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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

How big is a bear dick anyway

Download Grindr and find out firsthand!

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Really sounds like it should have been called grindem

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Blue Footed Booby posted:

3.5" to 4" going by the length of the baculum. Good polar bears it's not like 7". Ancient bears could get up to 9".

You know an awful lot about bear dicks

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Bobby Digital posted:

Download Grindr and find out firsthand!

Scruff would be a better choice

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

beanieson posted:

You know an awful lot about bear dicks

Google had an answer right in a little box. :unsmith:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

3.5" to 4" going by the length of the baculum. Good polar bears it's not like 7". Ancient bears could get up to 9".

If they're ancient they're probably not getting it up.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


They have penis bones. Not an issue.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Who What Now posted:

What do the large asymmetrical balls and licking honey off her honeypot represent?

Uh, capitalism

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

ultrafilter posted:

They have penis bones. Not an issue.

It might be for her.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


"Analyze this Dick, Big Daddy."

E:
"ANALyze this Dick, Bear Daddy"

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






https://twitter.com/ImperatorOfPuns/status/1238829262184099840?s=20

https://twitter.com/iamvatlaaw/status/1238879875689316353

https://twitter.com/DaveNewWorld_/status/1238263495768014849

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 08:04 on Mar 16, 2020

relax-o-vision
Feb 21, 2007

Blue Footed Booby posted:

3.5" to 4" going by the length of the baculum. Good polar bears it's not like 7". Ancient bears could get up to 9".

This is very concerning.

<--e: :lol: I voted for Bernie, try harder.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Who What Now posted:

What do the large asymmetrical balls and licking honey off her honeypot represent?

They both represent eating rear end, somehow.

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

Super Waffle posted:

Once somebody in the company managed to send an email to everyone and the sheer number of reply-alls asking to be removed brought the entire network to it's knees and corporate IT had to step in and take down the system to manually remove the email chain. I work for a subsidiary of God damned Comcast, there were tens of thousands of people on that chain all over the globe.

Have a look at the NHS.net email storm of 2016. One email to all 840k users of nhs.net.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/paulololo14/status/1239306494492934150

Woodburger
Dec 5, 2004

...Like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.

My dad, along with probably many others, was asked to leave Disney Land for wearing this shirt in the late 80's. He still has it and is very proud of himself.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008







*texto fondo*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Woodburger posted:

My dad, along with probably many others, was asked to leave Disney Land for wearing this shirt in the late 80's. He still has it and is very proud of himself.



Ricky Rat was right there

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

2020 turning out to be the most cyberpunk year afterall.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Who What Now posted:

Ricky Rat was right there

Thank you.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Mickey Rat is funnier because of how much more it pokes the copyright bear.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Detective No. 27 posted:

Mickey Rat is funnier because of how much more it pokes the copyright bear.

I'm guessing it's less the name and more the likeness that jabs that particular bear's asymmetrical nards

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Everyone who has been hosed by a bear knows what it means. Lots of hair and more muscly than you can imagine. It’s gonna hurt real good.

You’re not really here for the hunting, are you?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Zopotantor posted:

You’re not really here for the hunting, are you?

I love dragging that joke out for as long as possible.

And then he went back, with a Browning Machine Gun, Cal. .50, M2, HB, Flexible.

The bear was perturbed. And threw him against a tree for the third time...

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/stereogum/status/1239562059123171332

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Detective No. 27 posted:

Mickey Rat is funnier because of how much more it pokes the copyright bear.

And that's a metaphor for not respecting nature, right?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Jeez you are really bad at funny picture but real good at diagramming a nightmare I’m about to have.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Jeez you are really bad at funny picture but real good at diagramming a nightmare I’m about to have.

Does thinking about what Tarantino did to her feet make it better or worse?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1239291459766874113/pu/vid/640x480/MiXFUF1tLfUzcuPg.mp4

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Inceltown posted:

Does thinking about what Tarantino did to her feet make it better or worse?

I hope he just busted a nut in a very honest way. If he talked around it for hours, gently caress that.

Dr. Kayak Paddle
May 10, 2006

https://twitter.com/i/status/1239382583923757066

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013


A video installation at an art museum.

On one wall of the room are two screens. The first screen shows a video of QT and PTA talking about movies while on coke. The other screen shows Chuck Klosterman meta-analyzing how much he talks about the significance of the band KISS. Both have their audio all the way up, so they're all talking over each other all the time.

On the opposite wall is a single screen showing a montage of women clawing at their faces in anguish, forced to stare eternally at the videos playing on the other side of the room.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Yoshi Wins posted:

A video installation at an art museum.

On one wall of the room are two screens. The first screen shows a video of QT and PTA talking about movies while on coke. The other screen shows Chuck Klosterman meta-analyzing how much he talks about the significance of the band KISS. Both have their audio all the way up, so they're all talking over each other all the time.

On the opposite wall is a single screen showing a montage of women clawing at their faces in anguish, forced to stare eternally at the videos playing on the other side of the room.
yea it sounds terrible

why didnt she leave? cuz they were the ones with the blow? sister, been there

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009
Anyone have the chart that shows Coronovirus transmission chance with like, a handshake at 90 something percent and different greetings with decreasing chances until it gets to flipping the middle finger at 0? I swear it was on SA but I can’t remember which thread.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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