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Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Why the gently caress is the first and only question not about why there is no financial assistance for citizens?

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

what will last until august?

The entire milieu of coronamerica

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

what about that episode where Barclay is hooked on a tamagotchi he has programmed to have virtual representations of all the senior staff

that one is good and i liked datas poem about the tamagotchi too

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
lmao every school district is just closed until april 7

if this lasts into july/august there are gonna be some serious long-term consequences

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
i've become comfortably number

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

D1E posted:

Where can I see the instant stock ticker?


https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/djia

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

Tmrpu: pretty soon, hopefully, itll be over

When he says that, he means his term. He's so done with this.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1239635896510615553?s=19

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Stock market dropped 2 more percentage points since he started talking

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
folks, i've got some bad news about number

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Zamujasa posted:

i've become comfortably number

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
is anyone going to ask on the status of Walmart parking lot testing containment camps?

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
love that every word out of this feeb's mouth drives the number down

11%+!

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






Wow number is not happy about this

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

number tanking in real time

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

D1E posted:

Where can I see the instant stock ticker?

i like this one but i wish they would display the open/close

http://www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/spx.php

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Joementum posted:

folks, i've got some bad news about number

that it still exists?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


ghahahahhahaha

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
should have brought out more CEO's. don't think this is going to be good for the Number

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Squizzle posted:

the 2 tng eps to start w are DARMOK and DATA’S DAY. both are above avg but neither is the best in the series, so you wont watch them and go, welp, all downhill from here. both let you know basically every main character in the show, what their personality is like and what their job is. they focus on picard and data, inarguably the two most central characters in the series. one is mostly shipboard and one is a planetary adventure. one is funnier, one a pure drama.

like between the two, you get most of tng. if you still are not sure, watch THE DRUMHEAD as a third.

oh mother gently caress yeah watch darmok

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

pathetic little tramp posted:

AH gently caress THE PRESIDENT JUST SAID THIS WILL LAST UNTIL AUGUST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT'S MUCH WORSE THAN THEY'RE TELLING US

Our mayor said it may likely last for over a year. All these people taking it 2 weeks at a time were out of their minds.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

can someone make a new version of the sonic talking to barron meme

go for a stroll
Sep 10, 2003

you'll never make it out alive







Pillbug
holy poo poo this guy is a fuckin moron

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
they have to just call these state lockdowns. if they EVER call this a 'nationwide quarantine' there will be mass hysteria

go for a stroll
Sep 10, 2003

you'll never make it out alive







Pillbug
when is the president coming out

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
One of those people will not be there within the next few days

It's like Big Brother

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
"I did the test late Friday night because the market was closed for the weekend"

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Agent Burt Macklin posted:

they have to just call these state lockdowns. if they EVER call this a 'nationwide quarantine' there will be mass hysteria

it's stupid, but you're right.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

tenderjerk posted:

What the gently caress, shake this poo poo up you dummies, the vp is an olive branch to a demos you ain't polling with, jack


bwuuuh uh i dunno how about donald trump :hmmyes:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

emfive posted:

One of those people will not be there within the next few days

It's like Big Brother

I hope it's pence

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Trump seems really subdued. Like way more than his normal drugged up press conference status

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

market going "it's still good, it's still good" like that simpsons episode where the roasted pig gets away from bart and homer but it's the economy during a pandemic

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump gonna postpone the election

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
haha, number go down another 2% while he's been talking

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
So about the only way through this is Socialism at this point. Right?




Right?



*waits for potus to go full communism*

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Lol, elections aren't going to happen in November.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


How could anyone believe literally anything this loving moron says?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
number down
corona up

hail satan :)

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Dr Birx behind Trump dressed like Vulcan diplomat

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