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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Can Bigfoots get the Coronavirus? Stop trying to gently caress Big Foot, drat it!
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Lodin posted:Stop trying to gently caress Big Foot, drat it! No.
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Ohio governor just closed gyms, bowling alleys, and movie theaters. Advised peeps 65+ to stay home. Extended tomorrow's voting into June. Also said he didn't have the authority to extend voting into June, and a lawsuit would be filed tomorrow about it. GORDON fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Mar 16, 2020 |
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Once the death spiral is stopped by a total lockdown, aggressive testing and tracking of individuals and clusters of infections can keep things under control, at least within the capabilities of hospitals. Except for the cult South Korea has had things sorted, just need to stay vigilant until anti-virals/vaccines are developed or it goes extinct on its own (global travel makes the latter a fantasy, mind).
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Mar 16, 2020 20:11
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greazeball posted:Switzerland's federal government just escalated the crisis and has now taken control of the response, usurping the cantons' authority (which is a HUGE deal). All "non-essential" businesses are now closed, that's everything that's not a supermarket, bakery, pharmacy, post office, bank, gas station, convenience store, etc. Everything will stay shut down, nationwide, until APRIL NINETEENTH. They're also putting 8000 troops into service, mostly those with medical experience. They've stopped just short of full Italy-style lockdown, but that can't be far behind if people can't just voluntarily stay home even though there's nowhere to go. To put this in perspective, this is like if Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee, and Georgia all got together and said "holy poo poo we need a centralized response to this, give more power to the federal government NOW"
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Mar 16, 2020 20:12
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numberoneposter posted:I feel the need. Seriously. I've baked cakes and muffins before, but never bread. All this has got me wanting to stock up on bread ingredients and peanut butter so I don't starve to death before the apocalypse happens.
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Mar 16, 2020 20:15
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There are some recipes for crock pot bread I’m gunna try out
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Mar 16, 2020 20:16
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Schengen's closed guys
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unpacked robinhood posted:Dont eat the pango I'm gonna tittyfuck the pango and you cant stop me, you coward! 
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Mar 16, 2020 20:18
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My state and workplace (restaurant) haven't closed yet lol rip
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Mar 16, 2020 20:19
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Rolo posted:How likely is a domestic flight freeze in the US? I think it's more likely that domestic carriers keep trimming schedules to the bone until there's basically nothing left, due to demand that gets smaller as the pandemic goes on longer. The federal government probably won't ever institute a domestic flight freeze, some states will, and a bunch of carriers will be de facto closed except for certain major routes cause shareholders want to get paid still  Grape posted:China can simultaneously playing hardball on the virus, and lying out their rear end. Both of these are in the CCP's nature. So your position is that basically freezing the entire country did nothing to suppress the exponential growth of infection, making China unique among multiple Asian countries? Do you want to elaborate?
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Mar 16, 2020 20:21
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im not gonna leave my house. nice try. i have disney plus and will be watching simpsons classics.
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Mar 16, 2020 20:23
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I'm a little irritated at the contractor my wife works for. Her job is 100% doable from home, but her shithead boss is one of those "It's just the flu!" fuckers, and she's still expected to go into the office until further notice. He has 3 young children and a recently chemo'd, extremely immunocompromised wife.
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Mar 16, 2020 20:23
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Clitch posted:I'm a little irritated at the contractor my wife works for. Her job is 100% doable from home, but her shithead boss is one of those "It's just the flu!" fuckers, and she's still expected to go into the office until further notice. cripes
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Mar 16, 2020 20:25
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JK Fresco posted:Trump just did a thing Word is, he 'signed off' because he knows it won't get through the senate. We shall see though, and if it doesn't we shall take loving names.
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Clitch posted:I'm a little irritated at the contractor my wife works for. Her job is 100% doable from home, but her shithead boss is one of those "It's just the flu!" fuckers, and she's still expected to go into the office until further notice. This man has murdered his wife. Okay. That was too harsh. Its manslaughter.
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Mar 16, 2020 20:28
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If you're actually at home and have yeast, bread is genuinely very very hard to gently caress up. Flour, salt, yeast, and water is all you need for bread; you can add a lot of other stuff, but those four will do you. The Jim Lahey No-Knead Bread recipe swept through the baking community, and it really is that good and that easy. I sometimes knead enough to form a gluten skin, but you don't have to. Follow these directions and you will have bread.
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Mar 16, 2020 20:29
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well now there's a traffic jam on the interstate south of Syracuse because the idiots need their cigarettes from the reservation. It should be noted that this section of the interstate is not in a city or regularly slowed down at all. https://www.syracuse.com/coronaviru...tml#incart_push
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Mar 16, 2020 20:29
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QuarkJets posted:I think it's more likely that domestic carriers keep trimming schedules to the bone until there's basically nothing left, due to demand that gets smaller as the pandemic goes on longer. The federal government probably won't ever institute a domestic flight freeze, some states will, and a bunch of carriers will be de facto closed except for certain major routes cause shareholders want to get paid still I’m in Denver and while I’ve been cooking my own meals and not going to public places, my flight home to NC isn’t until Friday. Hence my concern.
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Mar 16, 2020 20:30
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Nurge posted:Honestly. Upmarking toilet paper is not profiteering. It's taking money from idiots. Why the gently caress does anyone care about toilet paper jesus christ. Sure if you resell hand sanitizer for a lot you should get hosed, but it's loving toilet paper. God. Why can't it be both? They're profiteering off of idiots. It's still not cool to exploit people
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Mar 16, 2020 20:30
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Lodin posted:I'm gonna tittyfuck the pango and you cant stop me, you coward! SO ACCORDING TO YOU I CANT gently caress A SINGLE BIGFOOT BUT YOU CAN MOLEST ALL THE LIZARDS YOU WANT REAL COOL
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Mar 16, 2020 20:30
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I just got a spam text saying my bank account was locked. All I have to do is go to chase-bankunlock34 and give them all my bank account information and I'll have this fixed in no time. It's good to see chase locking accounts to prevent fraud in such frightening times... that's chase-bankunlock34 if anyone wants to pre-emptively unlock there banbk account drat a lot of people are gonna fall for that. With the stock market so thoroughly butt hosed right now is it even profitable venture to scam someone?
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Mar 16, 2020 20:31
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:SO ACCORDING TO YOU I CANT gently caress A SINGLE BIGFOOT BUT YOU CAN MOLEST ALL THE LIZARDS YOU WANT REAL COOL Don't skinkshame me.
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Mar 16, 2020 20:32
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Arsenic Lupin posted:If you're actually at home and have yeast, bread is genuinely very very hard to gently caress up. Flour, salt, yeast, and water is all you need for bread; you can add a lot of other stuff, but those four will do you. https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/easy-white-bread This is pretty good too, if you don't mind kneading, it's what I worked out how to make bread with first. Use less salt.
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Mar 16, 2020 20:33
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Rolo posted:I’m in Denver and while I’ve been cooking my own meals and not going to public places, my flight home to NC isn’t until Friday. Hence my concern. I hear that, I flew home just two days ago (Saturday) If you're traveling to a major airport then I think it's very unlikely that you'll be stranded by the end of this week. There may be some risk with smaller airports just because the demand may not be there to keep flights going, and carriers have been steadily cutting back routes virtually everywhere so the twice-per-week flight to upper peninsula Michigan or whatever is at risk of becoming a lot less frequent. But for now there's enough demand to support most routes, tons of people are flying right now (lol we're hosed)
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Mar 16, 2020 20:35
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JK Fresco posted:Trump just did a thing Only applies for people who work at places with under 500 people. Also, 100% is terrible for tipped positions considering that's like $200 a week.
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Mar 16, 2020 20:37
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Lodin posted:Stop trying to gently caress Big Foot, drat it!  Your aLl hosed
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Mar 16, 2020 20:38
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truly a millennial disease.
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Mar 16, 2020 20:39
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RMAO millennials convinced everyone to do this thing and spread a disease they're basically immune to
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Mar 16, 2020 20:41
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EL BROMANCE posted:Word is, he 'signed off' because he knows it won't get through the senate. We shall see though, and if it doesn't we shall take loving names. It also doesn't apply to companies with 500 or more employees (so most fast food location workers are boned)
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Mar 16, 2020 20:44
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Arsenic Lupin posted:If you're actually at home and have yeast, bread is genuinely very very hard to gently caress up. Flour, salt, yeast, and water is all you need for bread; you can add a lot of other stuff, but those four will do you. And for those without yeast, making a sourdough starter is really easy. You need flour and water to start it, and more flour to keep it fed. It's like a pet made of dough that you occasionally use to create delicious bread
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I work for a big healthcare supply chain company. Our supply chain is fine and we're fully operational. I'll let you all know when our trucks stop running so you can freak out at the appropriate time.
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Mar 16, 2020 20:45
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Nettle Soup posted:https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/easy-white-bread This is pretty good too, if you don't mind kneading, it's what I worked out how to make bread with first. Use less salt. Kneading bread also has the side benefit of eventually making your wrists as strong as concrete bridge pilings. When society collapses you'll effectively be One Punch Man among a sea of limp-wristed post apocalyptic raider wimps.
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QuarkJets posted:Why can't it be both? They're profiteering off of idiots. It's still not cool to exploit people It's cool to exploit people who think toilet paper is an important thing to have. I'm totally on board with that.
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precision posted:It also doesn't apply to companies with 500 or more employees (so most fast food location workers are boned) Depends on how big the franchisee they work for is.
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dick wizard posted:I work for a big healthcare supply chain company. Our supply chain is fine and we're fully operational. I'll let you all know when our trucks stop running so you can freak out at the appropriate time. I think worst-case scenario, there are always going to be plenty of people producing, shipping, and selling food and goods. If the government steps in and shuts down commerce, that's what will hurt the end users.
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Mar 16, 2020 20:48
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JK Fresco posted:
The quaint, universal greeting of eating a stranger's rear end.
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guitartorch posted:im not gonna leave my house. nice try. i have disney plus and will be watching simpsons classics. Not for long you won't, fucko. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/apple-could-acquire-disney-stock-drop-analyst-says-1284475
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Arsenic Lupin posted:If you're actually at home and have yeast, bread is genuinely very very hard to gently caress up. Flour, salt, yeast, and water is all you need for bread; you can add a lot of other stuff, but those four will do you. plus, even if you do gently caress it up a bit, as long as you don't burn the gently caress out of it it'll still be delicious, probably
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JK Fresco posted:
Which way tho? I can see it being in saliva and then traveling all the way up the digestive tract against traffic to the stomach, creep around the acid and up the esophagus and into the mouth.
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