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Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Agronox posted:

what state? that’s actually excellent news; pretty much every nation that’s had a successful effort against this thing has done that

Alabama

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Vermont does not have online filing for unemployment benefits, the offices are closed, and the phone lines are down.


I still haven't seen a single announcement from a state or municipality that closed restaurants telling workers what to do.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

brugroffil posted:

I think that's what I mean. People are taking estimates of "150M infected" and multiplying by that 3-4% mortality to get millions dead. That 3-4% mortality seems like it applies only to a smaller subset of total infected. What percentage of "total infected" gets hit with that 3-4% mortality rate?

It gets complicated by the fact that you'll have a lot of people die from lack of care, so you could have closer to 10% mortality in that specific population which gets the number into the millions. But I don't think anyone can predict for now how many people that's going to be.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Xaris posted:

it owns just how crazy 2020 is. locust swarms; pandemic plague (its a hoax/just flu bro / pence praying away the plague in a prayer circle/boomers intentionally contracting the covid to own da libs as libs desperately plead for boomers not to do that and die); global NUMBER meltdown and $0 banking reserve and 0% interest rates and still plumetting; oil production go UP, casino bailouts, republicans going for ubi and paid sick leave and dems against it; senilejoe biden (say no2joe) being paraded around like a literal 80s comedy

i feel like i need to start a running tally on 2020

we got decades happening in weeks over here!

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
im hosed lol

mystes
May 31, 2006

I'm not sure reporting numbers of "confirmed cases" is helping anything right now.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Fox lied Gramps Died

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

eighty-four merc posted:

what are my options for face masks (reusable/washable) since disposable ones are unobtanium right now?

I've accepted I'll get this poo poo at some point, but I'd like to not give it to my older coworkers/customers since we are still working lol

Research I've found shows that tea cloth can be about 83% as effective as a respirator/surgical mask (I forget which):
https://academic.oup.com/annweh/article/54/7/789/202744

This from China shows you how to make a mask:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNjpH5lBZ8w

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:same: lmao
Would have been cool if we had a functioning state government.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

so that's why they delayed the game until april. everyone's going to buy the game because they're all holed up

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


we aren't testing for this poo poo and every single precaution that's being taken is laughable at best and more often actively counterproductive

man, we're dumb

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
reword this to "cops don't give a gently caress about other people, will spread disease indiscriminately for the sake of police department revenue"

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
https://twitter.com/BespokeHoover/status/1239585947089592320?s=19

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


"Close down Wall St"

Cheaters

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
https://twitter.com/shanalala_/status/1239620985306914824?s=19

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://twitter.com/harrysiegel/status/1239913763479990280

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


Robust economy ahoy!

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

blatman posted:

shitposts in the roni thread spread 30% faster every day

we already reached mods capacity and they can't probate more people

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



anynody post this one yet? the line at the jerk store, instantly sold out of me

https://i.imgur.com/HG78iMI.mp4

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

limaCAT posted:

we already reached mods capacity and they can't probate more people

people should be auto banning but they keep doomposting

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1239905557504495617

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
It's a tragedy to be sure, but not an entirely undeserved one.

https://twitter.com/might_be_a_mark/status/1239624767113768972?s=19

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

communism simply doesn't work just look at these lines

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Frog Act posted:

I for one bought a bunch of carts and I’m waiting on dudeman to get a big bag of backup nugs. I also bought two new 510 batteries in case

I’ve got two grams of oil, six carts, and an eighth, so I hope I’m good for long enough to find a new dealer after mine dies

Oh my god please don't kill yourself with bootleg carts you lunatic goons, spackling your lungs with vitamin e acetate during a coronavirus outbreak isn't smart

I'm feeling iffy about smoking poo poo from the dispensary right now I cannot imagine doing sketchy coat dabs

eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.

UnknownTarget posted:

Research I've found shows that tea cloth can be about 83% as effective as a respirator/surgical mask (I forget which):
https://academic.oup.com/annweh/article/54/7/789/202744

This from China shows you how to make a mask:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNjpH5lBZ8w

ty super helpful

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

My gf works for HR consulting company, and they are doing a company wide conference call right now about the roni. A lady is going over new products they can pitch to clients in the crisis, and one of them is basically "hey if you need to fire half your workforce we can give advice on how to do that".

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

Corona update I gave my dad a chili green tea pill and it hosed him up worse than the virus

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

if only the government had enough money to help these people during these difficult times

ah, well, nevertheless

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/PinkNews/status/1239826806515159040

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
My hash oil isnt gonna last 1+ months at this rate and I have to travel to get it so weekends only from here on I guess

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

Agronox posted:

what state? that’s actually excellent news; pretty much every nation that’s had a successful effort against this thing has done that

Anecdotal, but my job is also doing this for anyone who can't do the mandatory WFH (manufacturing). Big advatange of having close ties to China is that they already had a plan for this poo poo.

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


yeah but it can't hurt either right?

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
https://twitter.com/BBCBweaking/status/1239913478565105665

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

The bad news is that everyone has this poo poo, the good news is that it might mean that the mortality rate won't be 2-3% of the entire population.

Goast
Jul 23, 2011

by VideoGames

it won't stop me from trying

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/FoodNetwork/status/1239899287623876614?s=19

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Dedicate as in, in memoriam?

Nash
Aug 1, 2003

Sign my 'Bring Goldberg Back' Petition

shyduck posted:

I work for a small company in NJ. There's been no announcement or anything from our boss as of yet. However they did send an email out now about some baked goods we should all eat in our small kitchen. I'm going to die

So what are the baked goods? Don’t leave us hanging here.

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Butterwagon
Mar 21, 2010

Lookit that stupid ass-hole!
Anybody know good sources for public datasets on this?

Currently, I'm looking at the John Hopkins dataset, but they've had a lot of issues lately and seem to be at least a couple of days out of date.

There's a few others that are trying to pull from the John Hopkins data and update it with data they've scraped from various government sites but there are some issues with those sources as well (like number going down).

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