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Untrustable posted:Hahahaha I came in to work today (casino) and was informed that we now wear gloves. That's it. All employees have to wear nitrile gloves. I'm gonna die. rip blackjack dealer goon  Naw fr that sucks, if you're union I'd call my rep
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sweet thursday posted:Look to your left.
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Binary Badger posted:Man, the edits on this graphic are gonna be awesome.. I hope 
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IncredibleIgloo posted:Link here to image, as I should not tease: how the gently caress are you gonna give her that eeeeeeexxxxxxxxxtra sausage
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That's a really lame and low-effort attempt, you should be ashamed
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QuarkJets posted:That's a really lame and low-effort attempt, you should be ashamed That's what she said 
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Untrustable posted:Hahahaha I came in to work today (casino) and was informed that we now wear gloves. That's it. All employees have to wear nitrile gloves. I'm gonna die. Crown Casino in Melbourne Australia is going to stay open but they're going to switch off every second slot machine so people won't be sitting next to each other. Genius! Sheer genius!
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Mar 16, 2020 08:19
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i mean don't people do that anyway at all casinos momma needs to spend her pension in peace
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Mar 16, 2020 08:22
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So I can't get money out of any ATM here in San Francisco
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Also the grocery stores closed 2 hours early tonight
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Hadlock posted:Also the grocery stores closed 2 hours early tonight Our local Safeway (SJ) said they were closing at 9 for now, for extra cleaning and restocking. The ATM thing... no idea. Presumably you need to enter the bank in person in order to exchange your TP for bills.
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Anti-inflammatory thing got debunked https://twitter.com/kakape/status/1238816018656526336?s=19 Unless it got rebunked while I wasn't looking idk
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I got a text from my bank, they thought it was a fraud thing Last time I tried to pull out more than $100 was a long time ago ATM are probably safe for now
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Maybe we can start a pool for down on their luck goons? Not sure how to distribute that tho. That could get messy. Edit: not being funny ha ha, honestly been thinking on how to help people out that are getting screwed.
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made this so I can wear it around until the lockdowns start
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God dammit, a friend of mine who is retired and is constantly having medical issues felt sick today but she was sure it was just a flu and not the 'Roni because she's not running a fever and she was feeling bored at home so she went for a drive with her husband. But it's okay! She stayed in the car every time he got out to run an errand! I had to explain to her that unless her husband was being extremely careful to completely disinfect himself and his clothes every time he got out and then again before he got back in there's not really much difference between her staying in the car or going along with him. I also had to explain to her that most people who get COVID-19 have a fever but a small percentage don't, so the fact that she didn't have a fever was no guarantee she didn't have it. At least she wasn't relying on the "If you can hold your breath for 10 seconds without coughing you don't have it" test, I guess? 
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Wizard Master posted:I wish the zombie apocalypse would hurry up and happen, I want to start capping motherfuckers
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A couple of weeks ago I had horrible flu that also came with a really sore throat - so I googled the symptoms and apparently sore throat wasn’t one of them so I thought okay, I’m cool. After four or five days it got tolerable so I went to a work meeting, stayed in a hotel, and then ran an open VR event in the foyer of a university. Now I read a sore throat is potentially a symptom. Whoops.
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quidditch it and quit it posted:A couple of weeks ago I had horrible flu that also came with a really sore throat - so I googled the symptoms and apparently sore throat wasn’t one of them so I thought okay, I’m cool. Basically any upper respiratory symptom is a potential infection and not even doctors can tell the difference without tests.
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WaltherFeng posted:Basically any upper respiratory symptom is a potential infection and not even doctors can tell the difference without tests. Infection
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I just wanted to say, thanks a loving lot China.
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fish and chips and dip posted:I just wanted to say, thanks a loving lot China. look on the bright side, at least this will kill a whole heap of antivaxxers
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Dely Apple posted:Your quarantine is strong, but Disney World... is packed full? This got deleted, what was it?
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ilmucche posted:This got deleted, what was it? It's not deleted for me. A picture of disney super packed during the fireworks show.
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ilmucche posted:This got deleted, what was it? Packed crowds for the Disneyworld fireworks show
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Old Boot posted:Maybe we can start a pool for down on their luck goons? Not sure how to distribute that tho. That could get messy. There's one stickied in c-spam! it's been running for ages without incident, so it's presumably kinda trustworthy.
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ok that's it i'm gonna change my voicemail message to something more on-point, like "hello, you've reached the apocalypse! all of our horsemen are currently busy. please leave your details and your worldy form after the bell tolls". snicker!
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Goddamn, someone in a Facebook thread busted out "Well I think the toilet paper shortage is a fake shortage cooked up by the manufacturers, every time I've been to the supermarket the shoppers have been calm and sensible." Yeah the tens of thousands of supermarkets across the globe and their hundreds of thousands of employees all agreed to go along with the conspiracy, as did the thousands of actors they employed to act out the "buying frenzies" in the hundreds and hundreds of videos that got posted online. Goddamn. Superrodan posted:It's not deleted for me. A picture of disney super packed during the fireworks show. Twitter is being fucky today, there's been several instances where a tweet will show up for some people but show "This tweet is no longer available" for others   
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Whelp it turns out Oregon might be shutting down the bars and restaurants pretty soon here, maybe by the time I wake up. I live in Oregon and am a cook, and it’s the same story with almost everyone I know and care about, so this is about to get really bad. My friends that aren’t cooks or bartenders or servers mostly work in live music and that’s over already, I have no idea what’s going to happen.
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Things are gonna be especially grim for service industry Someone pointed out today that people who mostly get paid in tips, don't report them, which is typically awesome because then you don't pay taxes on then Down side is that your income isn't counted, so unemployment is gonna pay gently caress-all because to the feds, it looks like you made $400/mo for the last two years, you can expect a $200/mo unemployment check from that Good luck paying even half your rent, let alone black market prices for toilet paper or food Going to the store to buy ammo tomorrow
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Real Mean Queen posted:Whelp it turns out Oregon might be shutting down the bars and restaurants pretty soon here, maybe by the time I wake up. I live in Oregon and am a cook, and it’s the same story with almost everyone I know and care about, so this is about to get really bad. My friends that aren’t cooks or bartenders or servers mostly work in live music and that’s over already, I have no idea what’s going to happen. Back of the house and delivery drivers should be okay so long as your shop has some sort of takeout/delivery option. Front of the house is straight hosed. Good luck
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Goddamn, someone in a Facebook thread busted out "Well I think the toilet paper shortage is a fake shortage cooked up by the manufacturers, every time I've been to the supermarket the shoppers have been calm and sensible." Big toilet paper manufactured the Corona virus, wake up sheeple
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