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you know the average person just doesn't appreciate how hard it is to, uh, continue to pay people you were already paying
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MourningView posted:you know the average person just doesn't appreciate how hard it is to, uh, continue to pay people you were already paying Zion's youth and inexperience shining through, selflessly assisting less fortunate people in his community so they can go on with life during a difficult time with more security, instead of negotiating for days to attach as many strings as possible to the beer salesman's ability to pay rent
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Lol when you lose the moral high ground to Rovell
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General Dog posted:Even the Michael Buble tour has been canceled.
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 04:27 |
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General Dog posted:The directive seemed to be "try to mimic the general tone of Deadspin, but with less cusses and no politics" https://deadspin.com/is-there-any-big-ten-program-that-doesnt-have-a-hideous-1842303580 the writing is really clumsy; the syntax and style is basically fansided quality every article has a very clumsy, deliberate quality that is amateurish in a not very endearing way; these are writers used to writing about sports, not telling jokes
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 04:35 |
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First day at work is never easy; Im sure neo-Deadspin will find its own voice in time (not that that voice will necessarily be any good, or that I have a strong urge to stick with it and find out)
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 04:42 |
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the biggest missing ingredient in vichy deadspin is that petchesky and the eics they had over the years had an actual eye for writing talent and voice and the new writers just arent very good at being Deadspin Writers
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 04:42 |
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Were met with an Armageddon-like conundrum- is it easier to teach sportswriters to be funny, or to teach joke men how to be sporty?
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Declan MacManus posted:the biggest missing ingredient in vichy deadspin is that petchesky and the eics they had over the years had an actual eye for writing talent and voice and the new writers just aren’t very good at being Deadspin Writers Vichy Deadspin. Art. Marry me.
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 04:47 |
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It continues to bottle the mind how much you can gently caress up but "relaunch deadspin the day after sports are all cancelled" somehow managed to play a new chord.
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 05:33 |
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The Ringer crying about losing locker room access during a pandemic is peak sports journalism.
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BWV posted:Vichy Deadspin. Art. Marry me. Hey! Check the last page, I'm the one who coined that phrase on this thread. I was going to try to make a "Manchuko" pun but uh im not clever enough to make it work.
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DildenAnders posted:Hey! Check the last page, I'm the one who coined that phrase on this thread. I was going to try to make a "Manchuko" pun but uh im not clever enough to make it work. my bad. my praise shall be sent your way as i enjoyed this greatly!
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 14:17 |
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pals should i pitch some articles on historical animal bloodsports to neodeadspin? you'll find out what "fox tossing" is.Sash! posted:OK hear me out on this: i like that, but i also have an alternative suggestion
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 14:37 |
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https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1238859481385230345
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the government needs to intervene and stop this
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DildenAnders posted:Hey! Check the last page, I'm the one who coined that phrase on this thread. I was going to try to make a "Manchuko" pun but uh im not clever enough to make it work. its all true you coined it and i took it and ran with it PHIZ KALIFA posted:pals should i pitch some articles on historical animal bloodsports to neodeadspin? you'll find out what "fox tossing" is. listen bud get your money, if i get to read an article about fox tossing so be it
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 17:21 |
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https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/1238870078231212034
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Extreme Lucille Bluth energy for a guy whose whole gimmick is just being a regular guy MourningView fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Mar 14, 2020 |
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they can call it "movies 2.0"
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 18:00 |
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Is that that bad a tweet? It makes sense to me to release things in a different way considering whats happening. Edit - hmm I guess the price is outlandish I didnt really consider that Rdit2 - and I guess folks have no money rn
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The real answer is that most theater chains would refuse to screen the movie if they did that
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morestuff posted:The real answer is that most theater chains would refuse to screen the movie if they did that Hard to screen a movie when theatres are shut down
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They tried exactly that a few years ago with Tower Heist I think it was. Price was even higher, over $60 IIRC and yeah, the theaters hated it.
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 18:05 |
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Movies being available On Demand simultaneously with theaters has been a thing for a while, it just hasn't happened with many major releases. Simmons is probably just mad he can't see The Way Back without risking a theater visit and wants a Rich Person Solution to the problem.
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 18:30 |
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What would you pay to on demand a film in its theatrical release has been a longstanding gimmick of Simmons. I know it's come up before in relation to John Wick and the Fast franchise.
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:They tried exactly that a few years ago with Tower Heist I think it was. Price was even higher, over $60 IIRC and yeah, the theaters hated it. Like Tower Heist was something that the studio would not be risking much by dumping straight to VOD.
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 18:52 |
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Theres no way the theaters would abide a streaming price as low as $50. A family of four seeing it in the evening would be saving money in that scenario.
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FlamingLiberal posted:If a studio commits to putting a serious tent pole film on demand it could become a thing, but until then it will just be an idea. Roma and Marriage Story were both big sensations, but I don't know if they boosted Netflix's revenues at all.
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Could pay half a million to make your own theater and rent the movies from Netflix. https://www.forbes.com/sites/curtissilver/2016/07/01/imax-private-theatre-is-the-best-400k-youll-never-spend/#214e99ef7436
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I think there is a service that does exactly that but it's something ridiculous like $1,500 a movie.The X-man cometh posted:Roma and Marriage Story were both big sensations, but I don't know if they boosted Netflix's revenues at all. Netflix is more worried about stickiness of subscribers than they are about getting new revenue. They want 5-6 of those "Sensations" every year so people feel like they shouldn't cancel. They specifically don't measure ROI on individual projects like that (which is also why they cancel things so fast when they don't catch fire).
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https://twitter.com/Simone_Biles/status/1238900533567651840?s=20
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# ? Mar 14, 2020 21:40 |
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Don't know where else to put this, but Minneapolis-St. Paul sports journalism & radio legend Sid Hartman, who is SO GODDAMN OLD THAT HE WAS ONCE THE GENERAL MANAGER OF THE MINNEAPOLIS LAKERS, celebrates his 100th birthday tomorrow.
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Still lolling at the fact deadspin decided to come back the moment all the sports were cancelled.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Still lolling at the fact deadspin decided to come back the moment all the sports were cancelled. The real reason Gobert touched all the mics, he wanted Zombie Deadspin to starve to death. Extremely shortsighted but drat if it ever working.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Still lolling at the fact deadspin decided to come back the moment all the sports were cancelled. eh, it looks like they were gonna launch in a week or two, and if they held off its have been even stupider
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# ? Mar 15, 2020 19:15 |
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ummm
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# ? Mar 15, 2020 23:04 |
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tell me that's fake someone please tell me that's fake E: seems to be.
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 00:18 |
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https://twitter.com/frandrescher/status/1239320853671641089?s=20 TAke a look, y'all:
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Rovells Anne Frank tweet seems not that stupid to me, adjusting for the Tweeter and the subject matter. I would go so far as to agree with the basic premise that self quarantine from a mostly non lethal virus is preferable to being a Jew hiding from sinister agents carrying out the Final Solution.
General Dog fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Mar 16, 2020 |
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