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watching the debate and Bernie keeps hunching over and scarfing down a heaping spoonful of chocolate pudding from a bowl hidden under his podium Swiss Miss?
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DryGoods posted:watching the debate and Bernie keeps hunching over and scarfing down a heaping spoonful of chocolate pudding from a bowl hidden under his podium ovaltine bicth
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gonna establish a new micro city-state called "plaguetown" where everyone has coronavirus and guns in, idek, wyoming or some empty state full of cows whos with me
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when are the debates i want to see it when joe biden gets to sit. and handlers have to poke his hand with the kinds of sticks people use to control elephants to keep his hands away from the audience
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Schmoe Cwead posted:nasa head announces somberly: "gentlemen, we found the cum meteorite" analysis indicates: ancient JO crystal left for future generations by a forgotten spacegod
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cumshitter posted:when are the debates started 42 minutes ago on cnn
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squizzle i am rereading the potatoes odyin thread and your posts are nigh incomprehensible i approve 
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viruses get soooo mad when people go out clubbing in defiance of them
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cumshitter posted:when are the debates its gonna be like that simpsons episode where they k-hole gentle ben the bear after he loses his poo poo at the crafts catering table
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tacodaemon posted:viruses get soooo mad when people go out clubbing in defiance of them somebody edit that fat spiderman twerking gif to add our buddy spinning covid
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DryGoods posted:watching the debate and Bernie keeps hunching over and scarfing down a heaping spoonful of chocolate pudding from a bowl hidden under his podium 
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Scary! posted:krooger The man who capitalized on 9/11 you mean? And said he now has the tallest building in NY because of it? I think you may be onto something.
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sinnesloeschen posted:its gonna be like that simpsons episode where they k-hole gentle ben the bear after he loses his poo poo at the crafts catering table i just assumed bidens flesh would slowly emanate from him and envelope the audience. it would not consume them. the point of bidens flesh is to create as much skin to skin contact as possible it is cold. it must touch you. it draws its warmth from you, and it likes the smell of your conditioner
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cumshitter posted:i just assumed bidens flesh would slowly emanate from him and envelope the audience. it would not consume them. the point of bidens flesh is to create as much skin to skin contact as possible 
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Plinkey posted:started 42 minutes ago on cnn i bet bernie was a real rear end in a top hat and he came off real overconfident because he stood the entire time, instead of being relaxed like fun uncle joe
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thank you for your work extracting actual funny stuff from social media and sharing it so I don't need to look at twitter myself
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trmoppp!!!! https://i.imgur.com/99NRtPD.mp4
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cumshitter posted:when are the debates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8bVKt25YdE&t=210s
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Plinkey posted:trmoppp!!!! 
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Today's dry bean and rice stores recipe: Cup and a half lentils (non red, which turn to mush, I used brown/French), sorted, cleaned and rinsed in a colander half up brown rice (uncooked) two onions, minced two cloves garlic, minced (lol double or triple this you weenie) medium carrot, thinly sliced half teaspoon salt half teaspoon dried thyme ground black pepper to taste bay leaf 5 cups of water 1 tbsp balsamic vinegar 2 tbsp aromatic olive oil combine water, lentils, rice, thyme, salt, pepper, and bay leaf in deep sauce pan, cover, bring to boil then lower to a rolling simmer, 20-25 minutes until lentils are cooked but retain some bite meanwhile get out a medium skillet, and on medium-low heat brown the carrot onion and garlic extravaganza, 20 odd minutes. Stir frequently. Drain rice and lentils in colander, toss bay leaf, return to pot. Add in onions and balsamic, mix gently, heat two minutes. Pig out with whatever side you want. Made this for dinner tonight and was delicious
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so like i missed the debate? go ahead and spoil it for me but does biden's brain just slide out of his ears during it or does he present as a patient with possible alzheimer's symptoms
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Brace and Liz in the studio. Where the gently caress is Young Chomsky? They never turn the cameras!!
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cumshitter posted:so like i missed the debate? go ahead and spoil it for me but does biden's brain just slide out of his ears during it or does he present as a patient with possible alzheimer's symptoms tonight's debate is like a community theatre put on a production of Grumpy Old Men but took out all the comedy
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Just got this update from opm....
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2DCAT posted:Just got this update from opm.... Took them loving long enough
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dads friend steve posted:so I had to look up what Dow futures are and it’s literally just gambling on the DJIA? how is that different than having an alleyway dice game besides the class of clientele? Police bust up alleyway dice games. There's your difference.
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debate goin’ well https://twitter.com/benpershing/status/1239347678867324928?s=21
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2DCAT posted:Just got this update from opm.... My old man was telling me that basically everyone that isn't an agency head was livid this past week that they weren't getting any guidance The admin absolutely BUNGLED any kind of competent, coherent response and most federal workers are pissed as hell
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