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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Hellblazer187 posted:

What's that last one, with the big 3 in the corner?

Three Percenters, usual white militia nonsense

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ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Hellblazer187 posted:

What's that last one, with the big 3 in the corner?

3%ers, there’s a myth that only 3% of the colonists fought the British in the revolution.

Loky11
Dec 12, 2006

Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

:yeshaha:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


bike tory posted:

When I was five years old my family fostered and trained some lambs to walk on a lead, come when called and other small tricks, all as part of my small rural school's annual "calf club day". About a month before the competition, after several months of working with and bonding with a lamb, I went out to feed mine who I had named Wooly. I immediately noticed that something was wrong; she was lying on her side, head bent at an unnatural angle, blue in the face and with foam still fresh on her now-cold lips. It turned out she had eaten a poisonous plant and died, probably in a lot of pain. In this recipe for lamb ragout, I will draw on these memories to...

hi this post was v good

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





How do you scroll without your finger?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Facebook Aunt posted:

How do you scroll without your finger?

:flaccid:

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Facebook Aunt posted:

How do you scroll without your finger?





E: also username/post combo on point there

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Please don't post untagged meatspin

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

bike tory posted:

That's very clearly a sheep, not a lamb. Lambs are small and easy to lift

It's ewephebophilia! :haw:




beanieson posted:

Trap sprung sheep fucker

:eek:

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Phy posted:

If we're talking about Lamblifter I always preferred their second single, Aries vs. Lotus

I always liked Age Of Ewelectric more

50s girl groupon
Jul 17, 2010

I woke up like this

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

I feel strongly that this costume needs a lot more references to the Girl Scouts.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
LifeHAX!


https://i.imgur.com/yWiFmoj.mp4

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Why is there a mouse in the cupboard?

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




I'm guessing the rat is supposed to be the funny bit?

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

muscles like this! posted:

Why is there a mouse in the cupboard?

The Indian borrowed his motorcycle.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

That's not a mouse, that's a full on fuckin rat.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Rat cooks, human cleans. Seems fair.

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

bike tory posted:

When I was five years old my family fostered and trained some lambs to walk on a lead, come when called and other small tricks, all as part of my small rural school's annual "calf club day". About a month before the competition, after several months of working with and bonding with a lamb, I went out to feed mine who I had named Wooly. I immediately noticed that something was wrong; she was lying on her side, head bent at an unnatural angle, blue in the face and with foam still fresh on her now-cold lips. It turned out she had eaten a poisonous plant and died, probably in a lot of pain. In this recipe for lamb ragout, I will draw on these memories to...

You still hear the lambs screaming, don’t you Clarice?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

muscles like this! posted:

Why is there a mouse in the cupboard?

Where do you keep yours?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

marshmallow creep posted:

Where do you keep yours?

On the desk, by their keyboard.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

If your using a desktop to shitpost, you're probably going to die from the 'vid.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Cocaine Bear posted:

If your using a desktop to shitpost, you're probably going to die from the 'vid.

But it's just not the same without the tangy CRT radiation

clockwork chaos
Sep 15, 2009




Elviscat posted:

That's not a mouse, that's a full on fuckin rat.

Fancy rats are cool and good.



They can have little a candy, as a treat




Fruits and veggies are also important!




Stay hydrated, and remember to wash ya hands!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

muscles like this! posted:

Why is there a mouserat in the cupboard?

To make ratatouille

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn


SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Imagine trying to lift a lamb over a wall and failing so badly you end up searching instructions on twitter

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Picnic Princess posted:

Imagine trying to lift a lamb over a wall and failing so badly you end up searching instructions on twitter

I'd go for a YouTube instructional video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOOuR_vv7dU

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

spookygonk posted:

I'd go for a YouTube instructional video.

GBS thread asking for advice is the true goon way to commit to this.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Inceltown posted:

GBS thread asking for advice is the true goon way to commit to this.

guys stop peeing on the lamb

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

NtotheTC posted:

guys stop peeing on the lamb

Just because I robbed a bank and I'm now on the run evading the police, doesn't mean I'm going to stop peeing.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


NtotheTC posted:

guys stop peeing on the lamb

That's premature, the lamb has to refuse help first. Several suggested forms of help. And also bleat loudly about how it got it now you guys.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
:sever:

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Picnic Princess posted:

Imagine trying to lift a lamb over a wall and failing so badly you end up searching instructions on twitter

I am trying my best, ok, and this type of talk is *not* helping.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

NtotheTC posted:

guys stop peeing on the lamb
But it was stung by a jellyfish!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/bransonreese/status/1238957476302729218?s=19

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


:canada:





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