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How much money can you really make re-selling toilet paper anyway.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:How much money can you really make re-selling toilet paper anyway. poo poo loads
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Mar 15, 2020 12:49
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this guy is probably feeling pretty smug right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvGP7ZQ3ixo
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Mar 15, 2020 12:53
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Universe Master posted:You can probably jerk off with sanitizer. Just tried for science. Terrible idea. Everything looks like some kinda white raisin now and it all stings something fierce.
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Mar 15, 2020 12:53
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I imagine people who do things like the toilet paper hoarding and re-selling do that sort of thing with everything and are generally the types of assholes that get robbed and shot and any witness is just like "good."
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Mar 15, 2020 12:55
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Zzulu posted:What's the most essential, most absolutely necessary thing you need in case of an epidemic? Japan has had a complete, ongoing rush on toliet paper for about a month now. I dont know who is buying it but they arent stopping.
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Mar 15, 2020 13:13
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Adolf Glitter posted:poo poo loads good post
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Mar 15, 2020 13:24
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Finnish military surplus store Varusteleka is showing it's prices also as toilet paper rolls. Also it has list of alternatives to toilet paper, like bandages, cups and spoons. https://www.varusteleka.com/en/group/alternative-rear end-wipes/2437
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Mar 15, 2020 13:27
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Barudak posted:Japan has had a complete, ongoing rush on toliet paper for about a month now. I dont know who is buying it but they arent stopping. but japan has those cool rear end tp-less solutions 
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Mar 15, 2020 13:28
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I imagine people who do things like the toilet paper hoarding and re-selling do that sort of thing with everything and are generally the types of assholes that get robbed and shot and any witness is just like "good." My favourites are the people panic buying several months' worth of frozen meat and then realising they don't have the freezer room to store it so they try to sell off the excess on Facebook  Mmm-mmmm, lightly defrosted but still delicious, what could possibly go wrong????
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Mar 15, 2020 13:29
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Barudak posted:Japan has had a complete, ongoing rush on toliet paper for about a month now. I dont know who is buying it but they arent stopping. there's also a video floating around of women in the UK getting into a fistfight over it
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Mar 15, 2020 13:29
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My wife went to tesco earlier and apparently people were queueing up to buy toilet paper and it sold out within minutes. This is a huge supermarket too. People are losing their minds.
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Mar 15, 2020 13:31
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Beavis and Butthead predicted COVID-19 25 years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHv2dIM3t9I
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Mar 15, 2020 13:39
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:My favourites are the people panic buying several months' worth of frozen meat and then realising they don't have the freezer room to store it so they try to sell off the excess on Facebook Highway to the danger zone
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Mar 15, 2020 13:40
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sassassin posted:The most alarming thing to me is discovering that people don't have a stockpile of toilet paper normally. Are the general public living life by the seat of their pants, only buying more when they're down to the last roll, or out completely? All those office poops washed away, like tears in rain. Time to wipe.
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Mar 15, 2020 13:43
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CannonFodder posted:There was a SA group doing F@H back in the day, like group 150 or 350 or some other early number. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3513956 still folding here, come fight covid-19 with any idle hardware you have.
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Mar 15, 2020 13:49
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pixaal posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3513956  I was folding proteins waaaayy back in the day, but stopped when I went to laptop only.
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Mar 15, 2020 13:54
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Mulaney Power Move posted:How much money can you really make re-selling toilet paper anyway. You are too late, there's already reputable vendors to buy 4 squares for $1 with repeat customers. The suckers are already loyal and have chosen the 4 people that will become millionaires from this. Anyone paying what is that $100 per roll? is a sucker and anyone charging that is a monster anyway.
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Mar 15, 2020 13:59
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https://i.imgur.com/k6Jl56i.mp4
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Mar 15, 2020 14:06
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Is he pawing bogroll, water and sanitizer? (lol at the handshake)
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protip, if it's a video clip on imgur it usually has sound you just have to right click it, show controls and unmute it
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Mar 15, 2020 14:22
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Anyone have any tips for guilting your boss into taking this seriously? My 76 year old boss doesn't see any reason to let me shut down the hair salon I manage.
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Mar 15, 2020 14:28
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After we had my dad's birthday party with the US side of the family last night, my parents FINALLY decided come back to Canada early and cancel all their travel plans through to July. Basically the full realization of how completely and utterly screwed Florida is hit them in full force after talking about the virus all night to a bunch of Florida boomers lol. I'm extremely relieved, I'm really close to my family and was having major anxiety about them being stuck with American healthcare (albeit with A+++ platinum insurance down there) while going full corona. They're both in incredibly good health for their age, but my mom's 66 and my dad's 70.
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china bot posted:Anyone have any tips for guilting your boss into taking this seriously? My 76 year old boss doesn't see any reason to let me shut down the hair salon I manage. Start telling them about a customer who came through who didn't look well and then when they go to reply you "accidentally" sneeze into their open mouth. Apologize profusely, but for the rest of the day point out that they're looking a little pale and ask them if they're okay. Paranoia should do the rest! Also make sure you send them an email or a text message saying something along the lines of "I've looked into it and all the relevant authorities recommend that we close down and I agree with them, it'd be irresponsible for us not to" and when your boss mentions that email tell them you wanted to leave a paper trail that showed you wanted to shut down the salon but were overruled so you're legally covered in case they get sued when a customer gets sick and dies.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Start telling them about a customer who came through who didn't look well and then when they go to reply you "accidentally" sneeze into their open mouth. Apologize profusely, but for the rest of the day point out that they're looking a little pale and ask them if they're okay. Paranoia should do the rest! He "works" from home, and is waiting for my city to demand all businesses close before agreeing to shut down. e: I've already told all of my employees that they don't have to work if they don't feel safe, but a decent chunk of them don't really have any other choice for money.
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if you haven't wiped your rear end already, this is... the end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VScSEXRwUqQ just had a two hour long skype chat with an italian friend who walked me through the completely silent empty deserted streets of turin and said the local coroners are working overtime and that you can't even say goodbye to loved ones with a funeral. they just get buried and that's it. but hey it's just like the flu, and we don't really have to worry about any scientific evidence about things like vaccinations and evolution and climate change and the moon landing and welp maybe we just need all the stupid people to die schmuckfeatures fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Mar 15, 2020 |
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Mar 15, 2020 14:51
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schmuckfeatures posted:just had a two hour long skype chat with an italian friend who walked me through the completely silent empty deserted streets of turin and said the local coroners are working overtime and that you can't even say goodbye to loved ones with a funeral. they just get buried and that's it. boomer remover haha XD 
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i went back to bed and just woke up after i had a dream about being trapped in a home depot with like 4 floors that was all out of toilet paper and state troopers were escorting shipments of a generic brand "darn good toilet paper," only to have roving bands of children raid supplies while church ladies looked on disapprovingly.
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Mar 15, 2020 15:01
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to clarify, the "darn" was stylized and bolded separately and "good toilet paper" was written beneath it in a smaller font. so i think the brand was actually just "darn"
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Mar 15, 2020 15:02
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I wish I worked in a field that allowed working from home. I never wanna leave the house again.
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A supermarket in my state just released a statement saying that they'll be opening an hour early every day for the next two weeks exclusively for Senior and Disability Card holders to give them a chance to buy the stuff they need without having to fight through crowds of hoarder idiots. The offer includes carers and people with companion cards but the supermarket was very careful to stipulate that they just couldn't rock up and shop on their client's behalf or use another person's accreditation for themselves but that they had to come in with the person they care for. Because of-loving-course the greedy hoarder idiots would just use this as a way to sneak in early and buy up all that poo poo for themselves if they left that loophole open for them.
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Mar 15, 2020 15:12
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Mulaney Power Move posted:roving bands of children raid supplies while church ladies looked on disapprovingly. Were the children dressed normally, or had they begun to go feral and nail skulls to their shoulders and wrap their arms in bundles of ethernet cord?
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Mar 15, 2020 15:13
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If only young people had been allowed to buy property before old people bought more as some kind of fair system like that lol
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The Strangest Finch posted:Were the children dressed normally, or had they begun to go feral and nail skulls to their shoulders and wrap their arms in bundles of ethernet cord? they were dressed like the biker gangs in that MSTK3K featured post plague apocalyptic movie "city limits" because i happened to watch it last night.
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china bot posted:Anyone have any tips for guilting your boss into taking this seriously? My 76 year old boss doesn't see any reason to let me shut down the hair salon I manage. If a cluster of people catch it there and their doctors put it together it will become a matter of permanent public record that your business negligently spread the plague to its customers that one time whenever someone googles the business ever again
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barbecue at the folks posted:when you can't resist getting a little dig in: The cat is finally out of the bag; the USA is a third world country.
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zer0spunk posted:i'm non union, no unemployment, no union bailout (if iatse gets it) Sorry this was pages ago but this thread is running real fast. I'm so sorry about that  . Unsure of this is true but I did see this posted on a lighting technicians group on FB. Can't hurt to send off an email to see what happens. Same goes for any other goons in the theater/film industry in NYC: Also if you're in film and know anybody in Local 52 I've heard that some shoots are still happening. Might be an idea to reach out to them and see what scraps they can throw your way.
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poverty goat posted:If a cluster of people catch it there and their doctors put it together it will become a matter of permanent public record that your business negligently spread the plague to its customers that one time whenever someone googles the business ever again I've already told him this, but he's not taking it seriously.
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