TRURO 1165: I could cause panic much better than even you

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Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

i bet they still don't fix the pipes in Flint though

edit: lead balls

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:35

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# ? May 30, 2024 21:19

heard u like girls: Mar 25, 2013

Origami Dali posted:

kevin smith's big p0wn rear end clit n' brown tainthouse

lmao

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:35

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

gonna have to vote 4 Treump so he gets to vanquish the china virus once and for all!!!!

thankyou!

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:37

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:38

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Alec Eiffel posted:

Kid Rock's Big rear end Honky Tonk & Steakhouse

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:39

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

tacodaemon posted:

The White House
Office of the Press Secretary
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
March 16, 2020
DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR
TUESDAY, MARCH 17, 2020

EDT

9:00AM In-House Pool Call Time

9:30AM THE PRESIDENT participates in a phone call with Restaurant Executives on COVID-19 Response
Oval Office
Closed Press

2:00PM THE PRESIDENT meets with Tourism Industry Executives on COVID-19 Response
Cabinet Room
Closed Press

3:30PM THE PRESIDENT participates in a phone call with Supply Retailers and Wholesalers on COVID-19 Response
Oval Office
Closed Press

4:30PM THE PRESIDENT meets with the Secretary of State
Oval Office
Closed Press

Briefing Schedule

10:30AM Members of the Coronavirus Task Force hold a press briefing
James S. Brady Briefing Room
On Camera

###

WORKING HARD THANK YOU

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:41

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

deadwing posted:

big tiots

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:42

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

each of Kid Rock's Signature Bourbon Ripped Steaks is served sizzling from a metal codpiece attached to a Kid Rock impersonator

no utensils

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:42

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

do not touch the trim

or your face

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:42

fosborb: Dec 15, 2006; Chronic Good Poster

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/markets/status/1239190594800533504

this man knows a lot about things receding.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:43

heard u like girls: Mar 25, 2013

smarxist posted:

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:43

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

smarxist posted:

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:43

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

nopants posted:

Idea: Trump resigns for grave incompetence, George W Bush and Obama run this thing together.

We can figure out how to do this constitutionally. It�s tough but possible. Doesn�t actually even need Trump to resign, he just needs to get out of the way&let the pros do the hard work

ok ellen

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:44

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

NPR... is... complete bullshit lies.

The contrast between watching a complete trump address to the nation and NPR's paraphrasing and characterization of it is stunning

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:44

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

smarxist posted:

that's a keeper

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:44

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Sheriff David Clarke�s Dangling Roto-Nuts

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:45

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Testing whether scotch or rye is better to ward off corono...wait what? Yes I had one of each...

OK I am being informed I will have to refine my methodology and start again tomorrow

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:45

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/CBPFlorida/status/1239759621994225664?s=20

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:45

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Origami Dali posted:

kevin smith's big p0wn rear end clit n' brown tainthouse

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:46

Harton: Jun 13, 2001

Alec Eiffel posted:

Kid Rock's Big rear end Honky Tonk & Steakhouse

How hard do you think kid rock fought with the corporate lawyers to get �big rear end� in that title?

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:47

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

so there are inevitably going to be other natural disasters within the duration of the current natural disaster and then there's the virus

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:49

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

trump?

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:49

fosborb: Dec 15, 2006; Chronic Good Poster

Harton posted:

How hard do you think kid rock fought with the corporate lawyers to get �big rear end� in that title?

about this hard

even the url doesn't have big rear end in it

kidrockshonkytonkandsteakhouse.com

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:49

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/TheSocietyDude/status/1239672066456109058

lol i really hope total society collapse doesn't happen because none of the good guys are as prepared for it as the bad guys rofl

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:49

fosborb: Dec 15, 2006; Chronic Good Poster

VectorSigma posted:

so there are inevitably going to be other natural disasters within the duration of the current natural disaster and then there's the virus

LOCUSTS!

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:49

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

sign partly burns out, leaving only the words

KID

rear end

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:50

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

It has very low energy menu names for their food, Guy Fieri better

Big rear end Dog
Giant Hot Dog with Chili, Jalapenos, Diced Red Onions

Drinks a bit better:

Cocktails

The Steve Drink
Stoli, Club Soda, Tall with Two Lemons

Leah�s Key Lime Pie
Whipped Vodka, Sprite, Lime Juice

Detroit Rock City Mule
Vodka, Ginger Beer, Lime

Honky Tonk Tea
Sweet Tea Vodka & Lemonade

Sweet Southern Sugar
Peach Vodka, Sprite, Oj

Born Free
Vodka, Black Raspberry, Lemonade

Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch
Jack Daniels Tn Honey, Triple Sec, Sour, Sprite

Devil Without A Cause
Cherry Vodka, Cranberry, Pineapple

Cowboy
Sweet Tea Vodka, Coconut Rum, Vodka, Peach, Lemonade, Sour, Sprite

The Bobby
Vodka, Blue Curacao, Pineapple, Sour

Twisted Brown Trucker
Fireball & Rumchata

Elderberry Shine
Leatherwood Elderberry Moonshine, Sprite, & Lime

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:50

fosborb: Dec 15, 2006; Chronic Good Poster

VectorSigma posted:

sign partly burns out, leaving only the words

KID

rear end

wow look at Doctor Stephen Pinker over here

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:50

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Origami Dali posted:

kevin smith's big p0wn rear end clit n' brown tainthouse

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:51

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

fosborb posted:

about this hard

even the url doesn't have big rear end in it

kidrockshonkytonkandsteakhouse.com

Kid rock shonkytonk

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:51

heard u like girls: Mar 25, 2013

VectorSigma posted:

sign partly burns out, leaving only the words

KID

rear end

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:52

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bearjew posted:

trump?

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:52

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:52

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

things i need to do before i die:

*reconcile with my mother
*read Proust's "In Search Of Lost Time"
*visit Kid Rock's Big rear end Honky Tonk & Steakhouse

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:53

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

going down to the tainthouse to load up on potato skins

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:53

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I bought the last bottle of mega-rum st the store after work

I now have six liters of it

looks like I gotta buy soda tomorrow unless I want to dip into my strategic Surge reserve

# ? Mar 17, 2020 04:54