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Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

AnnoyBot posted:

I'm watching Carl Cox livestream his last set (for now) to a packed house in Houston, on Facebook. In my mind, everything looks like a flashback scene from 12 Monkeys now.

That, and trying to figure out strategies to talk my wife out of going to an underground rave this weekend. The clubs are all closed but her rave FB group is trying to put something together.


low hanging fruit

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Captain Rufus
Sep 16, 2005

CAPTAIN WORD SALAD

OFF MY MEDS AGAIN PLEASE DON'T USE BIG WORDS

UNNECESSARY LINE BREAK
Southern New England here. Work at a casino. Looked more like 4am than 8pm on a Friday. Went home early as I had some vacation time to burn. I'm honestly not even worried about getting it really. (I know how gross people are so I already gently caress up my hands with washing and sanitizer. That, losing weight, and proper dental care including flossing have done wonders. Unless this turns into 1918 Flu type thing.)

But some poo poo from Discord when I got home:

my statement here I think summarizes the last few pages. This shopping crazy would be funny if this whole thing wasn't killing people and damaging finances of people who cannot really afford even a week or 2 shutdown.

And from my job:

(Thankfully we have protections and I have massive seniority plus a month or so take home pay as a war chest and a week of sick time. Lots of folks I work with probably don't have anything remotely close.)

I have been in the casino industry since the first Clinton term. I have never seen anything like this before. poo poo, not even as a kid growing up in the 80s! Maybe some 70s poo poo I was too young to really remember like the Gas Crisis or that 1978 super blizzard but otherwise?

loving hell. I have never seen this.

And there was some older dude on my table today who insisted it was a Democrat plot because Trump is just the best. Wtf?

Captain Rufus fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Mar 14, 2020

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
The rave and steam punk communities are unaffected by this virus.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

what if molly was the cure

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Radirot posted:

I was under the impression that AirBnb hosts were equally hosed if not more.

e: Oh you mean the company will be fine.

Yeah, I won't feel bad about the tinpot slumlords "managing" like 6 units getting hosed and all that inventory getting back out though.

Can someone direct me to the schadenfreude thread?

https://twitter.com/mattlundy33/status/1237772778465636352?s=19

https://twitter.com/VentoEddy/status/1238652211355410432?s=19

https://twitter.com/americaninjury/status/1238560322811842560?s=19

https://twitter.com/chuanpushishabi/status/1238668545015181314?s=19

https://twitter.com/garcesmoker/status/1238560778426494976?s=19

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


lol

This is good.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Death to air bnb and all its host imho, they've been ruining rental prices in every single bigger European city for years while making bank from it.

Also the two times I actually tried using it the hosts canceled a few days before for no reason and with no repercussions, the bitches.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Burt Sexual posted:

No offense taken. My daughter really. Wants to go. I don’t gamble and we generally hang at the pool then go to dinner

I’m also full on cspam mod so

Try to take a day trip to the pool at the Golden Nugget.

They have a shark tank with a waterslide through it.

Mynameismud
Jul 12, 2009
Maybe some good news.
A Dutch university found an antibody that might produce a medicine.
If true it will still take some months.
This is the medical paper they published.
https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.11.987958v1

e;
Dutch news article
https://www.erasmusmagazine.nl/2020/03/13/unieke-vondst-in-erasmus-mc-antilichaam-tegen-corona/

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Yeah, I won't feel bad about the tinpot slumlords "managing" like 6 units getting hosed and all that inventory getting back out though.

Whatever do you mean? Their advertising led me to believe they made all their money off little old ladies renting out their spare bedroom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL16yBgwORc

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

am i glad i went to thailand in 2018 and then again in 2019?

the answer is now a hard yes

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Airbnb has let us stay in some amazing places, but they are problematic in places with a housing crisis.

But we stayed in the clocktower of St. Pancras railway station.


And this little room with this view. There are Swiss cows with bells to serenade us to sleep.



And a super bonus, at Christmas we can stay close enough to my MiL that she won't complain but without actually staying in her house.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Whatever do you mean? Their advertising led me to believe they made all their money off little old ladies renting out their spare bedroom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL16yBgwORc

https://twitter.com/ajgregory7/status/1238655171321909248?s=19

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

quote forever

its going to be the knock on effect that affects people the most

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Y'all want some STDH.txt?

https://twitter.com/rebecca_mehra/status/1237891575897718791

https://twitter.com/rebecca_mehra/status/1237891862238658560

https://twitter.com/rebecca_mehra/status/1237892010054320133

https://twitter.com/rebecca_mehra/status/1237892128497418240

https://twitter.com/rebecca_mehra/status/1238563737801576448

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice


Working hard, loving life

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
Welp, as a “non-essential” employee at my workplace, I’m on work-from-home duty for the next three weeks, who else is in the same boat?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lol im gonna be at work until the wheels are falling off the car

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



I'm glad that in the midst of all of this chaos, people can still consistently find the time to celebrate themselves publicly.

Hadlock
Nov 9, 2004

There's a sign in my apartment building elevator that says apartment management is working full time remote and they're not sending maintenance crews to fix anything unless it's a real emergency

This is in SF

Oh yeah and northern California is basically a zombie apocalypse movie right now, zero cars on the street, zero humans everywhere, everything is closed, no cars in any parking lots

Even the major tourist areas, you can throw a rock in any direction and not hit anything. Usually it's shoulder to shoulder. Will post fisherman's wharf photos soon

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hks6Nq7g6P4

I am so sick of hearing "it's just a flu bro" from coworkers

also really sad to see AvE blame the media, i thought he was smarter than that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KF1j99Qd0M

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i had a long time GP come in and explain it was "just a flu"

well sir even if you split the difference between what is known and what are the known unknowns is it still "just the flu"?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




QuarkJets posted:

That's the theory that I read, that some rare people are developing antibodies that don't stick around long enough, so a second infection can take hold.

Some people are just testing positive again later without symptoms, others have suffered a second round of symptoms

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/29/health/coronavirus-reinfection.html

wow, if this is true the uk response of GET EVERYONE INFECTED is gonna be even more catastrophic

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hemale in pain posted:

wow, if this is true the uk response of GET EVERYONE INFECTED is gonna be even more catastrophic
its been suggested for a while that you can get sick again with this one

which is hosed

again i dont know what the proper response to this is

we live in a society

im a selfish gently caress like everyone else in north america, im pissed everything is being cancelled

i would do you due diligence to stay safe over this week, i think next week we will get a good idea of whats up

otherwise this is your last weekend

live it up imo

Det_no
Oct 24, 2003
Meanwhile in Mexico: tonight was the first time confirmed cases jumped dramatically from 15 (accumulated over a week and change) to 26. Despite a week of daily, televised conferences about covid with doctors explaining that this is exactly what would happen as we go through the curve, the masses lost their poo poo. Didn't help that some trash-can journalist, who had never attended the conferences before, waited until the broadcast was ending to scream that nine cases had popped up in one private hospital and that the situation "was critical" - which of course forced the conference to go on longer as exasperated doctors explained that, no, the situation was not in fact critical and that kind of language is nothing short of irresponsible.

Fun fact: today too, coincidentally, some Twitter tag about impeaching our president began to trend out of nowhere, way before the conference, based on a change.org petition some clown made months ago and mysteriously only got traction now.

Also, coincidentally, the same doctor that confirmed those nine cases is a right-winger and the same doctor that earlier this week talked to Bloomberg about not being sure Mexico was doing enough tests.

Also, super extra coincidentally, the journalist that broke the story about those nine cases happens to be the niece of Felipe Calderon, right-wing ex-president who has many ex-collaborators that are currently under investigation for stealing thousands of millions of pesos during Calderon's presidency.

What a peculiar series of unfortunate events.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

Sucrose posted:

Welp, as a “non-essential” employee at my workplace, I’m on work-from-home duty for the next three weeks, who else is in the same boat?

Basically everyone at my work is working from home except my team, at least for this weekend. Even so, we're going to 'One at home, one at work' for the next few days until we can get our poo poo in order by Monday afternoon. Innovation via contamination!

large_gourd
Jan 17, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i hope someone is jumping on this to do a productivity study on the work from home / flexible working hours thing.

21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard

Son of Rodney posted:

Not trying to be a dick but really what did you think was going to happen, Vegas is one of the most tourist heavy places in America propably.

Just move your vacation a few months out, cruises will be dirt cheap by that time. Like 75 percent off propably.

Lmao, just reschedule your vacation! So simple!

Look bub I get two weeks vacation this year, have tickets to go to Japan next month. Work already said they're not letting people reschedule, one of my co-workers is having a staycation next week instead of his Disney World plans.
I wanted to just cancel and get the credit with Delta but it turns out you have to use the credit within a year from the date you BOOKED the flights, which was December, rather than the date the flight was for. So basically I'm hoping they cancel it on us before we have to cancel and get credit I can't use.

impure flutter
May 31, 2014

I want to make anyone around me have a bad day because I'm scared that our military is so blatantly falling to this opportunistic international coup by launching missiles back at Iran, while Iran digs mass graves the size of football fields for civilian deaths. immortalizing our country as narcissists protecting our holy people right in the middle of this pandemic that will go embarrassingly down in history

Familiar faces like lindsey graham will boldly take defense and say this is a justifiable retaliation to an act of war, sean hannity will almost with seemingly a hint of guilt will say it will be negatively politicized "like Vietnam". We will have our vengeance for the deaths of these American soldiers and that is what will keep us safe and dignified as Americans. I'm sorry if adjacent british friends can't relate, but, how typical and psychopathic it is of our nationalistic world, all tucked in here, and how much danger we get exposed to as Americans, it really is making me lose my mind.

impure flutter fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Mar 14, 2020

Griefor
Jun 11, 2009

Det_no posted:

Meanwhile in Mexico: tonight was the first time confirmed cases jumped dramatically from 15 (accumulated over a week and change) to 26. Despite a week of daily, televised conferences about covid with doctors explaining that this is exactly what would happen as we go through the curve, the masses lost their poo poo.

That's weird. When the Netherlands jumped from 38 to 82 everyone was very nonplussed about it. Although I guess all our experts were downplaying this, we really cultivated a nationwide groupthink that this was nbd. Yesterday our prime minister was asking all younger people who were not being careful to think of others, this is dangerous for other people, why are you not taking this seriously and I was thinking motherfucker, you told them yourself it was nbd a week ago, you caused this yourself.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

its been suggested for a while that you can get sick again with this one

which is hosed

again i dont know what the proper response to this is

we live in a society

im a selfish gently caress like everyone else in north america, im pissed everything is being cancelled

i would do you due diligence to stay safe over this week, i think next week we will get a good idea of whats up

otherwise this is your last weekend

live it up imo

Isn’t this like, not how viruses usually work though? Even with colds, which are a type of coronavirus, I thought you couldn’t get infected with the exact same strain of cold twice.

Anyway I’m basically hoping like hell that “testing positive” doesn’t actually mean being sick again, and people are just freaking out about the possibility, like when that dog tested positive for coronavirus but then it turned out that dogs can’t really get sick from it or pass it to humans.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Just woke up to find our 4yo in bed with us, she's suddenly sneezing, coughing, and has a 101 fever.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Just woke up to find our 4yo in bed with us, she's suddenly sneezing, coughing, and has a 101 fever.

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Just woke up to find our 4yo in bed with us, she's suddenly sneezing, coughing, and has a 101 fever.

Good news: Your kid will be fine.

Bad news: You won't be there to see it.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

numberoneposter posted:

quote forever

its going to be the knock on effect that affects people the most

Won't someone think of the landlords?! :cry:

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

"its just like the flu" is asinine because we're not choosing between the flu and this - covid is ON TOP of the flu. So even if we were to agree with the stupid assertion and it WASN'T 20X deadlier we'd still be looking at a 100% increase in flu-and-flu-like related deaths

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Excelzior posted:

"its just like the flu" is asinine because we're not choosing between the flu and this - covid is ON TOP of the flu. So even if we were to agree with the stupid assertion and it WASN'T 20X deadlier we'd still be looking at a 100% increase in flu-and-flu-like related deaths

But in a land devoid of nuance it makes sense. People can be good or bad, no in-between.
Right or left, no in-between.
Flu or covid19, can't be both.

This level of stupid is what ends civilizations.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

mycomancy posted:

According to my colleague (a PhD in microbiology) coronaviri as a class generate weak immune responses in terms of the "memory" of the infection, making it possible to contract multiple times. While the specific strain of virus undoubtedly affects this characteristic, the smart wager is that Covid-19 will behave like its relatives.

that means a vaccine is impossible too right?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

My wife still wants to bring our feverish, sneezing toddler to her grandmother's 95th birthday party today. I made the argument that it would be a bad idea when we weren't in a pandemic but soon came to realize that she probably lusts for old lady death.

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eig
Oct 16, 2008

went to the Hmart mart 5 min from my house last evening and it was fully stocked. heard the stop&shop 5 mins the other direction was rampaged. glad to see how racist my neighbors are 😎

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