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Ex-Sheriff Flair can always be relied upon for the chowderhead take. The man is an arrogant doofus extraordinaire. He could be on the Olympic buffoon squad. Also, got to love an ex-cop who’s gone full sovcit.
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Lol, human beings are hopelessly stupid. Someone shake Fermi’s corpse awake and tell it we’ve answered the question.
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https://twitter.com/sadpandatxt/status/1239327153654816768
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All the aussies in the thread doing a good job not commenting on the Favourite Insult derail. I'm proud of us.
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Mar 16, 2020 08:24
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I knew this was about a Japanese wrestler before I even clicked on that, also lmao at describing himself as a "homely boy-next-door type"
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Mar 16, 2020 08:25
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AlbieQuirky posted:Ex-Sheriff Flair can always be relied upon for the chowderhead take. The man is an arrogant doofus extraordinaire. He could be on the Olympic buffoon squad. Wasn't that chowderhead trying to BE government? Sure a whole lot of anti-government people spending their entire careers being the evil government for the perks and pay.
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Picnic Princess posted:Wasn't that chowderhead trying to BE government? Sure a whole lot of anti-government people spending their entire careers being the evil government for the perks and pay. Ronald Reagan the day he became President, He'd previously been the two term governor of the most populous state in the union. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IlcDvXaUCw
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IshmaelZarkov posted:All the aussies in the thread doing a good job not commenting on the Favourite Insult derail. I almost never use that word as an insult, to be honest. It's really just a descriptive and occasionally a term of endearment. Oxygen thief and fuckwit are my insults of choice, depending on the company I'm in at the time.
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Mar 16, 2020 09:32
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I've always been a fan of reprobate, myself. It's a classic insult targeting a person's character, without having the baggage of targeting any marginalized group of people, it's not a swear, it's not a cutesy reference to a swear word, and it's not implying you think the other person ought to die. It's the one entirely unproblematic insult!
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Mar 16, 2020 09:43
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Dipshit is my go to. It’s just really satisfying phonetically.
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https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/61819/42-old-english-insults 2. BEDSWERVER An adulterer. Another of Shakespeare’s inventions that became popular in Victorian slang. 3. BESPAWLER To bespawl means to spit or dribble. A bespawler is a slobbering person, who spits when he talks. 7. DEW-BEATER An 18th century word for an especially large shoe, and consequently a clumsy or awkward person. 14. GILLIE-WET-FOOT An old Scots word for a swindling businessman, or someone who gets into debt and then flees. 15. GNASHGAB An 18th century northern English word for someone who only ever seems to complain. 22. MUCK-SPOUT A dialect word for someone who not only talks a lot, but who seems to constantly swear. 33. SNOUTBAND Someone who constantly interrupts a conversation, typically only to contradict or correct someone else.
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Mar 16, 2020 13:35
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IshmaelZarkov posted:All the aussies in the thread doing a good job not commenting on the Favourite Insult derail. Everyone knows about "mate" already 🤣
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"Clown" is a good insult because clowns don't mind being laughed at so they won't object Also this seems like a very reasonable and calm response: https://twitter.com/MAGAnUcry/status/1239531472165523459 The Left: famously unvillified until now. Vib Rib has a new favorite as of 14:12 on Mar 16, 2020 |
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Jippa posted:https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/61819/42-old-english-insults I can't believe they didn't include slubberdegullion. That's my favorite old insult!
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Mar 16, 2020 14:15
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One of my employees told me to shut up so I called him a "loving egg". Egg is a great insult, but you can also call people good eggs.
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Skwirl posted:Ronald Reagan the day he became President, He'd previously been the two term governor of the most populous state in the union. The comments on this video are all thread material. Special mention for "was paradice back then compaired to now" referring to how good Reagan made it in... 1981 HMM I WONDER WHAT CHANGED
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I enjoy using shapes as insults. I don't know what I'm saying when I call someone "a loving rhombus", or tell them "get hosed you trapezoid", or even go the classic "You're a goddamn pentagon somedays" but it feels right.
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I think we should bring back "nincompoop"
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Mar 16, 2020 14:26
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loving muck spout.
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Mak0rz posted:I think we should bring back "nincompoop" Crumbum
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There's a content creator who uses "desk" and a more emphatic "absolute desk", I like that.
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IshmaelZarkov posted:All the aussies in the thread doing a good job not commenting on the Favourite Insult derail. That's where Pittsburghese is useful. Jagoff isn't a slur anywhere in the world that I know of.
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I love the earthy contempt conveyed by 'ya fuckin gobshite'. Another good one for the 'I'm Karen and I want to speak to a manager'-types is 'a dose'. Especially bad ones are an 'absolute dose'.
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Say it in the most polite way possible and add "rear end" That is a huge rear end whale That Karen was a polite rear end customer She was a heroic rear end doctor Hitler was a nazi rear end nazi It works in all situations and moods. Please note that the emphasis on "rear end" is different from like, dumbass. Dumbass goon sounds different from dumb rear end goon. Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 15:47 on Mar 16, 2020 |
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Mar 16, 2020 15:44
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Has anybody said Dingus Khan? That's a personal favorite. Adding "weapons grade" to a mundane insult is pretty good as well. E.g. Weapons grade moron, weapons grade rear end, weapons grade middle management.
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Mar 16, 2020 15:52
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Absurd Alhazred posted:There's a content creator who uses "desk" and a more emphatic "absolute desk", I like that. What the gently caress is a "content creator"? Someone who makes something?
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Mushika posted:What the gently caress is a "content creator"? Someone who makes something? It's someone who is like your favourite celebrity but anyone can watch them for free if they want, boomer
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AlbieQuirky posted:Ex-Sheriff Flair can always be relied upon for the chowderhead take. The man is an arrogant doofus extraordinaire. He could be on the Olympic buffoon squad. Yeah, dude seems to be on an even keel. 
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Mushika posted:What the gently caress is a "content creator"? Someone who makes something? Shut the gently caress up, deskwad.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Shut the gently caress up, deskwad. He's an absolute deskwad
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I know I'm old, but y'all are just mean.
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Mar 16, 2020 16:24
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"Addlepated dunderhead" when I'm jocular; "waste of skin" when I'm not.
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 Yes, this is really the governor of Oklahoma. This was Saturday night. He has since deleted the tweet and declared a state of emergency.
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you know why Texas doesn't drift off into the gulf of Mexico? cause Oklahoma sucks
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Mar 16, 2020 16:47
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I have long desired to bring my insults up to the level of the English. Calling someone a wankpuffin is on a completely different level from our boring American garbage.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Biden is no better than Trump. If he gets the spot over Bernie then I'm not even going to vote. Excellent comment/username combo.
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OhAreThey posted:Excellent comment/username combo. he's only wrong because he should have said "marginally better" and "I'm only going to vote downballot"
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Takoluka posted:he's only wrong because he should have said "marginally better" ehhhhh
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