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Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

A Bad Poster posted:

The first domino was probably "the Persians being defeated by the Greeks"

I stand corrected, that is probably the meme big enough for it.

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Casimir Radon posted:

I really want Donnie's current state of mind to leak. This is the worst mess he's ever found himself in and I could really use a boost right now.

https://twitter.com/RoguePOTUSStaff/status/1239617612457431047

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

We're loving hosed.

https://twitter.com/dandrezner/status/1239623248100372484?s=19

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1239623688225468416?s=19

This whole thing is a textbook case where the federal government could be really, seriously helpful, but it's too busy being run by a blithering idiot to even be kindasorta helpful. The states have to pick up the slack, but they don't have that kind of juice and there are plenty of state-level blithering idiots too.
Somebody is busy getting Flynn's pardon ready.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

joat mon posted:

The major metropolitan area near me just suspended all civil cases in the courts.
The exceptions:
1) Emergency Temporary Restraining Orders
2) Civil mental health (immediate danger to oneself or others stuff)
aaand
3) Evictions.

The surrounding counties are taking the big county's lead on covid-19 procedures. I went and talked with the presiding judge of the county where I practice the most and they agreed to remove the 'but evictions can keep going' language.
:unsmith:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Tony? You know anything about this, Tony?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


facialimpediment posted:

We're loving hosed.

https://twitter.com/dandrezner/status/1239623248100372484?s=19

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1239623688225468416?s=19

This whole thing is a textbook case where the federal government could be really, seriously helpful, but it's too busy being run by a blithering idiot to even be kindasorta helpful. The states have to pick up the slack, but they don't have that kind of juice and there are plenty of state-level blithering idiots too.

What the gently caress is with him not lying when he should and constantly lying when he doesn’t need to?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


joat mon posted:

The surrounding counties are taking the big county's lead on covid-19 procedures. I went and talked with the presiding judge of the county where I practice the most and they agreed to remove the 'but evictions can keep going' language.
:unsmith:

That's good news

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

LingcodKilla posted:

What the gently caress is with him not lying when he should and constantly lying when he doesn’t need to?

He can't be wrong or take responsibility. It's literally Trump's defining trait.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

All I can say is someone come get me when the looting starts and the wealthy are being drug from their homes to be hung from the streetlights. I wouldn't mind burning some banks to the ground with a bunch of rich people in the vaults to roast.

Please keep the rhetoric to a six or lower. This is a 13.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
A country that's been heading to the right for my entire life finally getting the incompetent government it kept voting for

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

SF Bay area counties going to shelter-in-place directive: https://www.sfchronicle.com/local-politics/article/Bay-Area-must-shelter-in-place-Only-15135014.php

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Doing this Wednesday.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/RachelDonadio/status/1239631947653095424

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Someone finally, FINALLY got Trump to use the serious words and not downplay this poo poo. He's still lying, but it's closer to spinning than outright lying.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1239610902736928768

Canada's locking down. Except on the world's single longest land border with the one country that is continuing to gently caress up every angle of every response to this, of course :suicide:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

McNally posted:

Please keep the rhetoric to a six or lower. This is a 13.

I took a nap and dialed my meter back to here:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://i.imgur.com/HG78iMI.mp4

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



what city?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

facialimpediment posted:

Someone finally, FINALLY got Trump to use the serious words and not downplay this poo poo. He's still lying, but it's closer to spinning than outright lying.

It was going so well!

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1239642836989087746?s=19

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/1239642651907031042?s=19

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
This press conference hella pissing me off.
"We took over an obsolete system and broke it down, intentionally, and no, the blame doesn't stop at me, we were dealing with a huge infected country, China."

Edit;

"Does the buck stop with you Mr. President?"

"Yeah normally, but if you look back to 2008, 2011, you see things that... this has never happened. We had a smaller system meant for a much different purpose so we broke it down..."


Utter braincheese

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Trump is a non-gradient thinker.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

They gave some bullshit about how millennials need to help because we are the most asymptomatic. Sorry, you’ve poo poo on millennials for a long time talking about how we have killed every stupid thing.

We don’t have to kill you, but we don’t have to save you either.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That Works posted:

what city?

Hell if I know. I stole it

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
He's talking about mayyybbbee postponing the election. This is is, strap in!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Immanentized posted:

He's talking about mayyybbbee postponing the election. This is is, strap in!

He cannot. Congress sets the date.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


*RING RING
"Hi, so how's your 401K? Also while we're at it, where's your god now?"
-Me with slightly less self control

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bloops posted:

He cannot. Congress sets the date.

In a display of bipartisanship,

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://twitter.com/CincySwifty/status/1239307588262670336

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Whew! Low prices, everyone! Let's do this again tomorrow!





Seriously though, what a goddamn shitshow. My condolences to your retirements.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Ah-hahahaha. Bwahahahahaha. Ha- :smithicide:

Edit: In the interest of accurate information we apparently did not hit the second circuit breaker today so I was wrong stating that earlier.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





That's a hell of a chyron

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

10 year bonds 0.736%

Lol


I probably should take my meds now.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020



thanks obama

Mr.AARP
Apr 20, 2010

I was born after Kurt Cobain died. Now you feel old.

That Works posted:

what city?

Milo and POTUS posted:

Hell if I know. I stole it

La Habra, CA. Suburb on the border of L.A. and Orange Counties.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Seriously though, what a goddamn shitshow. My condolences to your retirements.

So, does this affect the TSP?

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

SimonCat posted:

So, does this affect the TSP?

TSP v 401k is like potato v potato, so yeah definitely

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

That Works posted:

what city?

The street signs are for La Habra (CA)

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

SimonCat posted:

So, does this affect the TSP?

I'm the absolute least qualified person to answer this. Look into your heart, you already know the answer.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Maybe I should stop putting money in my TSP account.

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