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f#a# posted:so how did today's presser go? Prez all doped up for some strange reason that had nothing to do with the COVID-19 that he's giving everybody
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emfive posted:Start an "I have COVID-19" ama thread Im picking them up from the airport tomorow so give me a few days
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:I just realized that we are all idiots.
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Plinkey posted:all set for the coronapocolypse What strain is this
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Jesus some of the chuds on the facebook are still calling this a hoax by democrats to take down Trump. Like.. they realize this is a global pandemic right.
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googling nude cruzes
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cruisin for a nudesin
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Bulgakov posted:nice 
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eric ciaramella posted:googling nude cruzes why would you do this?
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Philthy posted:Jesus some of the chuds on the facebook are still calling this a hoax by democrats to take down Trump. THEYRE ALL IN ON IT, THE CHINESE, IRAN, ITALY ITS A REGULAR AXIS OF EVIL OUT THERE WITH GEORGE SOROS AT THE CENTER
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my opinion on cruises is coming around
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DryGoods posted:my opinion on cruises is coming around KISS means Knights In Service to Sailor
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titty_baby_ posted:What strain is this swedish, perhaps
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Jeff bezos made corona to increase amazon sales!
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https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1238962572352577536 this is gonna be a fun one to remember in a month or two
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Schmoe Cwead posted:https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1238962572352577536 what position will Blankfein get in the Biden administration
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yeah im sure the private sector will get right on the extremely unprofitable job of public health disaster readiness if we just give them a chance
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lorn Wayne posted:im glad we all have our own personal number that determines how worthy we are of existence post count
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I think the cheeze machine was broke on the day this pizza got made
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VectorSigma posted:yeah im sure the private sector will get right on the extremely unprofitable job of public health disaster readiness if we just give them a chance Listen here Jack, Walmart has donated space in every one of their parking lots across this great land
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Bearjew posted:what position will Blankfein get in the Biden administration Hhs obvi
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Shear Modulus posted:aren't they to like destinations like islands and stuff? like the second plague ship was a cruise "to mexico." they make some stops, you can get off and take a tour, but there's not poo poo you want to see or do right next to a cruiseship terminal. half the stops in the caribbean are islands owned by the cruise company, mostly to restock on domestic beers admittedly i have never been on a traditional cruise, only worked on a handful of concert cruises, but i'm assuming the normal ones aren't much different
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Schmoe Cwead posted:https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1238962572352577536 there's a game called Neo Scavenger where you start off waking from cryosleep and there's a monster busting into the facility. you are given a number of ways to handle the encounter and survive, but one of the options is to dump one of the other cryopods so the monster eats them instead. among them is one called "lloyd blankcheck". I always choose to dump him
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Dewgy posted:so he definitely has it, gotcha
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f#a# posted:so how did today's presser go? our big boy said he took the test and will reveal the results in “a week maybe” then he said we should stop shaking hands, not just now, but forever. also he’s banning travel from the UK and Ireland on Monday and he’s probably going to fire the Fed chair.
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so let's see, our wasteful reliance on cars leads us to have vast tracts of wasted land for nothing more than temporarily storing these cars which are only ever filled maybe ten days in a year, and in the middle of a global pandemic the ceo of a major parking lot haver goes on the glowing rectangle to tell everyone he's letting the president use some of his parking lots, but not because it will really help, but because they wanted an abstract quantification of wealth concentration to temporarily show a higher number to put on the glowing rectangles later in hopes that it would make the number go up again do i have this right
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VectorSigma posted:so let's see, our wasteful reliance on cars leads us to have vast tracts of wasted land for nothing more than temporarily storing these cars which are only ever filled maybe ten days in a year, and in the middle of a global pandemic the ceo of a major parking lot haver goes on the glowing rectangle to tell everyone he's letting the president use some of his parking lots, but not because it will really help, but because they wanted an abstract quantification of wealth concentration to temporarily show a higher number to put on the glowing rectangles later in hopes that it would make the number go up again we could all have cars and they would be safe if we all drove tiny shriner cars and/or bumper cars
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triple sulk posted:the prez is totally poz neg president pozzed by thicc brazillian bois
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