get my two extra weeks food supply.

Desperate Character
Apr 13, 2009
i got two cases of rice, bleach and tp before everyone panicked but then I realized I have no olive oil or beans with only garlic as a spice :derp:

so far here in the tampa bay area we've only had isolated cases but I am still worried

it was insane seeing them cancel the st pete indy race and some other festivals so suddenly

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
People manning stores under these circumstances deserve extra compensation. It's a form of bravery/ heroism

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



G-III posted:

Are there any other King County goons like me reading this thread? If so, how are you holding up?

Thurston County! We're just gettin' started.

All Washington State K-12 schools are cancelled through April 24th.

I'm a teacher. My district has said I do not need to report next week, weeks beyond are uncertain as of yet, but no students until May, basically.

Spring Break Covid19!! Woo!

(Olympia area grocery stores are out of toilet paper, cleaner, toothpaste... but fine for food, or at least the food I was looking for!)

I literally just had an offer accepted on a house yesterday, so it will be interesting to see how this effects the process.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Rinkles posted:

People manning stores under these circumstances deserve extra compensation. It's a form of bravery/ heroism

Its gonna get crazy when they start to get sick, along with others in the food chain

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Mulaney Power Move posted:

i rationalized my emergency stock with the thought if i don't use it now it will last until hurricane season :shrug:

Yeah there will always be something. A bad storm. A bad earthquake. Volcano. Tsunami. Wherever you live there is something that could mess up your life for a few days to a few weeks without it being the end of civilization. Nothing wrong with being ready to take care of yourself without a supermarket for a few days.


Lambert posted:

Over here, flour and yeast are sold out everywhere as well.

Wheat is the best because gluten rules, but you can make a dense sort of bread product with pretty much any ground grain. Run your dry oatmeal through a blender for a minute to make rough oat flour and make your own bannock or jonny cakes. As recently as the 1800s wheat flour was expensive and it was common for working class people to make their bread from lesser grains.

Obv this situation is temporary and nobody needs to make oat cakes, but it's an option and can be entertaining to try if you happen to get welded into your apartment or whatever.

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



Riatsala posted:

Headed to a dispensary tomorrow - hope it hasn't been cleaned out. If I have to quarantine asymptomatically without weed I'll be very sad.


Saaaame.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Well if no one else wants red onions, I'll take them. They're my preferred type anyway.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Hazo posted:

Let’s be honest, trumps goons would absolutely hide it if he had the Roni, right?

Weekend at Trumpie's - The movie.

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Lmoa were in the cloud atlas timeline.

Glad I am already ground floor on living in Neo Seoul in the new global powerhouse of Korea.

Tom Hanks trapped in a backwards island nation speking the true true.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Rinkles posted:

People manning stores under these circumstances deserve extra compensation. It's a form of bravery/ heroism

And Trump gave Rush the Medal of Freedom.

We know who the real heroes are.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Gildiss posted:

Lmoa were in the cloud atlas timeline.

Glad I am already ground floor on living in Neo Seoul in the new global powerhouse of Korea.

Tom Hanks trapped in a backwards island nation speking the true true.

I don’t understand a single sentence of this.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

I don’t understand a single sentence of this.

Hows Vegas looking?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

MarcusSA posted:

Hows Vegas looking?

Not well atm

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

MarcusSA posted:

Hows Vegas looking?

They just hosted a 100K tourist convention this week

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Burt Sexual posted:

I don’t understand a single sentence of this.

I think it means the poster has dehumanized themselves and faced the bloodshed.

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