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Bape Culture posted:Karen Brady is a proper awful oval office Didn't know you'd had prior relations mate e: misread
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Shrapnig posted:I've just discovered that his name is actually Fabian Nurnberger but he does in fact play for Nurnberg. Reminds me that Wolfgang Wolf used to be the coach of Wolfsburg.
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Mr. Mambold posted:Tequila mixed with fresh lime juice. If you have COVID-19 and get bit by a tick, does that mean you have Corona with Lyme?
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Moktaro posted:If you have COVID-19 and get bit by a tick, does that mean you have Corona with Lyme? Coronalimus
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Liga MX is playing matches still, behind closed doors, and this Leon - Pumas match is a corker through the first 30 minutes. Also there is a dude on Leon with shirt number 201.
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Tigres-Juarez is also good, the empty stadium is weird tho
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Not surprising, the FMF are all greedy scum and the loss of TV revenue is too much for them to bear
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Liquid football this https://twitter.com/tigresoficial/status/1239013969362325504?s=21
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Ciprian Maricon posted:Not surprising, the FMF are all greedy scum and the loss of TV revenue is too much for them to bear Yeah I figured it was something along these lines  E: wait that's Joel Campbell
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If Britain goes through with this ridiculous plan to infect everyone there’s no way the season will be completed and if the foreign players have any sense they’d get the hell out of that plague filled backwater. In other words, gonna be really difficult for Manchester City to pull off the threepeat next season.
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i would like to see the season resumed in late spring and liverpool awarded the title properly. i don't think it will be safe to go to matches by then but i think our governments may have enough of a handle on things that extremely controlled interactions in which all participants are tested and confirmed negative can be done safely. maybe. at least i hope so. if this poo poo is still completely out of control by then i still think liverpool deserve the title, but it is extremely funny that the meltdown started right before all this happened
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remember last summer when the copa america, the womens world cup, the concacaf cup and the league of nations were all going off at the same time we got too greedy. we had too much football. now all we have is darts and the russian hockey league.
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Weedle posted:i would like to see the season resumed in late spring and liverpool awarded the title properly. i don't think it will be safe to go to matches by then but i think our governments may have enough of a handle on things that extremely controlled interactions in which all participants are tested and confirmed negative can be done safely. maybe. at least i hope so. if this poo poo is still completely out of control by then i still think liverpool deserve the title, but it is extremely funny that the meltdown started right before all this happened Considering most estimates say the peak of this shitstorm will be around summer and hopefully die out before christmas, I'd say "late spring" sounds optimistic. Unless you're talking about next year I suppose.
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Rooney of all people has the best plan. Just change the football calendar to start in January every year from now on. Gives us 9 months get to things together and fits the winter world cup.
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sassassin posted:9 months [without football] get to things together and fits the winter world cup. mods
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Meanwhile in Motherland https://www.reddit.com/r/ANormalDay...tm_source=share
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Bundy posted:mods I'm including polishing off the current situation in that period, as opposed to an August deadline.
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Mr. Mambold posted:Meanwhile in Motherland One of the few countries that actually shut down all their borders immediately to be fair
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Corbyn would have done this: https://twitter.com/skwawkbox/status/1239350387381018624?s=20 
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it's been hard to tell what is real and what is fake news coming out of the UK, but was Boris Johnson's plan seriously along the lines of "we should all try to get it now, so that when it comes back twice as worse in winter the ones that it could kill will be already dead"
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Eau de MacGowan posted:it's been hard to tell what is real and what is fake news coming out of the UK, but was Boris Johnson's plan seriously along the lines of "we should all try to get it now, so that when it comes back twice as worse in winter the ones that it could kill will be already dead" Yes. Our plan is literally try to reach herd immunity ASAP while encouraging the at risk and symptomatic to self isolate to avoid breaking the emergency services. That is galaxy brain Britain's Plan A. Sort of the long ball two footed approach.
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Johnson’s plan sounds like madness and that being so there is no way they can complete the season. I wonder how the foreign players feel about that. I imagine some don’t approve and would rather be with their families but have to wait three weeks for the season to (not) resume. Would leaving void their contracts? How is the Premier League going to hold on to these players when their host nations policy is giving them a potentially dangerous virus?
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Johnson's plan is madness for the at risk groups, the elderly, immunocompromised etc. Mostly isolated physically fit footballers have little to worry about even if they do contract it and not travelling is the best thing they can do. They're a demographic that can comfortably self isolate for a fair length of time. Not to say it doesn't suck, just...doomsay management. It's not going to be like each club having their own Munich or anything. You're right that unless a sudden course change happens (and it might!) there is absolutely no way anymore football is being played. Or at least shouldn't be. I can still see an attempt to do closed doors or overseas after testing all the players at some point before it's given up on. My suggestion on discord was end the season now as if it was final day. Cup comps are void unless already completed, tough, sorry, well done City etc. Playoffs and relegation cancelled, auto promotions honoured, next season has temporarily larger relegation zone whenever that season is to start. League titles awarded, asterisk "season ended early". Solve any fixture congestion by flipping a coin and skipping one out of the FA Cup or league Cup or their equivalents depending on country and league (former frees up the most calendar, latter fucks over fewer small clubs) for a season. NinpoEspiritoSanto fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Mar 16, 2020 |
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No matter what happens, I can see a metric shitload of lawsuits dragging this on. For the teams that would be relegated or not qualify for the CL, it is totally worth the time and money to fight this. Unless they're some obscure-but-rock-solid force majeure clause in the FA charter or something, pretty much everyone is going to be pissed.
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track day bro! posted:what i think we should do is rig old trafford with high explosives and shoot slur asslix turdburgalarson with high powered sniper rifles
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Welp, thats gonna be the end of this thread then.
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hadji murad posted:Would leaving void their contracts? How is the Premier League going to hold on to these players when their host nations policy is giving them a potentially dangerous virus? That's one of the key questions for the delay crowd in general, IMO. What happens to contracts in general? What happens to players who are out of contract this summer, if the season is still on hold with an eye towards maybe kicking off again sometime in the fall? What happens to transfers that might have been already agreed on for this summer? Honestly, unless by some magical miracle / BoJo idiocy the PL decides they can play out the season after this two week break, voiding the whole loving thing is the only solution that makes sense.
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List of people who wants to void the season: - Karren Brady - Piers Morgan - Der Shovel - kcer - Blinkz0rz Xabi fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Mar 16, 2020 |
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The Italian FA president said that they haven’t ruled out “playing this season over two seasons” meaning this current season would just bleed in to next calendar year. Given the forecasts about how long the quarantine and social bans will last over all of Europe this might actually work out best.
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Would be interesting if they just extended this season over 2 years Could Liverpool perform the greatest bottle of all time throwing away a 22 point lead at the start of the season or could they amass 200 points.
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Gigi Galli posted:The Italian FA president said that they haven’t ruled out “playing this season over two seasons” meaning this current season would just bleed in to next calendar year. Given the forecasts about how long the quarantine and social bans will last over all of Europe this might actually work out best. Yeah the rest of this calendar year is probably going to be off the table based on what I saw from the NHS regarding how long this will be a thing. Start up again after the 2021 Euros (lol) and run to a conclusion in 2022? Would be weird but I guess viable, assuming we’re not all dead by then.
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a lot of zany ideas imo the only feasible option is to void the league
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CyberPingu posted:Would be interesting if they just extended this season over 2 years Solsjkaer sat next to me rn watching the 1996 comeback on loop
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Bundy posted:Solsjkaer sat next to me rn watching the 1996 comeback on loop Makes sense considering all Man Utd have right now is the past.
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CyberPingu posted:Makes sense considering all Man Utd have right now is the past. 
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Current European & World Champions 
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Xabi posted:List of people who wants to void the season: A pair of horrible cunts, as well as Brady and Piers
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CyberPingu posted:Current European & World Champions Yes well done on your fifth European Cup last season
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