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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Lobe posted:

diet high in zinc I think

thank god. now we know plinkey is at least getting some vitamins and minerals in his diet

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cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
cum

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
prepare to hear about this a lot

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/03/earn-it-bill-governments-not-so-secret-plan-scan-every-message-online

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Squizzle posted:

hoping to give out enough tags that when biden loses i can contact journos to pitch a “the surprising way that 1990s web-site somethingawful destroyed joes chances” story

very astute marketing lowtax should promote you

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

neutral milf hotel posted:

how do they get the cum to be so thick?

eat lots of cheese wiz.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

i wonder if government cheese will come back

citizens, get TURMP CHEESE in your local grocer or food distribution checkpoint today

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9F7HVOs-Ug

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



what is the goon stance on velveeta 'cheese'

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Now we know who to blame for the pandemic.

https://twitter.com/MonaHannaA/status/1238981157196308481

this is the doctor who blew the whistle on the lead in Flint's water

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

not an endorsement posted:

what is the goon stance on velveeta 'cheese'

mmmmmmm plastic cheese

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Now we know who to blame for the pandemic.

https://twitter.com/MonaHannaA/status/1238981157196308481

this is the doctor who blew the whistle on the lead in Flint's water

how about gently caress you a healthy ecosystem kills the weak.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


not an endorsement posted:

what is the goon stance on velveeta 'cheese'

industrial byproduct commodified, sold to the poor in lieu of food

contains calories but negligible nutrition. unpleasant but people can acquire a taste for just about anything

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Gripweed posted:

The British plan is to wall the elderly off in their homes and wait for them to die

https://twitter.com/Swery65/status/1239112421882486784?s=20

finally..

wall...... :unsmith:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
the british plan is to trip over our own dicks everyday in new and increasingly hilarious fashions

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



lorn Wayne posted:

finally..

wall...... :unsmith:

to each their own (wall)

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1239172069969051649

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

not an endorsement posted:

what is the goon stance on velveeta 'cheese'

Is it mixed with chili and canned jalapenos?

Then microwaved for like 10 minutes?

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

ah, facebook memes

HUGE PUBES A PLUS has issued a correction as of 14:08 on Mar 15, 2020

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

lorn Wayne posted:

the british plan is to trip over our own dicks everyday in new and increasingly hilarious fashions

It's wild, you guys are apparently gonna do a full police state military crackdown on civil liberties, but not to stop the virus. Just because it's what you've always wanted and no time like the present?

https://twitter.com/thesundaypeople/status/1238948422876647431?s=20

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




lorn Wayne posted:

the british plan is to trip over our own dicks everyday in new and increasingly hilarious fashions

same as it ever was

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The US plan for us in 2020 and beyond

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Gripweed posted:

It's wild, you guys are apparently gonna do a full police state military crackdown on civil liberties, but not to stop the virus. Just because it's what you've always wanted and no time like the present?

https://twitter.com/thesundaypeople/status/1238948422876647431?s=20

*glances at british media headline*

yep, I'll just take this at face value. sounds good. can't see an agenda there

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Man, I'm playing State of Decay 2 and it's like day 5 in the game and I'm kind of irritated at the sheer amount of bullshit that keeps popping up. Like I'm fine with stuff popping up, but right now it just feels like it's way too fast because I feel like as soon as I go to deal with one issue, say an infestation, then 3 more issues pop up all over the map and I just feel like the game is forcing me to play at a super fast pace and not actually enjoy things and it just never feels like there is a lull so that I can explore.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

ah, facebook memes



Ok, but this is a virus we are dealing with here. I mean it says so right in the name: Corona virus, or as Trump likes to say CoronaVirus

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
lmao Dr Fauci is on CNN right now and it's so obvious that they still aren't loving prepared for this thing.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

hoping to give out enough tags that when biden loses i can contact journos to pitch a “the surprising way that 1990s web-site somethingawful destroyed joes chances” story

slap me with that fam

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Holy loving poo poo, we are doomed.

This loving guy is sitting there saying that hopefully we won't get to the point that Italy is at, despite the fact that we are clearly on the exact same path.

K9
May 6, 2007

new kind of cat posted:

slap me with that fam

:yossame:

Isizzlehorn
Feb 25, 2010

:lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick:

Kentucky Man gets Covid-19: No gently caress you I won't quarantine this is America!

Kentucky Law Enforcement: Well actually....

https://twitter.com/phillipmbailey/status/1238924893724512257?s=20

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

TMMadman posted:

Holy loving poo poo, we are doomed.

This loving guy is sitting there saying that hopefully we won't get to the point that Italy is at, despite the fact that we are clearly on the exact same path.

they have no plan because big boy will never do anything that could harm number besides banning foreigners

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

neutral milf hotel posted:

how far is Orlando from The Villages?

About 45 mins by car. My buddy just flew back to Orlando from meeting with a client in CA, also just went to a meeting with another client in the Villages. This is so spreading there.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




The Alpha Centauri posted:

I'll take one

its bernie or barbarism with plagues

new kind of cat posted:

slap me with that fam

post in the toxx thread :colbert:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

cabbage is on sale this week because of st patty's day. if I load up with 15 pounds of cabbage to make sauerkraut, will the store accuse me of hoarding cabbage? :ohdear:

You'll need a crock the size of a kitchen trash can to make 15 cabbage-pounds worth of sauerkraut.

Not that that's a bad idea of course.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

post in the toxx thread :colbert:

done mate

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Gripweed posted:

It's wild, you guys are apparently gonna do a full police state military crackdown on civil liberties, but not to stop the virus. Just because it's what you've always wanted and no time like the present?

https://twitter.com/thesundaypeople/status/1238948422876647431?s=20

but their explicitly stated goal is to let it get out of control?

e: ohhh

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
trump has no covid19 :emo:

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

im earth tones with a vest irl so this is my time to shine

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Who has heard the poem called "Beware"?
<crowd cheers>
So I have it, does anyone want to hear it again?
<cheering>
You sure? Are you sure?
<grabs paper from pocket, shows it to the crowd>
So let's dedicate this...to MS13-lover Nancy Pelosi, the Fake News Media, and the Do Nothing Democrats, who are doing a terrible job. This was written by <SNIFFFFF> MC Ride, maybe not so long ago, and I thought of it having to do with our current, uh, situation. And we know what we're going to have, don't we? We're going to have problems. We have to be very very careful, we have to be smart, we have to be vigilant.

So here it is, "Beware." It's called "BE. WARE."

"And I know soon come my time
For in mine void a pale horse burns
But I fear not the time I'm taken
Past the point of no return
"

<raises finger> This is the media hoax.

"Wage war like no tomorrow
'Cause no hell, there won't be one
For all who deny the struggle
The triumphant overcome
"

So true, so true. But it continues!

"I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am. The beast. I worship!
"

<points at crowd, cheering> Beautiful, beautiful.

"I close my eyes and seize it
I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I AM. THE BEAST. I WORSHIP!
"

<raises hand with "OK" gesture for emphasis>
I AM. THE BEAST. I WORSHIP!

So I just wanna...I just wanna. Yes. That's right. We all know it and they don't get it.
<mugs for camera>
They never will.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
lol Trump can't weekend at Mar A Lago because it's a virus soupbowl now

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

emfive posted:

You'll need a crock the size of a kitchen trash can to make 15 cabbage-pounds worth of sauerkraut.

Not that that's a bad idea of course.

I own a 10 liter crock. :smug:

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