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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Wheeee posted:

This is a turning point which will be identified in history as the moment when China took the reins of global leadership from America.

the future is now, should have stuck with my mandarin classes

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

duh wrong thread

The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 19:03 on Mar 16, 2020

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

so I figured out that these lines are because Costco is only letting so many people in the building at a time to maintain distance between shoppers.

so while it sucks it's at least trying to help?

the line to get into the south Seattle Costco snakes around the building and has to be at least a 90 min wait

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/SoLyrical/status/1239530063105798153?s=19

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005


The (sadly false) conventional wisdom on that border is that the surveying expedition was supposed to set the border along the continental divide but somehow got so drunk they surveyed the Bitterroot Mountain Range instead

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/handleyzo/status/1239601606288695299?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Global pandemic time is the perfect time to ram through all that reprehensible poo poo you want to do.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1239662745261391872

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Inceltown posted:

Global pandemic time is the perfect time to ram through all that reprehensible poo poo you want to do.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1239662745261391872

Ngl I wanna see what an old, senile Putin still in power in would look like

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1239342829358297089?s=20

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1239644515616436232?s=20

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

cool dance moves posted:

Ngl I wanna see what an old, senile Putin still in power in would look like

Spin your globe east a lil bit

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Gum posted:

Spin your globe east a lil bit

Justin Trudeau is still p young, though :confused:

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


i just hope he lets Liz walk when he’s barricaded up against the ATF agents outside.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/DrStedx/status/1239554929511063552

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016
https://twitter.com/hidingseagull/status/1239356982907322374?s=09

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

cool dance moves posted:

Ngl I wanna see what an old, senile Putin still in power in would look like



From Finland's biggest paper.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

hurrgh i'm trying to annex ukraine but my skin is dummy thicc and the clap from my jowls keeps alerting NATO.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Gum posted:

Spin your globe east a lil bit

what does this mean? spin the globe clockwise so your view is traveling East across it or spin the globe counterclockwise so the movement itself is going East?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Inceltown posted:

Global pandemic time is the perfect time to ram through all that reprehensible poo poo you want to do.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1239662745261391872

The restrictions on large crowds is, has, and will be used to justify restrictions on protests and human rights. In this, as in many cases, the medical establishment functions as only another arm of the State. The United States is doing the same, and those powers will almost certainly persist after the pandemic.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Smirking_Serpent posted:

hurrgh i'm trying to annex ukraine but my skin is dummy thicc and the clap from my jowls keeps alerting NATO.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1239735297023213568
:vince:

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

drat roasted

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

:iceburn:

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Real testament to conservative comedy that one of the jokes isn’t even specifically related to Biden and is just “liberal”. poo poo, his shotgun and push-up contest lines were practically begging to be the full auto setting!

I’ll still take twenty.


without any of the late night shows running these freaks are just going to be making GBS threads up twitter more than usual

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




is that a my little pony bulldog

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


well im not one to question the rules of st patricks day

Prof. Banks
Apr 22, 2015

Computer lab day! Time to spend 45 minutes trying to load pokemon.com!


Krankenstyle posted:

is that a my little pony bulldog

It took me a minute, but it's a "dog-faced pony soldier".

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
No malarkey references, shameful

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Pornographic Memory posted:

No malarkey references, shameful

That might get too close to actually being funny

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Captain Pike????

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Peanut President posted:

Captain Pike????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pyhiAntIPc&t=134s

BOOOOOOP BOOOOOOOOOP BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

"He says everything is going to be A-OK!"

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

beep beep

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pyhiAntIPc&t=134s

BOOOOOOP BOOOOOOOOOP BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

"He says everything is going to be A-OK!"

I mean I think he's the captain on Discovery but who the gently caress watches that

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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Peanut President posted:

I mean I think he's the captain on Discovery but who the gently caress watches that

people who got the free trial and cancelled after watching the first episode

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