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Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 03:13 on Mar 14, 2020

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Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utHL1lpDKyo

# ? Mar 14, 2020 03:11

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I have no rear end, but I must scream

# ? Mar 14, 2020 03:17

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Just poo poo and shower
So simple!

# ? Mar 14, 2020 03:48

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

# ? Mar 14, 2020 03:57

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Mar 14, 2020 04:29

Niemat: Mar 21, 2011; I gave that pitch vibrato. Pitches love vibrato.

robotsinmyhead posted:

pulls out NG tubes like they're pull-starting a lawnmower

I know the thread has already moved past it, but I need you to know this is the hardest I�ve laughed all day. It�s so true.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 05:09

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

Gann Jerrod posted:

https://youtu.be/b4tGthUWW_s

# ? Mar 14, 2020 06:46

Samfucius: Sep 8, 2010; And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

Empty Sandwich posted:

I had to have pins removed from my fingers post-surgery. This was recently and post-opiod-crisis backlash, but maybe this is always how it goes: the doctor just pulled them out with a needlenose pliers, no meds.

When I had my jaw wired shut and plates put in, I had three surprises. The first was that the wires were anchored to 10 completely normal Phillips head screws just sticking out of my gums. The second was the plates reconstructing my jaw were also screwed in using Phillips head screws under the skin of my gums (not really so weird, considering) and I could feel the cross shape when I touched the protrusions (that's the weird part). The third, and most relevant, was that when it came time to remove them, the doctor sat me in a chair and unscrewed them by hand with a totally normal screwdriver. It felt so unceremonious, and while it didn't hurt much there was blood, pressure, and I could feel the threads grinding against the roots of my teeth.

Edit: this was in a major hospital in a large American city, despite what the image conjures

Samfucius has a new favorite as of 07:53 on Mar 14, 2020

# ? Mar 14, 2020 07:51

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

By that edit are you implying you�re about to post an image of it?

:fap:

# ? Mar 14, 2020 07:55

Samfucius: Sep 8, 2010; And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

I wasn't forward-thinking enough to slap impact font on the post surgery video I took, unfortunately.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 07:59

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

BOTTOM JAW TEXT

# ? Mar 14, 2020 08:00

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Samfucius posted:

When I had my jaw wired shut and plates put in, I had three surprises. The first was that the wires were anchored to 10 completely normal Phillips head screws just sticking out of my gums. The second was the plates reconstructing my jaw were also screwed in using Phillips head screws under the skin of my gums (not really so weird, considering) and I could feel the cross shape when I touched the protrusions (that's the weird part). The third, and most relevant, was that when it came time to remove them, the doctor sat me in a chair and unscrewed them by hand with a totally normal screwdriver. It felt so unceremonious, and while it didn't hurt much there was blood, pressure, and I could feel the threads grinding against the roots of my teeth.

Edit: this was in a major hospital in a large American city, despite what the image conjures

And yet you can't undo most electronics without some specialist screwdriver you need to get off the internet these days. But priorities, that and they want to make the procedure easy to do and undo.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 08:05

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bike tory posted:

I'm pretty sure she actually said this too

# ? Mar 14, 2020 08:13

Futaba Anzu: May 6, 2011; GROSS BOY

bike tory posted:

i love this

# ? Mar 14, 2020 08:41

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

https://twitter.com/Armand_Gman/status/1238694461787394054?s=20

# ? Mar 14, 2020 08:58

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Samfucius posted:

When I had my jaw wired shut and plates put in, I had three surprises. The first was that the wires were anchored to 10 completely normal Phillips head screws just sticking out of my gums. The second was the plates reconstructing my jaw were also screwed in using Phillips head screws under the skin of my gums (not really so weird, considering) and I could feel the cross shape when I touched the protrusions (that's the weird part). The third, and most relevant, was that when it came time to remove them, the doctor sat me in a chair and unscrewed them by hand with a totally normal screwdriver. It felt so unceremonious, and while it didn't hurt much there was blood, pressure, and I could feel the threads grinding against the roots of my teeth.

Edit: this was in a major hospital in a large American city, despite what the image conjures

# ? Mar 14, 2020 08:59

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

alexandriao posted:

Uhh Roger That but I am British and I don't know of any accents that would pronounce it like that

Wycombe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZnrjhVzpmA

Pronounced, of course, wicum.

In line with places like Postwick (pozzik)

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 09:21 on Mar 14, 2020

# ? Mar 14, 2020 09:17

WaltherFeng: May 15, 2013; 50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

Boomers can have little a corona as a treat

# ? Mar 14, 2020 11:08

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

# ? Mar 14, 2020 12:35

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Blind Rasputin posted:

BOTTOM JAW TEXT

THIS MEME MADE BY
FLAT HEAD GANG

# ? Mar 14, 2020 12:42

Zvahl: Oct 14, 2005; научный кот

Zetsubou-san posted:

everyone@dr memes

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Mar 14, 2020 12:54

barbecue at the folks: Jul 20, 2007

bike tory posted:

Anyone else got some philosophy memes for me?

NWS for picture of fleshlight: https://i.redd.it/r4b04g5hfth21.jpg

I love them all

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:24

Ockhams Crowbar: May 7, 2007; Always the simplest solution.

Dewgy posted:

# ? Mar 14, 2020 13:34

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

And yet you can't undo most electronics without some specialist screwdriver you need to get off the internet these days. But priorities, that and they want to make the procedure easy to do and undo.

Vacuum cleaner. A goddamn Shark vacuum cleaner required Torx bits for me to open it up the other day.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 14:27

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

https://i.imgur.com/qKZxmkN.jpg

possibly :nws:

even though it's Saturday and it's the apocalypse and no one is at work but SA mods aren't very bright

# ? Mar 14, 2020 14:50

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/_Matural/status/1238502952752386048

# ? Mar 14, 2020 14:53

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:39

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:52

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

last panel should have the text 'BOOM' at least

# ? Mar 14, 2020 15:53

redgubbinz: May 1, 2007

Zetsubou-san posted:

last panel should have the text 'BOOM' at least

the 'boom' is Silent

# ? Mar 14, 2020 16:14

Scholtz: Aug 24, 2007; Zorchin' some Flemoids

redgubbinz posted:

the 'boom' is Silent

Nah that was the generation before them.

# ? Mar 14, 2020 16:19

Eh! Frank: Mar 28, 2006; Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Samfucius posted:

When I had my jaw wired shut and plates put in, I had three surprises. The first was that the wires were anchored to 10 completely normal Phillips head screws just sticking out of my gums. The second was the plates reconstructing my jaw were also screwed in using Phillips head screws under the skin of my gums (not really so weird, considering) and I could feel the cross shape when I touched the protrusions (that's the weird part). The third, and most relevant, was that when it came time to remove them, the doctor sat me in a chair and unscrewed them by hand with a totally normal screwdriver. It felt so unceremonious, and while it didn't hurt much there was blood, pressure, and I could feel the threads grinding against the roots of my teeth.

Edit: this was in a major hospital in a large American city, despite what the image conjures

Is it safe?

# ? Mar 14, 2020 16:33

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

redgubbinz posted:

the 'boom' is Silent

Inshallah

# ? Mar 14, 2020 16:36

Samfucius: Sep 8, 2010; And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

Eh! Frank posted:

Is it safe?

Idgi.

Unless this is a real question?

# ? Mar 14, 2020 16:52

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.